Samurai
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30/m/Detroit
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I put on my robe and wizard hat 🪄
DM to learn how to make sick wubs 🎶
Resist
30/m/Detroit
Ace
I put on my robe and wizard hat 🪄
DM to learn how to make sick wubs 🎶
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Sometimes people end sentences with things like "not that it effectively matters in this situation." And I look at them like, why did you open your mouth then? People talk too much.
December 10, 2025 at 8:33 PM
Sometimes people end sentences with things like "not that it effectively matters in this situation." And I look at them like, why did you open your mouth then? People talk too much.
Where is all this copium for HL3 coming from? It's more likely they cancel the new Steam machine due to memory prices.
December 10, 2025 at 8:31 PM
Where is all this copium for HL3 coming from? It's more likely they cancel the new Steam machine due to memory prices.
I kinda wish the Simpsons would age up Bart and Lisa, and cast somebody for a teenage Maggie. We all know we're just waiting for one of the main cast to die, so how about we do something different in what we KNOW are the last few seasons.
December 10, 2025 at 3:46 AM
I kinda wish the Simpsons would age up Bart and Lisa, and cast somebody for a teenage Maggie. We all know we're just waiting for one of the main cast to die, so how about we do something different in what we KNOW are the last few seasons.
Suddenly nostalgic for Army Men toys. I don't know if you played with them like I did as a kid but thinking back, it was basically Warhammer but the figures cost $0.01 each. So cheap that if they died sometimes we just actually blew them up or set them on fire.
December 10, 2025 at 3:41 AM
Suddenly nostalgic for Army Men toys. I don't know if you played with them like I did as a kid but thinking back, it was basically Warhammer but the figures cost $0.01 each. So cheap that if they died sometimes we just actually blew them up or set them on fire.
You can't decide Bart is left handed in season 37 after Flanders canonically started a left handed store in the early seasons. That's bullshit.
December 8, 2025 at 11:01 PM
You can't decide Bart is left handed in season 37 after Flanders canonically started a left handed store in the early seasons. That's bullshit.
It really seems that people are less concerned about me rather than my functionality as an individual.
December 5, 2025 at 11:28 PM
It really seems that people are less concerned about me rather than my functionality as an individual.
I guess the upside of being extremely depressed already is you actually can't go lower when a bunch more horrible shit suddenly happens to you.
December 5, 2025 at 2:43 PM
I guess the upside of being extremely depressed already is you actually can't go lower when a bunch more horrible shit suddenly happens to you.
Somebody suggested that maybe I should just be happy with less.
December 5, 2025 at 1:54 PM
Somebody suggested that maybe I should just be happy with less.
How do you tell somebody what worked for them isn't gonna work for you, because you lack the same support and resources, and if you had made the same decisions as them, you'd be dead, because you lack the same support and resources.
December 5, 2025 at 12:06 PM
How do you tell somebody what worked for them isn't gonna work for you, because you lack the same support and resources, and if you had made the same decisions as them, you'd be dead, because you lack the same support and resources.
What's it called when you say exactly what somebody wants to hear in a sarcastic manner to make them fuck off, but you know they'll take it literally and actually fuck off with satisfaction?
December 4, 2025 at 8:38 PM
What's it called when you say exactly what somebody wants to hear in a sarcastic manner to make them fuck off, but you know they'll take it literally and actually fuck off with satisfaction?
Maybe I'm so jaded because I see through people so easily.
December 4, 2025 at 8:36 PM
Maybe I'm so jaded because I see through people so easily.
Is anybody else hiding a huge majority of themselves, even in spaces they feel safe? I feel like a god-damned Diglet.
December 4, 2025 at 8:33 PM
Is anybody else hiding a huge majority of themselves, even in spaces they feel safe? I feel like a god-damned Diglet.
If people think they can police how I feel then what's the point in talking to anyone?
December 4, 2025 at 8:29 PM
If people think they can police how I feel then what's the point in talking to anyone?
I'm like some wine, I'm better everyday that I'm alive.
December 4, 2025 at 5:55 PM
I'm like some wine, I'm better everyday that I'm alive.
Once I dated a girl who described herself to me as a literal sociopath, and I was into her because I was intrigued by how alien her mind worked. Had to stop that shit after I had to bury bodies for her.
December 4, 2025 at 5:48 PM
Once I dated a girl who described herself to me as a literal sociopath, and I was into her because I was intrigued by how alien her mind worked. Had to stop that shit after I had to bury bodies for her.
It's like people are incapable of perceiving all of me.
December 4, 2025 at 5:46 PM
It's like people are incapable of perceiving all of me.
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Detroit has unveiled their statue honoring RoboCop
www.metrotimes.com/arts/detroit...
www.metrotimes.com/arts/detroit...
Detroit finally has a RoboCop statue - Detroit Metro Times
Nearly 15 years later, Detroit finally has its statue of RoboCop. The bronze statue depicting the eponymous cybernetic star of Paul Verhoeven’s 1987 set-in-Detroit sci-fi satire was installed in East...
www.metrotimes.com
December 4, 2025 at 4:06 PM
Detroit has unveiled their statue honoring RoboCop
www.metrotimes.com/arts/detroit...
www.metrotimes.com/arts/detroit...
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Zootopia 2 from Pawbert's perspective is being seen as a soft fuckup by your family and seeing an opportunity to prove otherwise, but you fumble the bag so hard your family ends up hating you even more and you're all in jail.
December 4, 2025 at 3:11 AM
Zootopia 2 from Pawbert's perspective is being seen as a soft fuckup by your family and seeing an opportunity to prove otherwise, but you fumble the bag so hard your family ends up hating you even more and you're all in jail.
2025: Airtag your child in case ICE abducts you and then loses them.
December 4, 2025 at 2:41 PM
2025: Airtag your child in case ICE abducts you and then loses them.
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Roll a D20 for nat 0 🥴
December 4, 2025 at 4:08 AM
Roll a D20 for nat 0 🥴
I'm gonna go postal.
December 4, 2025 at 3:58 AM
I'm gonna go postal.