Chantelle
@chantelleylee.bsky.social
“My name is Chantelle and I have high standards”
Not my niece running around telling the family about how she’s probably gonna call her new toy Pussy because it sounds better than Platty.
January 3, 2026 at 3:31 AM
Not my niece running around telling the family about how she’s probably gonna call her new toy Pussy because it sounds better than Platty.
Y’all my skin smells like him and I’m all 🥰
November 30, 2025 at 5:39 AM
Y’all my skin smells like him and I’m all 🥰
I’m tipsy so now you all get to know that I’m sappy and sad that my boyfriend had to reschedule a date and my hyper independence is really struggling with this level of vulnerability
November 21, 2025 at 6:08 AM
I’m tipsy so now you all get to know that I’m sappy and sad that my boyfriend had to reschedule a date and my hyper independence is really struggling with this level of vulnerability
This is probably a deeply unpopular take but... online marketing coaches are just MLMs in disguise, right? Like.. you buy their workbook or whatever from their instagram. That teaches you how to use instagram to sell an online workbook. That you then use instagram to convince someone else to buy...
November 4, 2025 at 4:00 PM
This is probably a deeply unpopular take but... online marketing coaches are just MLMs in disguise, right? Like.. you buy their workbook or whatever from their instagram. That teaches you how to use instagram to sell an online workbook. That you then use instagram to convince someone else to buy...
What’s the emotionally mature way to tell someone ‘hey, I grew up on too many rom-coms and too few words of affirmation that weren’t tied to performance, so if you could routinely tell me exactly what you like about me, and come cuddle me even though I’m still contagious with mono, that’d be 👌🏻”
October 14, 2025 at 1:39 AM
What’s the emotionally mature way to tell someone ‘hey, I grew up on too many rom-coms and too few words of affirmation that weren’t tied to performance, so if you could routinely tell me exactly what you like about me, and come cuddle me even though I’m still contagious with mono, that’d be 👌🏻”
Should I just go back to not really watching the game? Am I the problem here
October 8, 2025 at 2:22 AM
Should I just go back to not really watching the game? Am I the problem here
Just found out I was supposed to ask for Taylor Swift release day flowers. Whoops.
October 3, 2025 at 12:58 AM
Just found out I was supposed to ask for Taylor Swift release day flowers. Whoops.
Pretty sure that one day, someone is going to say something and I’m going to realize that I’m taking all the “do you struggle with xyz? Here’s a solution!” points of advice for autistics too literally.
September 18, 2025 at 5:06 PM
Pretty sure that one day, someone is going to say something and I’m going to realize that I’m taking all the “do you struggle with xyz? Here’s a solution!” points of advice for autistics too literally.
99% of the time, I’m annoyed at the AI summaries on Google searches. Until I want to know why I always think hops low-key look like weed
September 12, 2025 at 4:16 AM
99% of the time, I’m annoyed at the AI summaries on Google searches. Until I want to know why I always think hops low-key look like weed
There’s a level of insecurity I feel in my relationship as we work through some important shit, but unfortunately all that means is that I second-guess sending the tipsy “hey I miss you” text
September 12, 2025 at 4:15 AM
There’s a level of insecurity I feel in my relationship as we work through some important shit, but unfortunately all that means is that I second-guess sending the tipsy “hey I miss you” text
I’ve been playing with at-home gel nails, but also timing & work necessitated cutting my nails a few days after applying the gel.
Anyway, now I have uncomfortably short nails that do not grasp chin hairs to pluck them out 😂
Anyway, now I have uncomfortably short nails that do not grasp chin hairs to pluck them out 😂
September 12, 2025 at 4:08 AM
I’ve been playing with at-home gel nails, but also timing & work necessitated cutting my nails a few days after applying the gel.
Anyway, now I have uncomfortably short nails that do not grasp chin hairs to pluck them out 😂
Anyway, now I have uncomfortably short nails that do not grasp chin hairs to pluck them out 😂
Literally nothing infuriates me as much as knowing that my workplace has HUNDREDS of systems in place to make sure that everyone always has what they need… and then my coworkers don’t follow the systems so I never have what I need.
September 8, 2025 at 3:50 AM
Literally nothing infuriates me as much as knowing that my workplace has HUNDREDS of systems in place to make sure that everyone always has what they need… and then my coworkers don’t follow the systems so I never have what I need.
Started stress-picking at my gel nails, just in case anyone was wondering how I'm doing. But better this than my eyebrows?
September 4, 2025 at 7:02 PM
Started stress-picking at my gel nails, just in case anyone was wondering how I'm doing. But better this than my eyebrows?
The next person I date should be Italian. I want limoncello to be a bigger part of my life. Limoncello and pasta.
August 15, 2025 at 5:41 AM
The next person I date should be Italian. I want limoncello to be a bigger part of my life. Limoncello and pasta.
It's an early 2000s country morning. Hoping it resets my life as well as it resets my Spotify algorithm
August 9, 2025 at 5:50 PM
It's an early 2000s country morning. Hoping it resets my life as well as it resets my Spotify algorithm
Being a late-diagnosed autistic woman is casually chatting with your mom about autistic traits in kids just to find out that your parents had your hearing tested as a child because you didn’t respond to your name being called 😒😂😂
August 2, 2025 at 7:47 PM
Being a late-diagnosed autistic woman is casually chatting with your mom about autistic traits in kids just to find out that your parents had your hearing tested as a child because you didn’t respond to your name being called 😒😂😂
Gonna have to go back to using the “bad place” app as a source of entertainment now that I’m not swiping on dating apps. These are the subtle sacrifices of relationships
July 26, 2025 at 4:21 AM
Gonna have to go back to using the “bad place” app as a source of entertainment now that I’m not swiping on dating apps. These are the subtle sacrifices of relationships
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My mom keeps laughing at my Rudolph-inspired Aquaphor-covered beard burn on chin & nose, but that's okay because she hasn't noticed the bite mark on my collarbone 😆
July 18, 2025 at 7:45 PM
My mom keeps laughing at my Rudolph-inspired Aquaphor-covered beard burn on chin & nose, but that's okay because she hasn't noticed the bite mark on my collarbone 😆
My brother stocks 7% coolers, and now I have opinions.
Health care professionals on social media who do not make room for nuance and true understanding of complex issues in the name of interaction and algorithms do such a disservice to the people they’re claiming to help.
Health care professionals on social media who do not make room for nuance and true understanding of complex issues in the name of interaction and algorithms do such a disservice to the people they’re claiming to help.
July 11, 2025 at 4:45 AM
My brother stocks 7% coolers, and now I have opinions.
Health care professionals on social media who do not make room for nuance and true understanding of complex issues in the name of interaction and algorithms do such a disservice to the people they’re claiming to help.
Health care professionals on social media who do not make room for nuance and true understanding of complex issues in the name of interaction and algorithms do such a disservice to the people they’re claiming to help.
Trust and BELIEVE, I went down a rabbit hole of stalking after my late best friend’s asshole of an ex showed up on my dating app.
May the fleas of a thousand camels infest every crevice of his body.
May the fleas of a thousand camels infest every crevice of his body.
July 10, 2025 at 5:00 AM
Trust and BELIEVE, I went down a rabbit hole of stalking after my late best friend’s asshole of an ex showed up on my dating app.
May the fleas of a thousand camels infest every crevice of his body.
May the fleas of a thousand camels infest every crevice of his body.
Tell me why a guy read my dating app profile statement that I hope to not have to solve a bunch problems outside of work, and replied with a statement of the problems I could solve for him.
Let’s all return to Grade 5 reading comprehension please.
Let’s all return to Grade 5 reading comprehension please.
June 27, 2025 at 5:06 PM
Tell me why a guy read my dating app profile statement that I hope to not have to solve a bunch problems outside of work, and replied with a statement of the problems I could solve for him.
Let’s all return to Grade 5 reading comprehension please.
Let’s all return to Grade 5 reading comprehension please.
I genuinely worry that, at some point, my coworker will catch onto the fact that I intentionally use obscure words in conversation with him because it throws him for a loop and I get a kick out of his reactions and then my fun will be ruined
June 2, 2025 at 5:16 AM
I genuinely worry that, at some point, my coworker will catch onto the fact that I intentionally use obscure words in conversation with him because it throws him for a loop and I get a kick out of his reactions and then my fun will be ruined
Friend: “I’m so enamored with… Nope, not enamored. Just drunk.”
May 31, 2025 at 11:23 PM
Friend: “I’m so enamored with… Nope, not enamored. Just drunk.”
I have avoided listening to Taylor Swift’s original albums since the re-recordings were announced. TVs or bust. Which means I’ve never listened to reputation in its entirety.
May 30, 2025 at 4:04 PM
I have avoided listening to Taylor Swift’s original albums since the re-recordings were announced. TVs or bust. Which means I’ve never listened to reputation in its entirety.