Chance Tolman
@chancet.bsky.social
Mets fan. Amateur medievalist. Onery wing'd lizard. "Chance is the lifeblood of cinema." Werner Herzog
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Chance Tolman
@chancet.bsky.social
· Feb 5
ubi solitudinem faciunt, pacem appellant.
Cars cause brain damage.
It's not life and death if I do speed, you're blowing the problem out of proportion to feel artificially safe.
December 13, 2025 at 5:58 PM
Cars cause brain damage.
Humans love to be lied to. There must be some evolutionary advantage to credulity. Idk what it is but that's the only explanation for people's innate love of lies and the liars who tell them.
December 10, 2025 at 4:30 PM
Humans love to be lied to. There must be some evolutionary advantage to credulity. Idk what it is but that's the only explanation for people's innate love of lies and the liars who tell them.
If Trump were normal this would be the kiss of death.
Trump on Pete Hegseth: "He's really proven to be very very good. Very very strong."
December 10, 2025 at 2:02 AM
If Trump were normal this would be the kiss of death.
Movie you’ve watched more than six times with a gif. Hard mode: no Stars (Wars nor Trek), LOTR, or Marvel, Disney Animated or Pixar
December 8, 2025 at 10:39 PM
Movie you’ve watched more than six times with a gif. Hard mode: no Stars (Wars nor Trek), LOTR, or Marvel, Disney Animated or Pixar
How do you resign from a job you held illegally?
December 8, 2025 at 7:49 PM
How do you resign from a job you held illegally?
Reposted by Chance Tolman
Interesting fact about Grind Culture is that the term comes from drug dealers who have to work until they earn back their money or else they starve and/or get murdered
December 8, 2025 at 4:01 PM
Interesting fact about Grind Culture is that the term comes from drug dealers who have to work until they earn back their money or else they starve and/or get murdered
The 14th amendment says what it says. If they overturn birth right citizenship the constitution is toilet paper. As it was, post Dred Scott, from 1859 to 1865.
December 7, 2025 at 10:01 PM
The 14th amendment says what it says. If they overturn birth right citizenship the constitution is toilet paper. As it was, post Dred Scott, from 1859 to 1865.
I have discovered that nobody knows who this lady is and they don't care. Good job, public.
Olivia Nuzzi's American Canto is a worstseller.
Amazon hard cover sales rank below 7,000. Ebook below 5,000.
Amazon hard cover sales rank below 7,000. Ebook below 5,000.
December 7, 2025 at 12:45 PM
I have discovered that nobody knows who this lady is and they don't care. Good job, public.
Drugs don't kill people. Drugs just sit there.
December 6, 2025 at 11:37 PM
Drugs don't kill people. Drugs just sit there.
If Roger Clemens wanted to be in the HOF he would have won game 6 in 1986.
December 6, 2025 at 10:42 PM
If Roger Clemens wanted to be in the HOF he would have won game 6 in 1986.
It's seems like a lot of bald dudes are focused on masculinity. I guess they're trying to make up for their inadequate genes.
December 6, 2025 at 10:08 PM
It's seems like a lot of bald dudes are focused on masculinity. I guess they're trying to make up for their inadequate genes.
I would love if they gave a World Cup and nobody showed up.
December 5, 2025 at 6:32 PM
I would love if they gave a World Cup and nobody showed up.
The best move if accused of any federal crime is to talk about how much you love Trump until he pardons you.
December 5, 2025 at 4:36 PM
The best move if accused of any federal crime is to talk about how much you love Trump until he pardons you.
Except Honduras.
Trump on the land strikes he's planning: "If the come in through a certain country, any country ... I hear Colombia is making cocaine ... anybody doing that and selling it into our country is subject to attack"
December 2, 2025 at 7:08 PM
Except Honduras.
Fucking drunk people.
December 1, 2025 at 6:43 PM
Fucking drunk people.
The opening of Saving Private Ryan was shot for shot from The Longest Day. Half his movie was another movie. That's why it didn't win best picture.
November 30, 2025 at 9:31 AM
The opening of Saving Private Ryan was shot for shot from The Longest Day. Half his movie was another movie. That's why it didn't win best picture.
Reposted by Chance Tolman
Is society pivoting from “the refs are cheating for KC” to “the refs are cheating for Dallas” a sign that America is healing?
November 28, 2025 at 4:54 AM
Is society pivoting from “the refs are cheating for KC” to “the refs are cheating for Dallas” a sign that America is healing?
From teabaggers to tpublicans how oral sex has shaped Trump's GOP.
November 26, 2025 at 10:27 PM
From teabaggers to tpublicans how oral sex has shaped Trump's GOP.
I'm watching all the Wyatt Earp movies. Inspired by @whmpodcast.bsky.social and @crabin.bsky.social specific rec I am watching Doc (1971) first. It is very good. Very noir.
November 26, 2025 at 1:53 AM
I'm watching all the Wyatt Earp movies. Inspired by @whmpodcast.bsky.social and @crabin.bsky.social specific rec I am watching Doc (1971) first. It is very good. Very noir.
Ice Pirates is the best star wars movie.
November 24, 2025 at 10:29 PM
Ice Pirates is the best star wars movie.
Imagine if Americans loved their children as much as they love their cars.
November 24, 2025 at 9:59 PM
Imagine if Americans loved their children as much as they love their cars.
In 5 years Republicans will be talking about how bad 2025 was under Biden.
November 24, 2025 at 12:43 AM
In 5 years Republicans will be talking about how bad 2025 was under Biden.
Dead Flowers
Name your fav song by The Rolling Stones.
November 23, 2025 at 2:17 PM
Dead Flowers