Charles Bernard
Charles Bernard
@charlesbernard.ca
I'm from Ottawa and I'm here to help.
*slaps roof*
These babies can fit so many Buldak packets.
November 19, 2025 at 3:47 AM
Yes yes but also
October 29, 2025 at 12:48 AM
...these things have got to be expired.
October 23, 2025 at 6:45 PM
Hi. I'm in ~~Delaware~~ Labrador.
October 16, 2025 at 8:54 PM
It's time.
October 11, 2025 at 4:34 PM
What they don't tell you about these things is that they're basically a way to monetize parental stress eating.

So far we've eaten $18 worth of emotions.
September 22, 2025 at 11:13 PM
Had to shuck a package of Oreos to make dirt for Baby's construction-themed cake.

Used the guts to make a Vingituple-Stuff Oreo.

Follow me for more gastronomy tips.
September 20, 2025 at 5:55 PM
I guess they called it Buick because that's the sound I made when I saw this Android Auto implementation.

I am once again begging car companies to hire just one single UX designer.
September 16, 2025 at 1:28 AM
I can get an airport beer at 5:30am, but gelato before 10 is socially unacceptable? C'mon United, do better.
September 12, 2025 at 9:44 AM
Orlando, naturally. en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/World%2...

They also had cheesecake and a hard ice cream station.
September 11, 2025 at 10:46 PM
Visited the last McDonald's in the world to serve pizza.

They also had pasta and Philly cheesesteaks for some reason?
September 11, 2025 at 9:53 PM
Carp Hamfest.

(...also I bought a radio.)
September 6, 2025 at 4:09 PM
Look out!
September 1, 2025 at 10:12 PM
Dozens of peaches

Peaches for me
September 1, 2025 at 6:04 PM
Wife: "I love this art, [Twin A]."

Twin A: "Thanks! It's a drawing of a bunch of Dads.

Mine's wearing a Batman shirt."
August 15, 2025 at 1:05 AM
The first time I read this to my kids, the page where Sister Bear falls through the hole in the stage immediately transported me to when I was 5 and freaked the f out reading it with my mom.
August 12, 2025 at 12:03 AM
Pretty sus.
August 11, 2025 at 11:53 PM
...it was on sale for a reason.
August 7, 2025 at 1:11 AM
How am I only now discovering this is a thing that exists?!

I've never wanted to be carded at the liquor store so badly.
July 31, 2025 at 12:27 AM
Me preparing to exterminate a wasp nest after they stung Twin A.

(She's ok, but they got her good.)
July 26, 2025 at 10:20 PM
Forbidden Slurpee, courtesy of the back of the fridge.

cc @bangunit.bsky.social
July 19, 2025 at 10:54 PM
...is there not a bake sale inside Tim Hortons every day?
July 16, 2025 at 4:41 PM
Congrats! And remember:
July 8, 2025 at 2:36 AM
🫡
June 27, 2025 at 1:24 AM
The Rangers are the only MLB team without a Pride night. So Baltimore is kind enough to host theirs when the Rangers come to town.

...that said, is there a way for both teams to lose?
June 25, 2025 at 10:41 PM