Chandler Witzigreuter
chandlerwitz.bsky.social
Chandler Witzigreuter
@chandlerwitz.bsky.social
Photographer. Director. Producer. Screenwriter. Entertainer. Fluent in movie quotes. Pisces sun | Scorpio moon | Cancer rising
I wish I’d learn to just keep my fucking mouth shut. All of my problems would be solved if I just never spoke again.
March 1, 2025 at 3:09 PM
I was absolutely gutted today when I found out that Guilty Pleasures is ending soon 😭.

And now I’m left manifesting that they finish the Hunger Games series and maybe squeeze in My Big Fat Greek Wedding before it’s over.

@korndiddy.bsky.social hook a sister up please!
February 24, 2025 at 7:35 PM
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TRANS RIGHTS ARE HUMAN RIGHTS
February 1, 2025 at 2:38 AM
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In a world full of Carrie Underwood’s, be a Taylor Swift.
January 25, 2025 at 8:12 PM
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ChatGPT is down? Huh. Crazy how that doesn't affect my life in literally any way at all
January 23, 2025 at 1:39 PM
I just want everyone to know that I watched Dune Part 1 & 2 over the weekend, and it has literally consumed my brain!
January 23, 2025 at 2:41 PM
The women’s restroom at my work is literally 20° colder than the rest of the building 🥶
January 22, 2025 at 5:56 PM
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December 28, 2024 at 5:43 PM
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“You want straight answers, ask a straight lady” okay lesbian #AgathaAllAlong #Agathario
November 14, 2024 at 6:50 PM
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November 15, 2024 at 3:40 AM
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as a historian of witchcraft, ‘agatha all along’ is research
November 13, 2024 at 8:02 PM