Charley
@charkey.bsky.social
Feeling dangerously hopeful about the 2026 Texas Senate race.
November 29, 2025 at 1:10 PM
Feeling dangerously hopeful about the 2026 Texas Senate race.
There is nothing in this godforsaken world I’ve been advertised to for more than Raymour and Flanagan and let me tell you I have never considered purchasing their… Carpets…? Windows. Sweaters??
November 28, 2025 at 11:35 PM
There is nothing in this godforsaken world I’ve been advertised to for more than Raymour and Flanagan and let me tell you I have never considered purchasing their… Carpets…? Windows. Sweaters??
@techconnectify.bsky.social I can’t financially reckon with a big purchase right now but have never been so delighted to be advertised to on the internet than I have been by your latest videos. Yay TechnologyConnections X GoodStore collab, keep it up ◡̈
October 11, 2025 at 6:12 PM
@techconnectify.bsky.social I can’t financially reckon with a big purchase right now but have never been so delighted to be advertised to on the internet than I have been by your latest videos. Yay TechnologyConnections X GoodStore collab, keep it up ◡̈
A Regal theater near me had a 1:20AM 4DX, Real D 3D showing of Fantastic Four last night and personally I just think that’s bonkers
July 27, 2025 at 3:18 PM
A Regal theater near me had a 1:20AM 4DX, Real D 3D showing of Fantastic Four last night and personally I just think that’s bonkers
I would pay obscene amounts of money for iOS to allow you to archive text threads without deleting them.
July 26, 2025 at 6:19 PM
I would pay obscene amounts of money for iOS to allow you to archive text threads without deleting them.
thinking about Rachel Brosnahan's Lois Lane chewing on that pen and thinking smart and stuff.
like.
yeah.
like.
yeah.
July 26, 2025 at 6:18 PM
thinking about Rachel Brosnahan's Lois Lane chewing on that pen and thinking smart and stuff.
like.
yeah.
like.
yeah.
I’m not really a gif guy but not because I don’t enjoy a good gif. I actually, quite often, go to search for a gif that would be PERFECT for the situation, only to find that no one has made it??? That or gif search engines are just subpar— does anyone know?
July 23, 2025 at 1:43 PM
I’m not really a gif guy but not because I don’t enjoy a good gif. I actually, quite often, go to search for a gif that would be PERFECT for the situation, only to find that no one has made it??? That or gif search engines are just subpar— does anyone know?
Thought about using piglatin to disguise words that could trigger a child’s meltdown but the word “playground” is unfortunately hard to keep under wraps
July 20, 2025 at 5:19 PM
Thought about using piglatin to disguise words that could trigger a child’s meltdown but the word “playground” is unfortunately hard to keep under wraps
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do yourself a favor and google brennan lee mulligan right now
July 17, 2025 at 12:54 AM
do yourself a favor and google brennan lee mulligan right now
At least they cast two unknowns but I can't say I'm not disappointed we can't have Morgan Davies and Hunter Schafer
July 17, 2025 at 4:43 PM
At least they cast two unknowns but I can't say I'm not disappointed we can't have Morgan Davies and Hunter Schafer
Does everyone else have that distant acquaintance who is chill but whenever they say they like a movie or tv show it has become your signal that you are almost definitely not going to like it
July 16, 2025 at 3:22 PM
Does everyone else have that distant acquaintance who is chill but whenever they say they like a movie or tv show it has become your signal that you are almost definitely not going to like it
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Once again, we were not nominated for an Emmy due to not being a TV show.
July 15, 2025 at 7:25 PM
Once again, we were not nominated for an Emmy due to not being a TV show.
Remember when we cared about the Pope and by extension the Catholic church for a bit earlier this year
July 16, 2025 at 1:55 PM
Remember when we cared about the Pope and by extension the Catholic church for a bit earlier this year
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The future we all dream of.
The scene at Andrew Cuomo's election night party, held in a very cavernous space on the fourth floor of the Carpenters Union Hall.
There's a bar serving beer and wine ("donation-based") and a stage set up for an eventual speech.
Polls close at 9 p.m.
There's a bar serving beer and wine ("donation-based") and a stage set up for an eventual speech.
Polls close at 9 p.m.
June 25, 2025 at 12:25 AM
The future we all dream of.
Kept thinking it was strange why I smelled something like the smell of onions until I realized that I was sitting next to a bag of onions.
June 10, 2025 at 3:18 PM
Kept thinking it was strange why I smelled something like the smell of onions until I realized that I was sitting next to a bag of onions.
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thank you for your feedback. we regret to inform you that it has made us stronger
April 30, 2025 at 4:01 PM
thank you for your feedback. we regret to inform you that it has made us stronger
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“You can’t have your cake and eat it too” is such a damn stupid phrase…I don’t want to own a cake for, like, display purposes. Is that a thing people want?? A /liability/??
No, I want to put it in my god damned mouth.
No, I want to put it in my god damned mouth.
April 5, 2025 at 3:16 PM
“You can’t have your cake and eat it too” is such a damn stupid phrase…I don’t want to own a cake for, like, display purposes. Is that a thing people want?? A /liability/??
No, I want to put it in my god damned mouth.
No, I want to put it in my god damned mouth.
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Had a dream that I rode an ostrich and it was really hard and genuinely remember having the dream thought “Typical. Riding ostriches is always like this.”
March 16, 2025 at 12:48 PM
Had a dream that I rode an ostrich and it was really hard and genuinely remember having the dream thought “Typical. Riding ostriches is always like this.”
@slotkin.senate.gov is going places I think
March 5, 2025 at 11:58 PM
@slotkin.senate.gov is going places I think
lol uhhhhh idk if I remember the lyrics being quite that repetitive
March 2, 2025 at 2:18 AM
lol uhhhhh idk if I remember the lyrics being quite that repetitive
Gonna get into sports but say my favorite team is the Celtics and say it like Celtics
like I'll say Celtics
like ok
like
like I'll say Celtics
like ok
like
March 1, 2025 at 1:53 AM
Gonna get into sports but say my favorite team is the Celtics and say it like Celtics
like I'll say Celtics
like ok
like
like I'll say Celtics
like ok
like
I think we'd all be okay if HDR photos didn't exist, at all, actually
March 1, 2025 at 1:50 AM
I think we'd all be okay if HDR photos didn't exist, at all, actually
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regret to inform everyone this is a real guy who could be pope
February 22, 2025 at 8:08 PM
regret to inform everyone this is a real guy who could be pope