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I'm considering continuing to post translations by ChatGPT of meaningless tweets that had meaning, like early Twitter.

元の文:
初期のTwitterのような意味のなさに意味があったつぶやきを、ChatGPTに英訳してもらったものをポストし続けていこうかと思ってます。
I feel like I send them every year because I like the red look of Japanese New Year's cards. But well, more and more people are also stopping the practice of sending New Year's cards.

日本の年賀状の赤い感じが好きで毎年出している気がするなー。でもまあ、年賀状仕舞いの方も増えてきたね。
December 23, 2024 at 4:17 PM
I like the parking lot next to the delicious coffee shop because it smells very good.

美味しいコーヒー屋さんの隣にある駐輪場があって、とても良い匂いがするので好き。
June 14, 2024 at 2:14 PM
"My first-grade daughter said, 'The handsome guy for A-chan and her friends isn't S-kun anymore.' 'A-chan and her friends' refers to a group of girls, and their so-called handsome guy is what they consider their favorite. Now, R-kun from class 1-2 is considered 'cool' among them.
May 1, 2024 at 5:55 AM
Upon finding a jungle gym on the grounds of an old apartment complex, my child joyfully played, wondering, "Why is no one else here on a Saturday?" But as the complex ages, so do its residents... Still, it seemed like it had been repainted. Hopefully, there's a next generation to enjoy it.
December 9, 2023 at 4:28 PM
On the way back from walking to a nearby restaurant, I watched from behind as my husband and child raced each other home and I couldn't help but feel deeply, "This is the peak of my life." It's not necessary for my family to be exactly as I wish, but it is precious and gratifying
December 2, 2023 at 11:50 AM
While I was admiring an old man who was properly waiting at a narrow crosswalk where no cars were coming, as soon as it turned green, he littered and dashed off. Hmm, that cancels out!

車も来ない狭い横断歩道をきちんと待っているおじさんがいたから偉いと思って見てたら、青になった時にゴミをポイ捨てして駆け出していった。うーん、相殺!
November 29, 2023 at 9:58 AM
To lose weight, I hadn't been restricting my diet because I thought, 'If I switch to diet meals, won't I just get hungry?' But maybe, I'm supposed to be hungry.

痩せるための食事制限、今まで、「ダイエット用のご飯にしたらお腹空いちゃうじゃん」と思ってやっていなかったのだけど、もしかして、お腹空いていなさい、ということか。
November 28, 2023 at 3:33 AM
I suddenly became interested and glanced at palmistry, where I found that the line of extravagance is often prominent. You're well aware!

突如興味を持って手相占いをチラ見したところ、散財の線がよく出ていることは分かった。よくご存知!
October 31, 2023 at 12:15 PM
Photos of sushi make me feel happy.

寿司の写真って幸せな気分になる。
October 26, 2023 at 5:19 AM
For hair wax, the period from 'it's almost finished' tends to be long.

ヘアワックス、「もうすぐ終わりやな」からが長い。

そこForなんだ??(分かってない
October 24, 2023 at 2:01 AM
Observing the caterpillar on a potted lemon tree, I noticed it really eats a lot. It munches away, gradually thinning the leaves. I see, this must be "The Very Hungry Caterpillar"...

鉢植えのレモンの木にいる青虫が葉っぱを食べるのを観察してみたら、本当によく食べるのね。もぐもぐ食べてどんどん葉っぱを細くしていく。なるほどこれは「はらぺこあおむし」だわ…
October 5, 2023 at 1:25 AM
Today, under the autumn sky, I didn't overtake the person climbing the hill by stand-up paddling. I was on an electric bike. I thought that kind of strength was admirable. I admire it.

今日は秋空の下、立ち漕ぎで坂を上っている人を追い越なかった。電チャリで。ああいう強さはいいなと思った。憧れる。
October 3, 2023 at 2:37 PM
In my house, a strange phenomenon occurs several times a year where regularly scheduled deliveries that should have been stopped continue to arrive (they haven't stopped).

我が家では年に数回、止めたはずの定期購入が普通に配達されてくる怪奇現象が発生する(止まってない)。
October 2, 2023 at 1:52 PM
For example, one of my stress relief methods is to keep storing and managing documents by filing them in the appropriate place or scanning and saving them until the very last one. However, it's been a long time since I could live such a time-rich lifestyle. It was a good pastime.
October 1, 2023 at 6:01 AM
That was the tomorrow of last year. By chance, we entered Tenichi and it happened to be Tenichi Day. Our family received free ramen coupons. October is coming.

あれは去年の明日。たまたま天一に入ったら天一の日だった我々一家はラーメンの無料クーポンをもらったのだった。10月が来る。
September 30, 2023 at 2:48 PM
The weather is getting cooler and my battle with mosquitoes is becoming more intense.

涼しくなってきて蚊と私との戦いが本格化してきた。
September 30, 2023 at 11:40 AM
My head hurts.

頭痛が痛い。

まあ全無視はするよね重言はね
September 25, 2023 at 6:32 AM
It takes time to connect. Both to connect with others, and to connect with oneself.

繋がるには時間が必要。人と繋がるにも、自分と繋がるにも。
September 24, 2023 at 3:18 PM
I bit into a Shine Muscat seed by mistake! It seems that this year's abundant harvest made it difficult to keep up with the seedless process.

シャインマスカットの種を噛んで油断した!となった。今年は豊作で間に合わなかったり難しかったらしい種無し作業

よい端折り!
September 23, 2023 at 8:55 AM
I want to declutter the internet (like quitting unused services or cleaning logs), but I can't keep track anymore, and it seems like it will continue to spread and die out.

インターネット断捨離(使っていないサービスを退会するとかログを掃除するとか)をしていきたいと思うけれど、もはや把握していないし、このまま拡散し続けて死んでいきそう

最後主語がしれっと私に変わったとこまでは翻訳無理かー私の日本語よ
September 22, 2023 at 11:36 AM
大通り沿いの生け垣に電卓が落ちていた。 そこは路駐スポットなので、おそらく営業車などに乗っていた人が休憩して、その時に落としたのだろうと思う。にしても助手席側で、どういう段取り・・と思ったけれど、助手席に鞄を放り投げる時かなあ。

という文をチャットGPTに英訳してもらったのだけど
September 22, 2023 at 3:07 AM
まだサーバーが分かれてないのかなbluesky みんな同じところにいるのかな 探し方が分からないけどマストドンより初期Twitterぽさを感じるのは初期Twitterにいた人たちの気配を感じるからか

気配?
September 20, 2023 at 1:09 PM