Okay genuinely, and do NOT go look at the trailer for this. How many teams do you think are in a match of Highguard, and how many players are on each team.

(2/2) It's like every platform is now running the kinds of ads that even three years ago would have been restricted to porn sites, and I'm not gonna lie, the fact that everyone seems to be getting desperate all at once ain't an encouraging sign!

Players don't know what they want, are wrong about everything, and my main goal as a designer is to make them feel as bad as possible.
None of that would be possible without paying careful attention to their wants and needs to ensure my work disregards them as utterly and painfully as I can manage.