Chandler Costanza
@chandlercostanza.bsky.social
I am Chandler Costanza and I approve this profile!
If he's scared of what he could see in a movie for kids, imagine how he must feel about taking the NY subway. This old school diss is writing itself here!
August 25, 2025 at 6:23 AM
If he's scared of what he could see in a movie for kids, imagine how he must feel about taking the NY subway. This old school diss is writing itself here!
Relax. The way things are going, you won't ever have to vote again and struggle with the choice. Caveat: it might be super illegal to bitch about it, though.
August 24, 2025 at 4:40 PM
Relax. The way things are going, you won't ever have to vote again and struggle with the choice. Caveat: it might be super illegal to bitch about it, though.
All I want for putler is that he does some actual physical work. In the woods, with a shovel. And then gets stuffed with lead, for good.
August 21, 2025 at 7:55 PM
All I want for putler is that he does some actual physical work. In the woods, with a shovel. And then gets stuffed with lead, for good.
As long as you're not trying to, say, become a LinkedIn influencer based on that... I'd say it's fine 🙃
August 20, 2025 at 8:24 PM
As long as you're not trying to, say, become a LinkedIn influencer based on that... I'd say it's fine 🙃
That's the thing. If someone claimed that an excavator purred and asked for treats, they wouldn't be allowed to operate heavy machinery, or leave the psych ward for that matter, yet with LLMs they get retweeted and imitated.
August 20, 2025 at 8:17 PM
That's the thing. If someone claimed that an excavator purred and asked for treats, they wouldn't be allowed to operate heavy machinery, or leave the psych ward for that matter, yet with LLMs they get retweeted and imitated.
some even say this is the only certain way if you really want to go to heaven.
August 20, 2025 at 7:03 PM
some even say this is the only certain way if you really want to go to heaven.
That's what I've been thinking for quite a while now. Forget tapes, Resident Chump has grown an immunity to kompromat, he has the whole apparatus working for him now. Nobody will impeach him, or charge him with anything. But he can be threatened with other things, and he just got threatened again.
August 18, 2025 at 8:45 PM
That's what I've been thinking for quite a while now. Forget tapes, Resident Chump has grown an immunity to kompromat, he has the whole apparatus working for him now. Nobody will impeach him, or charge him with anything. But he can be threatened with other things, and he just got threatened again.
I'm sorry, what is that F in the last three letters? Is that a blasphemy by any chance? I don't know about "trad wife", this seems to a be witch possessed by demons, I reckon.
August 13, 2025 at 9:12 AM
I'm sorry, what is that F in the last three letters? Is that a blasphemy by any chance? I don't know about "trad wife", this seems to a be witch possessed by demons, I reckon.
plot twist: no, no you don't. you don't have such agreements.
August 13, 2025 at 9:09 AM
plot twist: no, no you don't. you don't have such agreements.
from incel to incest, who will give the dude a chance if not the family?
July 19, 2025 at 11:46 AM
from incel to incest, who will give the dude a chance if not the family?
possibly also a very convoluted way of saying that he wants to date his first cousins 🤔
July 19, 2025 at 11:44 AM
possibly also a very convoluted way of saying that he wants to date his first cousins 🤔
he is literally repeating the talking points from kremlin right here in this very interview.
June 19, 2025 at 6:31 AM
he is literally repeating the talking points from kremlin right here in this very interview.
it needs to be said that mothertucker got a whole new set of talking points and instructions from his kremlin handlers, so there's that, too. he's not even trying to hide it or anything. they should have done this interviews wearing some jerseys of the actual countries they represented.
June 19, 2025 at 5:49 AM
it needs to be said that mothertucker got a whole new set of talking points and instructions from his kremlin handlers, so there's that, too. he's not even trying to hide it or anything. they should have done this interviews wearing some jerseys of the actual countries they represented.
interview him, or something? Like, how does he feel about having fast-tracked all that? Or that nice lady, the one who had a whole tanker named after her? Can't remember the names, it was like a gazillion years ago. Does anyone remember?
June 15, 2025 at 6:13 PM
interview him, or something? Like, how does he feel about having fast-tracked all that? Or that nice lady, the one who had a whole tanker named after her? Can't remember the names, it was like a gazillion years ago. Does anyone remember?
it's really time to take grampa's keys, and unfortunately the mascara asshole waiting in line is also a fascist, although without the cultish following
June 9, 2025 at 4:34 PM
it's really time to take grampa's keys, and unfortunately the mascara asshole waiting in line is also a fascist, although without the cultish following
right... like the tank crews on Tienanmen square. or any law enforcement/military in any country across the world where they actually do it. do you think those are "robotic psychopaths who will mindlessly listen", but somehow in the US it's different because what exactly? some better kind of people?
June 8, 2025 at 4:13 PM
right... like the tank crews on Tienanmen square. or any law enforcement/military in any country across the world where they actually do it. do you think those are "robotic psychopaths who will mindlessly listen", but somehow in the US it's different because what exactly? some better kind of people?
what kind of tech is catturd? I get the big part, that's a huge turd, but tech?
June 6, 2025 at 3:05 PM
what kind of tech is catturd? I get the big part, that's a huge turd, but tech?
so this is like the Voight-Kampff test but for telling who is and who is not Leonid Muskov's sockpuppet, huh? I guess the turd is not.
June 6, 2025 at 2:22 PM
so this is like the Voight-Kampff test but for telling who is and who is not Leonid Muskov's sockpuppet, huh? I guess the turd is not.
I'm not a vet but maybe getting them both neutered could solve everything?
June 6, 2025 at 11:34 AM
I'm not a vet but maybe getting them both neutered could solve everything?
this reminds me, speaking of replicas: www.youtube.com/watch?v=LgBA...
Snatch - Desert Eagle vs. Replica Scene
YouTube video by AcesLand
www.youtube.com
June 6, 2025 at 11:25 AM
this reminds me, speaking of replicas: www.youtube.com/watch?v=LgBA...