I have no idea if he’d make a good Prime Minister but he is a better communicator than most of the current front bench.

I want to know whose house it was made in. Reminds me of a butcher I used to live near which advertised ‘home killed meat’. I never went in.

Now I may be wrong, but I think at school, 40 years ago, I heard that the punishment for selling underweight loaves was very severe so bakers added an extra bit to the batch ensure they wouldn’t be punished. Now going to Google this to see if my memory is reliable.

You are just lucky to see a legend one more time. We have seen him play live maybe 15 times and probably never will again. We’ll cry when he leaves us.

That would make burning fossil fuels illegal wouldn’t it?

And Nate Silver reckons 45% of Americans approve of Trump. So does that mean at least 20% of Americans approve of the fact that democracy is under threat?

Porth Iago?

Reminds me of one of my kids’ best jokes: What do you call a chicken with lettuce in its eye?

It’s worth it though

Te you what, Simon is looking good - those last nine years - hasn’t aged a day.

Obviously there will be no laundry drying, barbecuing or watering of plants in the yard for at least the next three weeks.