I unchecked "smart features" several years ago, and it's still turned off today. Excellent.

One of them is a chess *thimble*, so the other one.

Oh, finally! A Scalzi food take with which I agree. :-)

Quite a few weren't allowed time off. Just had to make ends meet without pay because we don't have a functional nation.

I used to love Buc-ee's until I found out where the owner sends the profits.

Awesome! It's generally considered one of the ten best cities in the Austin area. Enjoy.

The funniest part of this is either (1) that the writer thinks there are basements in Flower Mound, or (2) that the Onion keeps interviewing my family members.

This explains most modern fiction writers who always write in a weirdly off-putting present tense.