Chandler Bing
@chandlerbing57.bsky.social
Still the same c*nt I was on Twitter.
Hands up if you curled your hair cause it was greasy and you couldn’t be assd to wash it 🙋🏼♀️
November 30, 2024 at 3:15 PM
Hands up if you curled your hair cause it was greasy and you couldn’t be assd to wash it 🙋🏼♀️
She’s up, she’s beautiful with the addition of two little glass reindeers that he picked 🥰
November 30, 2024 at 7:23 AM
She’s up, she’s beautiful with the addition of two little glass reindeers that he picked 🥰
Day off awake before 6am 🙄 and at the shops already but can’t complain when the sky looks like this. Happy Friday loves 🩷
November 29, 2024 at 8:09 AM
Day off awake before 6am 🙄 and at the shops already but can’t complain when the sky looks like this. Happy Friday loves 🩷
Still here. Still awful. Words don’t look like words anymore.
I want to go home this is awful 🙈
November 28, 2024 at 5:51 PM
Still here. Still awful. Words don’t look like words anymore.
I want to go home this is awful 🙈
November 28, 2024 at 3:41 PM
I want to go home this is awful 🙈
Todays my Friday thank fuck, it’s also a 12 hour day but we don’t speak about that
November 28, 2024 at 7:03 AM
Todays my Friday thank fuck, it’s also a 12 hour day but we don’t speak about that
I’m such a mum honestly, Albs is staying at mums tonight cause I’m working two long days and it’s easier but he’s on pain meds still so I’ve text me dad to check he’s remembered to get them, how much to give, when to give it and not to give it to him tonight cause I’ve already given it🙈 he’s a dog.
November 27, 2024 at 3:29 PM
I’m such a mum honestly, Albs is staying at mums tonight cause I’m working two long days and it’s easier but he’s on pain meds still so I’ve text me dad to check he’s remembered to get them, how much to give, when to give it and not to give it to him tonight cause I’ve already given it🙈 he’s a dog.
He met the parents, they adored him and it went so well 🥺 well and truly welcomed into the Tomo household, mum was like Soph he’s so handsome isn’t he gorgeous, yes mum I’m aware he’s beautiful thank you 😂😂
November 24, 2024 at 9:15 PM
He met the parents, they adored him and it went so well 🥺 well and truly welcomed into the Tomo household, mum was like Soph he’s so handsome isn’t he gorgeous, yes mum I’m aware he’s beautiful thank you 😂😂
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BDSM is so much easier now my bf and I are older - he used to have to blindfold me but now he just hides my glasses.
November 23, 2024 at 1:55 PM
BDSM is so much easier now my bf and I are older - he used to have to blindfold me but now he just hides my glasses.
Waffles with scrambled eggs is top tier breaky and you can’t tell me otherwise
November 23, 2024 at 12:29 PM
Waffles with scrambled eggs is top tier breaky and you can’t tell me otherwise
I’m so fucking proud of how this project is coming together, next we fill the moulding edges, paint the entire wardrobe and hang the doors 🙌🏼
November 23, 2024 at 9:46 AM
I’m so fucking proud of how this project is coming together, next we fill the moulding edges, paint the entire wardrobe and hang the doors 🙌🏼
It’s 20 to 11 and my ADHD ass just can’t leave it alone 🙈
November 22, 2024 at 10:43 PM
It’s 20 to 11 and my ADHD ass just can’t leave it alone 🙈
It’s 20 to 11 and my ADHD ass just can’t leave it alone 🙈
November 22, 2024 at 10:41 PM
It’s 20 to 11 and my ADHD ass just can’t leave it alone 🙈
New favourite thing has become commenting “sumo doesn’t count” on egotistical sted head teenagers comments on weight lifting videos when they brag about being *only* 17 deadlifting 160kg to put someone else down
November 22, 2024 at 6:45 PM
New favourite thing has become commenting “sumo doesn’t count” on egotistical sted head teenagers comments on weight lifting videos when they brag about being *only* 17 deadlifting 160kg to put someone else down
Gave Albs his first set of meds and he looked at me with such disgust and betrayal
Forgave me when I gave him mince with his dinner 😂
Forgave me when I gave him mince with his dinner 😂
November 22, 2024 at 5:11 PM
Gave Albs his first set of meds and he looked at me with such disgust and betrayal
Forgave me when I gave him mince with his dinner 😂
Forgave me when I gave him mince with his dinner 😂
Fuming me mums booked a table for 2pm Sunday to meet him. So thats the 3 of us raging we’re missing the game
Reckon I can get the restaurant to whack the footie on the telly?
Reckon I can get the restaurant to whack the footie on the telly?
November 22, 2024 at 10:10 AM
Fuming me mums booked a table for 2pm Sunday to meet him. So thats the 3 of us raging we’re missing the game
Reckon I can get the restaurant to whack the footie on the telly?
Reckon I can get the restaurant to whack the footie on the telly?
Is today over yet 😂
November 22, 2024 at 7:28 AM
Is today over yet 😂
Further proof one of the girls has metcain (anti inflammatory meds for dogs) and when she heard about Albs has brought the rest of hers in for him 🥺🩷
I work with the cutest people. Said I was cold and one of the girls has gone and filled her hot water bottle for me 🥺
November 21, 2024 at 4:06 PM
Further proof one of the girls has metcain (anti inflammatory meds for dogs) and when she heard about Albs has brought the rest of hers in for him 🥺🩷
First day all week I’ve not done a long day and when I tell you I can’t wait to get home and cuddle my Albs 🥰
November 21, 2024 at 4:04 PM
First day all week I’ve not done a long day and when I tell you I can’t wait to get home and cuddle my Albs 🥰
Getting a £40 rewards voucher from work a week before payday is a godsend 😂
November 21, 2024 at 7:32 AM
Getting a £40 rewards voucher from work a week before payday is a godsend 😂
It’s not even 7am why is there traffic on my usual empty drive to work.
I’m going to hit someone today aren’t I 🤷🏼♀️
I’m going to hit someone today aren’t I 🤷🏼♀️
November 21, 2024 at 6:52 AM
It’s not even 7am why is there traffic on my usual empty drive to work.
I’m going to hit someone today aren’t I 🤷🏼♀️
I’m going to hit someone today aren’t I 🤷🏼♀️
I’ve had enough and it’s only Wednesday
November 20, 2024 at 8:28 PM
I’ve had enough and it’s only Wednesday
Explain how I intended to stay in work until half 4, yet I’m only just leaving work now it isn’t cause the clocks went forward so why the fuck did I stay 🙈
November 20, 2024 at 5:34 PM
Explain how I intended to stay in work until half 4, yet I’m only just leaving work now it isn’t cause the clocks went forward so why the fuck did I stay 🙈
I don’t want to cave someone’s head in on here 🤷🏼♀️
Do you find your attitude is different on here over X...🤔
November 20, 2024 at 7:58 AM
I don’t want to cave someone’s head in on here 🤷🏼♀️