Claire V. (she/they || ielle/aelle)
@champipoulpy.bsky.social
I'm a French autistic geek/nerd & a pagan witch. 🍉
Commissioned banner by @LalaLettie and PP by @Courtier_Ink from twitter. I hope to find them here too.
Mi prof doc, mi prof d’anglais.
Commissioned banner by @LalaLettie and PP by @Courtier_Ink from twitter. I hope to find them here too.
Mi prof doc, mi prof d’anglais.
I think my youngest cat doesn’t like my CPAP. She started peeing in the bedroom when I’m sleeping there with the machine. 😔
I mean. If she were slapping my face because she wants to protect me from the thing on my face that allows me to breathe, I’d get it more. Peeing on the floor is just not cool.
I mean. If she were slapping my face because she wants to protect me from the thing on my face that allows me to breathe, I’d get it more. Peeing on the floor is just not cool.
August 13, 2025 at 2:40 AM
I think my youngest cat doesn’t like my CPAP. She started peeing in the bedroom when I’m sleeping there with the machine. 😔
I mean. If she were slapping my face because she wants to protect me from the thing on my face that allows me to breathe, I’d get it more. Peeing on the floor is just not cool.
I mean. If she were slapping my face because she wants to protect me from the thing on my face that allows me to breathe, I’d get it more. Peeing on the floor is just not cool.
Who remembers Mr. Raines from The Pretender tv series? He used to sound weird to me because of his oxygen issues (of course), but since I have my CPAP, I sound like him when I’m plugged in and it makes me laugh because I also have the air going out of my mouth and that’s hilarious 🤣
a man in a suit and tie is shaking hands with a young man .
ALT: a man in a suit and tie is shaking hands with a young man .
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August 12, 2025 at 5:20 AM
Who remembers Mr. Raines from The Pretender tv series? He used to sound weird to me because of his oxygen issues (of course), but since I have my CPAP, I sound like him when I’m plugged in and it makes me laugh because I also have the air going out of my mouth and that’s hilarious 🤣
So I learnt around mid-July where I’ll be in September. So I’m relieved because I have a job so I can follow the training for the national exam to be a teacher at the same time, but I’ll be in two schools; a high school & a middle school. I am sad I won’t be in the same high school I was last year.
August 12, 2025 at 4:57 AM
So I learnt around mid-July where I’ll be in September. So I’m relieved because I have a job so I can follow the training for the national exam to be a teacher at the same time, but I’ll be in two schools; a high school & a middle school. I am sad I won’t be in the same high school I was last year.
What I like about Gru is that he’s a Doofenshmirtz who manages to become happy without trying to answer to his mom’s expectations and by doing so, she gives him a compliment and it heals something in him. Seeing Gru be happy heals what we can’t see Doofenshmirtz get.
July 30, 2025 at 8:51 PM
What I like about Gru is that he’s a Doofenshmirtz who manages to become happy without trying to answer to his mom’s expectations and by doing so, she gives him a compliment and it heals something in him. Seeing Gru be happy heals what we can’t see Doofenshmirtz get.
A sickening article. Reading it made me want to throw up, so be careful.
Opinion | Trolling Democracy
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July 16, 2025 at 1:47 PM
A sickening article. Reading it made me want to throw up, so be careful.
I’m using an app that helps me with taking care of my needs and getting good habits. You know, basic Autistic/Adhd struggles and eternal quest. If you feel like trying it, here’s a gift! #Finch 🤷♀️🐧
Tap this link or use my friend code QYSX6QX2L21 for a special reward!
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Tap this link or use my friend code QYSX6QX2L21 for a special reward!
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You got Aurora the Arctic Fox! Get the Finch app and claim it today.
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March 9, 2025 at 11:03 PM
I’m using an app that helps me with taking care of my needs and getting good habits. You know, basic Autistic/Adhd struggles and eternal quest. If you feel like trying it, here’s a gift! #Finch 🤷♀️🐧
Tap this link or use my friend code QYSX6QX2L21 for a special reward!
app.befinch.com/invite_v1/G2Q8
Tap this link or use my friend code QYSX6QX2L21 for a special reward!
app.befinch.com/invite_v1/G2Q8
When you can’t fall asleep because you keep hearing the electricity in the walls.
February 21, 2025 at 11:33 PM
When you can’t fall asleep because you keep hearing the electricity in the walls.
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🌍 Le méga iceberg A23a, qui dérive depuis près de quarante ans dans l’océan austral, se dirige vers la Géorgie du Sud, menaçant les poussins manchots.
🚨 Son trajet est surveillé par satellite car la fonte des icebergs géants influe sur tout le système climatique.
➡️ bit.ly/3EeCQTh
🚨 Son trajet est surveillé par satellite car la fonte des icebergs géants influe sur tout le système climatique.
➡️ bit.ly/3EeCQTh
February 2, 2025 at 1:38 PM
🌍 Le méga iceberg A23a, qui dérive depuis près de quarante ans dans l’océan austral, se dirige vers la Géorgie du Sud, menaçant les poussins manchots.
🚨 Son trajet est surveillé par satellite car la fonte des icebergs géants influe sur tout le système climatique.
➡️ bit.ly/3EeCQTh
🚨 Son trajet est surveillé par satellite car la fonte des icebergs géants influe sur tout le système climatique.
➡️ bit.ly/3EeCQTh
Can I just say that EA releasing the Sims1 and Sims2 entire collection in an affordable bundle for the 25th birthday of the Sims franchise is actually one of my bucket list being crossed 🤩 a dream come true for my teenager self! I am having a blast!!
February 1, 2025 at 5:30 PM
Can I just say that EA releasing the Sims1 and Sims2 entire collection in an affordable bundle for the 25th birthday of the Sims franchise is actually one of my bucket list being crossed 🤩 a dream come true for my teenager self! I am having a blast!!
Happy New Year everyone!
Let’s make it the worst for the far-right everywhere in the world.
Let’s make it the worst for the far-right everywhere in the world.
January 1, 2025 at 2:00 AM
Happy New Year everyone!
Let’s make it the worst for the far-right everywhere in the world.
Let’s make it the worst for the far-right everywhere in the world.
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I’d recommend everyone regardless of medical risk bring a mask on your airplane journey, a disinfectant wipe to clean the seat you’re in and hand sanitizer.
It’s going to be on you alone to protect your health.
Warning signs are everywhere.
It’s going to be on you alone to protect your health.
Warning signs are everywhere.
December 27, 2024 at 7:46 PM
I’d recommend everyone regardless of medical risk bring a mask on your airplane journey, a disinfectant wipe to clean the seat you’re in and hand sanitizer.
It’s going to be on you alone to protect your health.
Warning signs are everywhere.
It’s going to be on you alone to protect your health.
Warning signs are everywhere.
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Make up a new proverb for 2025.
When you're a vampire, every piece of wood looks like a stake.
When you're a vampire, every piece of wood looks like a stake.
December 28, 2024 at 7:33 AM
Make up a new proverb for 2025.
When you're a vampire, every piece of wood looks like a stake.
When you're a vampire, every piece of wood looks like a stake.
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As a resident of West LA it's important to take a moment on Christmas Eve to remember those we lost in the 1988 Nakatomi terrorist attack.
December 24, 2024 at 7:19 PM
As a resident of West LA it's important to take a moment on Christmas Eve to remember those we lost in the 1988 Nakatomi terrorist attack.
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Some rare good news out of Arkansas & a big L for Sarah Huckabee Slanders 👏👏👏
December 24, 2024 at 1:17 AM
Some rare good news out of Arkansas & a big L for Sarah Huckabee Slanders 👏👏👏
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I can't believe there's people finding out about THE ODYSSEY because of the new Nolan film and complaining about spoilers. Sir please it was written almost 3000 years ago what spoilers are you talking about.
December 24, 2024 at 10:47 AM
I can't believe there's people finding out about THE ODYSSEY because of the new Nolan film and complaining about spoilers. Sir please it was written almost 3000 years ago what spoilers are you talking about.
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Update: The vet was really nice and reassuring, her lungs and heart are fine, she just has bronchitis and a bit of a fever. No sign of it evolving into asthma, no metastasis either on the X-ray. We got the medicines needed and everyone was complimenting her good behavior.
The last 2 days my older cat (13) is having a rough cough. She’s seeing her vet tomorrow at noon, but she has difficulty meowing and purring. There were some yellow bile around her bed this morning. My partner and I are quite worried. I try to stay levelheaded for them, but deep down I’m scared too.
December 24, 2024 at 3:00 PM
Update: The vet was really nice and reassuring, her lungs and heart are fine, she just has bronchitis and a bit of a fever. No sign of it evolving into asthma, no metastasis either on the X-ray. We got the medicines needed and everyone was complimenting her good behavior.
Je viens d’apprendre dans un documentaire que le grand requin marteau était en danger d’extinction 😔
December 24, 2024 at 1:24 PM
Je viens d’apprendre dans un documentaire que le grand requin marteau était en danger d’extinction 😔
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The last 2 days my older cat (13) is having a rough cough. She’s seeing her vet tomorrow at noon, but she has difficulty meowing and purring. There were some yellow bile around her bed this morning. My partner and I are quite worried. I try to stay levelheaded for them, but deep down I’m scared too.
December 23, 2024 at 9:28 PM
The last 2 days my older cat (13) is having a rough cough. She’s seeing her vet tomorrow at noon, but she has difficulty meowing and purring. There were some yellow bile around her bed this morning. My partner and I are quite worried. I try to stay levelheaded for them, but deep down I’m scared too.
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Exhibit at the Bronx Zoo’s Great Ape House, 1963
The plaque in front of the mirror reads:
𝘠𝘰𝘶’𝘳𝘦 𝘭𝘰𝘰𝘬𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘢𝘵 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘮𝘰𝘴𝘵 𝘥𝘢𝘯𝘨𝘦𝘳𝘰𝘶𝘴 𝘢𝘯𝘪𝘮𝘢𝘭 𝘪𝘯 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘸𝘰𝘳𝘭𝘥. 𝘐𝘵 𝘢𝘭𝘰𝘯𝘦 𝘰𝘧 𝘢𝘭𝘭 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘢𝘯𝘪𝘮𝘢𝘭𝘴 𝘵𝘩𝘢𝘵 𝘦𝘷𝘦𝘳 𝘭𝘪𝘷𝘦𝘥 𝘤𝘢𝘯 𝘦𝘹𝘵𝘦𝘳𝘮𝘪𝘯𝘢𝘵𝘦 (𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝙝𝙖𝙨) 𝘦𝘯𝘵𝘪𝘳𝘦 𝘴𝘱𝘦𝘤𝘪𝘦𝘴 𝘰𝘧 𝘢𝘯𝘪𝘮𝘢𝘭𝘴. 𝘕𝘰𝘸 𝘪𝘵 𝘩𝘢𝘴 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘱𝘰𝘸𝘦𝘳 𝘵𝘰 𝘸𝘪𝘱𝘦 𝘰𝘶𝘵 𝘢𝘭𝘭 𝘭𝘪𝘧𝘦 𝘰𝘯 𝘌𝘢𝘳𝘵𝘩.
The plaque in front of the mirror reads:
𝘠𝘰𝘶’𝘳𝘦 𝘭𝘰𝘰𝘬𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘢𝘵 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘮𝘰𝘴𝘵 𝘥𝘢𝘯𝘨𝘦𝘳𝘰𝘶𝘴 𝘢𝘯𝘪𝘮𝘢𝘭 𝘪𝘯 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘸𝘰𝘳𝘭𝘥. 𝘐𝘵 𝘢𝘭𝘰𝘯𝘦 𝘰𝘧 𝘢𝘭𝘭 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘢𝘯𝘪𝘮𝘢𝘭𝘴 𝘵𝘩𝘢𝘵 𝘦𝘷𝘦𝘳 𝘭𝘪𝘷𝘦𝘥 𝘤𝘢𝘯 𝘦𝘹𝘵𝘦𝘳𝘮𝘪𝘯𝘢𝘵𝘦 (𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝙝𝙖𝙨) 𝘦𝘯𝘵𝘪𝘳𝘦 𝘴𝘱𝘦𝘤𝘪𝘦𝘴 𝘰𝘧 𝘢𝘯𝘪𝘮𝘢𝘭𝘴. 𝘕𝘰𝘸 𝘪𝘵 𝘩𝘢𝘴 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘱𝘰𝘸𝘦𝘳 𝘵𝘰 𝘸𝘪𝘱𝘦 𝘰𝘶𝘵 𝘢𝘭𝘭 𝘭𝘪𝘧𝘦 𝘰𝘯 𝘌𝘢𝘳𝘵𝘩.
December 21, 2024 at 5:22 PM
Exhibit at the Bronx Zoo’s Great Ape House, 1963
The plaque in front of the mirror reads:
𝘠𝘰𝘶’𝘳𝘦 𝘭𝘰𝘰𝘬𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘢𝘵 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘮𝘰𝘴𝘵 𝘥𝘢𝘯𝘨𝘦𝘳𝘰𝘶𝘴 𝘢𝘯𝘪𝘮𝘢𝘭 𝘪𝘯 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘸𝘰𝘳𝘭𝘥. 𝘐𝘵 𝘢𝘭𝘰𝘯𝘦 𝘰𝘧 𝘢𝘭𝘭 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘢𝘯𝘪𝘮𝘢𝘭𝘴 𝘵𝘩𝘢𝘵 𝘦𝘷𝘦𝘳 𝘭𝘪𝘷𝘦𝘥 𝘤𝘢𝘯 𝘦𝘹𝘵𝘦𝘳𝘮𝘪𝘯𝘢𝘵𝘦 (𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝙝𝙖𝙨) 𝘦𝘯𝘵𝘪𝘳𝘦 𝘴𝘱𝘦𝘤𝘪𝘦𝘴 𝘰𝘧 𝘢𝘯𝘪𝘮𝘢𝘭𝘴. 𝘕𝘰𝘸 𝘪𝘵 𝘩𝘢𝘴 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘱𝘰𝘸𝘦𝘳 𝘵𝘰 𝘸𝘪𝘱𝘦 𝘰𝘶𝘵 𝘢𝘭𝘭 𝘭𝘪𝘧𝘦 𝘰𝘯 𝘌𝘢𝘳𝘵𝘩.
The plaque in front of the mirror reads:
𝘠𝘰𝘶’𝘳𝘦 𝘭𝘰𝘰𝘬𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘢𝘵 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘮𝘰𝘴𝘵 𝘥𝘢𝘯𝘨𝘦𝘳𝘰𝘶𝘴 𝘢𝘯𝘪𝘮𝘢𝘭 𝘪𝘯 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘸𝘰𝘳𝘭𝘥. 𝘐𝘵 𝘢𝘭𝘰𝘯𝘦 𝘰𝘧 𝘢𝘭𝘭 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘢𝘯𝘪𝘮𝘢𝘭𝘴 𝘵𝘩𝘢𝘵 𝘦𝘷𝘦𝘳 𝘭𝘪𝘷𝘦𝘥 𝘤𝘢𝘯 𝘦𝘹𝘵𝘦𝘳𝘮𝘪𝘯𝘢𝘵𝘦 (𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝙝𝙖𝙨) 𝘦𝘯𝘵𝘪𝘳𝘦 𝘴𝘱𝘦𝘤𝘪𝘦𝘴 𝘰𝘧 𝘢𝘯𝘪𝘮𝘢𝘭𝘴. 𝘕𝘰𝘸 𝘪𝘵 𝘩𝘢𝘴 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘱𝘰𝘸𝘦𝘳 𝘵𝘰 𝘸𝘪𝘱𝘦 𝘰𝘶𝘵 𝘢𝘭𝘭 𝘭𝘪𝘧𝘦 𝘰𝘯 𝘌𝘢𝘳𝘵𝘩.
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