Charismatic Megafauna
@charismaticmeg.bsky.social
Anthropologist, Bronxite, Goofball, Clinomane. Openly Black. She/her. Backslidin'/How do you do?
Van Gogh @ NYBG
June 6, 2025 at 12:32 PM
Van Gogh @ NYBG
Fancy onions.
May 23, 2025 at 8:25 PM
Fancy onions.
Made a bouquet at work.
May 10, 2025 at 12:31 AM
Made a bouquet at work.
Pretty thing what I made:
February 22, 2025 at 1:00 PM
Pretty thing what I made:
Found out the hard way that my little car can't make it up the hill I live on in the snow. Big thanks to the old guy who asked, "You got it, mami?" and ran over to help. No, papi, I most certainly do not.
January 20, 2025 at 3:59 AM
Found out the hard way that my little car can't make it up the hill I live on in the snow. Big thanks to the old guy who asked, "You got it, mami?" and ran over to help. No, papi, I most certainly do not.
Name a show no one remembers but you.
November 20, 2024 at 4:10 AM
Name a show no one remembers but you.
My life is a cartoon.
November 19, 2024 at 9:45 PM
My life is a cartoon.
Check out this fussy bitch now!
November 19, 2024 at 1:12 AM
Check out this fussy bitch now!
"Hey, that bottle of pepper I've tried to keep closed with packing tape is actually closed! How did that happen?" I said to myself as I made breakfast and then I remembered that the physically strongest person I know stayed over last weekend. Thank you, Matthew Gillman (who I can't seem to tag).
October 7, 2023 at 5:32 PM
"Hey, that bottle of pepper I've tried to keep closed with packing tape is actually closed! How did that happen?" I said to myself as I made breakfast and then I remembered that the physically strongest person I know stayed over last weekend. Thank you, Matthew Gillman (who I can't seem to tag).
Kindred spirit.
What if from now on I only eat fruit in cobbler or tart form. Eating apples is tedious
October 7, 2023 at 3:36 AM
Kindred spirit.
I have a houseguest this weekend! You know what that means? I have to remember to close the bathroom door.
September 22, 2023 at 3:59 AM
I have a houseguest this weekend! You know what that means? I have to remember to close the bathroom door.
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Fall mood has arrived 🍂🍁🍂🍁
📷: Herb Ritts
📷: Herb Ritts
September 11, 2023 at 3:57 PM
Fall mood has arrived 🍂🍁🍂🍁
📷: Herb Ritts
📷: Herb Ritts
One weird trick, Bronx mom's hate her: The nubby "tongue scrubber" side of an old toothbrush is great for cleaning a lint brush.
A PSA from someone who rarely cleans. You're welcome.
A PSA from someone who rarely cleans. You're welcome.
September 2, 2023 at 5:43 PM
One weird trick, Bronx mom's hate her: The nubby "tongue scrubber" side of an old toothbrush is great for cleaning a lint brush.
A PSA from someone who rarely cleans. You're welcome.
A PSA from someone who rarely cleans. You're welcome.
Ratatouille!
August 28, 2023 at 5:48 PM
Ratatouille!
Bedtime, of course.
new meme dropped, tag yourselves I’m THICK LIQUIDS ONLY
August 26, 2023 at 10:04 PM
Bedtime, of course.
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See, what had happened was…
August 25, 2023 at 1:00 PM
See, what had happened was…
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Did you know there's a whole zine dedicated to feeding yourself when your brain is out of order? It's called 'Depression Cooking' and I interviewed the author, who is extremely cool!
‘Depression Cooking Zine’ Is a Reminder That Sometimes Eating Is an Accomplishment
Sonali Menezes, the artist behind the popular zine, wants to shift the conversation around mental health and self-care.
www.eater.com
August 24, 2023 at 8:05 PM
Did you know there's a whole zine dedicated to feeding yourself when your brain is out of order? It's called 'Depression Cooking' and I interviewed the author, who is extremely cool!
Me looking at tchotchkes, plants, and stationery in a gift shop, "Oh, you motherfuckers!"
August 2, 2023 at 6:39 PM
Me looking at tchotchkes, plants, and stationery in a gift shop, "Oh, you motherfuckers!"
I need 5 hours more sleep today.
August 2, 2023 at 2:28 PM
I need 5 hours more sleep today.
Spent all day yesterday reading Frugal Lifestyle blogs. Was frugal for 24 hours. Gonna reward myself by buying a plant today, maybe.
July 15, 2023 at 1:48 PM
Spent all day yesterday reading Frugal Lifestyle blogs. Was frugal for 24 hours. Gonna reward myself by buying a plant today, maybe.