Chandler Costanza
chandlercostanza.bsky.social
Chandler Costanza
@chandlercostanza.bsky.social
I am Chandler Costanza and I approve this profile!
Don't forget to throw in some of 'em radioactive shrimp for that extra kick. Ya know it ain't right if it ain't emit light!
August 20, 2025 at 8:13 PM
Just sayin'... if I were a DC cop and the president himself said I could do ANYTHING, I'd be in my cruiser, fully loaded, looking for the fucker who had some of my cop brethren beaten up by a bunch of assholes a few years back, and then let the perps walk on top of everything.
August 12, 2025 at 6:29 PM
Four legs: good! Two legs: better! But that was the animal farm, and we're no animals. Let's fire the guy who can count the legs!
August 5, 2025 at 8:13 PM
So, does anyone remember "Freedom Fries"? Because A WHOLE LOT of this shit started back then and it turns out that we weren't all paranoid with the "this totally looks like building an authoritarian surveillance state". That dude who always had the "WTF am I doing here" look, maybe someone should
June 15, 2025 at 6:13 PM
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June 13, 2025 at 9:08 PM
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In the coming days and weeks, expect more calls from Musk and other technofascist oligarchs for Trump’s impeachment. This is part of a broader strategy, as they own JD Vance and are positioning him for the presidency to complete their takeover of the United States of America
June 5, 2025 at 8:37 PM
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Underrated tweet
June 5, 2025 at 8:41 PM
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MAGA is an op and all the so called “influencers” that propagate it are propagandists and operatives. They aren’t entertainment or practicing free speech, they are carrying out an attack.
June 3, 2025 at 8:37 AM
it would be some top level trolling if those people had nicknames like "ronvara420" or "tarriffyamama"
Elon Musk trying to prove his worth to online teens gets destroyed by commenters as he live streamed Path of Exile 2 whispers. Commenters said “YOU HAVE NO REAL FRIENDS AND WILL DIE ALONE” & “DIE” as he frantically tried to hide them, then lost his hardcore permadeath character due to Starlink lag.
April 8, 2025 at 8:05 PM
See? You can be one of the millions of millions putting the tiny screws in the iPhones, or a wheeler dealer, what are you even complaining about?
Rep. Roger Williams finds a silver lining to Trump's tariffs: "Used cars are gonna be worth a little bit more."
April 7, 2025 at 8:39 PM
I call bullshit. Not that I don't believe he could do that, no. But we're talking about the brave, tough, gun-loving people who surely wouldn't be scared, would they? So I think it's more like "nah, I don't want him to support my rivals, I like my congressman/senator money and influence A LOT".
VF: “In private, Republicans fear Trump might incite his followers to commit violence against them if they don’t rubber-stamp his actions… scared shitless about death threats and Gestapo-like stuff...”
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February 20, 2025 at 9:36 PM
Huh... do Krazy Eyez, Puppy Killer and Solovyov's Girlfriend know about this? None of them seems particularly blonde, should they feel.. inferior?
White House Press Secretary Karoline Leavitt’s shirt: “Make America Blonde Again”
January 30, 2025 at 6:08 PM
almost, but not quite. we're at the moment when the first tower started collapsing. you know that it cannot be stopped, and that there will be a lot of damage. you just don't know how much.
January 19, 2025 at 10:52 AM
OK, here's a theory. Resident Chump will say stupid shit like Greenland, Panama, man, woman, camera on his own, right? But maybe, just maybe, others are pitching these brilliant ideas to have him say it out loud. Why? Well, if he says enough stupid shit it may be time to take grampa's car keys away.
January 7, 2025 at 5:53 PM
Those were the days! The domestic enemy was clearly identified and Twitter was a place to talk about it. A reminder that we have no f*kin' clue what can happen: if anyone told us that in another four years the country would be hijacked by The Felon and The Conman, you'd be like, GTFO you're drunk.
Remember? Remember what that traitor did 4yrs ago tomorrow?👇
January 5, 2025 at 7:50 PM
I can't believe I used to think those two from TYT were making a lot of sense. Well, I still think they were. Now they're total sellouts. Frankly I can understand some total nutjob who believes their cause from start to finish better than people like this, or some shill like uncle*ucker Carlson.
You cannot find common cause “on core issues like corruption” with supporters of Trump, who is far and away the most corrupt president in history and isn’t even pretending to divest from his business this time around. Come on.
December 22, 2024 at 8:32 AM
"That ventriloquist's hand up there starts feeling quite uncomfortable" grunts the dummy.
It appears like the honeymoon is over… 🤣
December 21, 2024 at 10:23 AM