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#HL3

How much better is it than a throwing a Hot Pocket in the microwave?

This looks EXACTLY like some of my dreams lol.

Sad Apple

We need to stop pretending Julie Kavner doesn't sound like a grandma. Do something like KoTH did. End with Simpsons Movie 2.

Sometimes I eat a whole rotisserie chicken alone in my car crying

Santa is real. This year I'll capture him for sure.

If creepers were real I'd go outside and hug one.

Same with hot dogs. Delicious pig jowls, anus, and salivary glands ground into a fine slurry.

To attain enlightenment you must overthrow the government

And after yelling at me a few hours later I get "I'm not mad at you, I've just had a bad day." After he yelled at me for being laid off from work. Truly, I think I exist in hell.

I just got hit with a few difficulties at once, and there is no way to really blame me for how fucked I am at the moment. I've noticed that since any "you should have" sounds foolish in this situation, my family just gets angry and shuts down, not me.

If you don't get under the cow and suck it out directly milk needs to be pasteurized.

An examination of the true power of the individual. There might be billions of us, but there will always be moments where it's down to one person to make a world changing decision. If that's ever you, I encourage you to destroy us all, because fuck this species.

Just got laid off.

And I'm the crazy one? This is psychotic.