Edna Krabapple♐️
@champagneprobs80.bsky.social
Angry. Anti-racist socialist. Simultaneously 12 and 81 yrs old.
🚫DMs. 🚫MAGA. 🚫crypto
🚫DMs. 🚫MAGA. 🚫crypto
I’m in Paris right now and the amount of times I’ve seen books absolutely just making fun of Trump and how the news talks about him is just blind blowing. We are seriously the laughing stock of the world.
September 21, 2025 at 6:14 PM
I’m in Paris right now and the amount of times I’ve seen books absolutely just making fun of Trump and how the news talks about him is just blind blowing. We are seriously the laughing stock of the world.
I have been on duo lingo for a week for an upcoming trip now and I still don’t know how to say More Wine but I def know how to say I am not a horse
September 18, 2025 at 12:52 AM
I have been on duo lingo for a week for an upcoming trip now and I still don’t know how to say More Wine but I def know how to say I am not a horse
“Those radical left lunatics and all their violence. They need to turn down the temperature.”
Meanwhile in radical left territory we’re like, “It sure would be nice if we all liked reading, free health care, and holding billionaires accountable.” But sure we’re the ones that need to tone it down.
Meanwhile in radical left territory we’re like, “It sure would be nice if we all liked reading, free health care, and holding billionaires accountable.” But sure we’re the ones that need to tone it down.
September 14, 2025 at 1:04 AM
“Those radical left lunatics and all their violence. They need to turn down the temperature.”
Meanwhile in radical left territory we’re like, “It sure would be nice if we all liked reading, free health care, and holding billionaires accountable.” But sure we’re the ones that need to tone it down.
Meanwhile in radical left territory we’re like, “It sure would be nice if we all liked reading, free health care, and holding billionaires accountable.” But sure we’re the ones that need to tone it down.
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August 30, 2025 at 4:14 AM
At a press conference today, Mpls police chief Brian OHara mentioned that the Annunciation shooter wanted to be famous for killing children. They wanted everyone to know their name. Let’s not give them what they asked for and only talk about the victims. The shooter is not worthy of remembrance.
August 28, 2025 at 10:30 PM
At a press conference today, Mpls police chief Brian OHara mentioned that the Annunciation shooter wanted to be famous for killing children. They wanted everyone to know their name. Let’s not give them what they asked for and only talk about the victims. The shooter is not worthy of remembrance.
The people still offering thoughts and prayers need to pray for their own souls. Dead kids, whose needs of protection have been ignored at the behest of propaganda and profit, deserve the fucks to mourn them with the full shame and gravity the situation requires. They get to process it like adults.
August 28, 2025 at 2:19 AM
The people still offering thoughts and prayers need to pray for their own souls. Dead kids, whose needs of protection have been ignored at the behest of propaganda and profit, deserve the fucks to mourn them with the full shame and gravity the situation requires. They get to process it like adults.
I have been to this church. To say it is close knit is cliche but true. The funerals I have attended at this church are attended by large amounts of the community. I am so saddened by this tragedy and I echo Frey’s statement.
Frey: And don't just say, this is about thoughts and prayers right now. These kids were literally praying. It was the first week of school. They were in a church.
August 27, 2025 at 4:50 PM
I have been to this church. To say it is close knit is cliche but true. The funerals I have attended at this church are attended by large amounts of the community. I am so saddened by this tragedy and I echo Frey’s statement.
@kenjennings.bsky.social telling me there is a level above Genius on the NYT Spelling Bee game is a level of inadequacy I never thought existed.
August 23, 2025 at 11:44 PM
@kenjennings.bsky.social telling me there is a level above Genius on the NYT Spelling Bee game is a level of inadequacy I never thought existed.
The universe is really gonna regret rage baiting me for so long. #femininerage
August 23, 2025 at 10:18 PM
The universe is really gonna regret rage baiting me for so long. #femininerage
Hi, random fact of the day, Barack Obama is the only brown eyed president to serve two terms. Also, 31 of our presidents have been blue eyed! Also! One of the presidents is a pedophile! And guess what, he didn’t even get arrested.
August 23, 2025 at 2:15 AM
Hi, random fact of the day, Barack Obama is the only brown eyed president to serve two terms. Also, 31 of our presidents have been blue eyed! Also! One of the presidents is a pedophile! And guess what, he didn’t even get arrested.
Just in case anyone is confused, Squid Games was a criticism of capitalism. How far is it going to get? How much will the rich need to satisfy their weird desires? What will it take to end it?
August 22, 2025 at 11:46 PM
Just in case anyone is confused, Squid Games was a criticism of capitalism. How far is it going to get? How much will the rich need to satisfy their weird desires? What will it take to end it?
Hey, whose Nuremberg trial are you looking forward to the most? Mine is a tie of all of the cabinet plus Miller.
August 22, 2025 at 9:59 PM
Hey, whose Nuremberg trial are you looking forward to the most? Mine is a tie of all of the cabinet plus Miller.
Me as an adult finally reading Jaws, and realizing it is actually a critique on capitalism and not a scary horror film about a shark.
August 22, 2025 at 2:27 AM
Me as an adult finally reading Jaws, and realizing it is actually a critique on capitalism and not a scary horror film about a shark.
I just want you all to know Mika has very VERY strong opinions on what you are wearing. A tail wag if she approves. A Marge Simpson growl if she thinks you look stupid (she probably thinks you look stupid).
August 18, 2025 at 1:48 AM
I just want you all to know Mika has very VERY strong opinions on what you are wearing. A tail wag if she approves. A Marge Simpson growl if she thinks you look stupid (she probably thinks you look stupid).
I’m dog sitting and I’m pretty sure I only want to nap with dogs at my feet forever.
August 16, 2025 at 7:41 PM
I’m dog sitting and I’m pretty sure I only want to nap with dogs at my feet forever.
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If you don’t have tweens, you don’t realize how hard it is to keep them off of screens and outside. But this has been occupying my tweens for over 3 hours now so I kinda feel like I’m winning.
August 11, 2025 at 9:33 PM
If you don’t have tweens, you don’t realize how hard it is to keep them off of screens and outside. But this has been occupying my tweens for over 3 hours now so I kinda feel like I’m winning.
Just checking here to see if he’s dead. Apparently not. 😭#noonemournsthewicked
August 10, 2025 at 11:17 PM
Just checking here to see if he’s dead. Apparently not. 😭#noonemournsthewicked
Look, if my dad ever talks/talked about me the way DJT talks about Ivanka, I would be enforcing no contact immediately. Creepy shit for someone who denies being on the creepiest of lists.
August 8, 2025 at 1:51 AM
Look, if my dad ever talks/talked about me the way DJT talks about Ivanka, I would be enforcing no contact immediately. Creepy shit for someone who denies being on the creepiest of lists.
It’s not at all scary reading The Handmaids Tale for the first time in an authoritarian government. This book turns out just fine, I’m told.
August 7, 2025 at 1:22 PM
It’s not at all scary reading The Handmaids Tale for the first time in an authoritarian government. This book turns out just fine, I’m told.
Dems keep asking me for fundraising money. For what. To study another focus group on how to get Gen Z men or “messaging?” Look at Bernie, AOC, and Mamdani for your “messaging” issue. And for the love of God speak out in Palestine and stop taking $ from AIPAC. Not a dime until then.
July 31, 2025 at 10:43 PM
Dems keep asking me for fundraising money. For what. To study another focus group on how to get Gen Z men or “messaging?” Look at Bernie, AOC, and Mamdani for your “messaging” issue. And for the love of God speak out in Palestine and stop taking $ from AIPAC. Not a dime until then.
Sydney Sweeney knew exactly what she was doing. She’s a eugenicist. I’m glad she’s getting called out. But.
Don’t let that distract you from Netanyahu’s war crimes. Or Pedo’s war crimes, crimes against humanity, and pedo behavior.
Don’t let that distract you from Netanyahu’s war crimes. Or Pedo’s war crimes, crimes against humanity, and pedo behavior.
July 29, 2025 at 1:42 AM
Sydney Sweeney knew exactly what she was doing. She’s a eugenicist. I’m glad she’s getting called out. But.
Don’t let that distract you from Netanyahu’s war crimes. Or Pedo’s war crimes, crimes against humanity, and pedo behavior.
Don’t let that distract you from Netanyahu’s war crimes. Or Pedo’s war crimes, crimes against humanity, and pedo behavior.
I don’t know who needs to hear this but I’ve been drinking my coffee at home for two years now and I still can’t afford to get sick. 🤷🏼♀️
July 25, 2025 at 7:57 PM
I don’t know who needs to hear this but I’ve been drinking my coffee at home for two years now and I still can’t afford to get sick. 🤷🏼♀️