john
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There is no true sanitary reason why I could not drink the floor beer. Nevertheless, I do not drink the floor beer
December 10, 2025 at 3:20 AM
There is no true sanitary reason why I could not drink the floor beer. Nevertheless, I do not drink the floor beer
Ran quizzo and bartended at the same time
December 10, 2025 at 1:58 AM
Ran quizzo and bartended at the same time
Reader's Digest does not hold itself to the same trivia difficulty standards as I do
December 2, 2025 at 9:58 PM
Reader's Digest does not hold itself to the same trivia difficulty standards as I do
Need the Federal Trade Commission to investigate caramelizing onions. This started off as six quarts
November 29, 2025 at 8:37 PM
Need the Federal Trade Commission to investigate caramelizing onions. This started off as six quarts
When someone posts about turkey
November 26, 2025 at 8:14 PM
When someone posts about turkey
It's the weekend, might fire up this bad boy
November 21, 2025 at 8:31 PM
It's the weekend, might fire up this bad boy
They're calling her the most predictable rube of all time
November 21, 2025 at 5:33 PM
They're calling her the most predictable rube of all time
Excited to have three whole ounces of caramelized onions
November 15, 2025 at 10:03 PM
Excited to have three whole ounces of caramelized onions
Pretty good as far as Teams notifications go
November 9, 2025 at 6:59 PM
Pretty good as far as Teams notifications go
Graphic design is my passion
November 3, 2025 at 12:36 AM
Graphic design is my passion
Have you ever seen somebody so sprawled on an airplane before
October 20, 2025 at 8:23 PM
Have you ever seen somebody so sprawled on an airplane before
Well I guess I can't argue with that
October 20, 2025 at 3:19 PM
Well I guess I can't argue with that
My girlfriend offered to get a copy of her house key made for me and then immediately regretted it
October 12, 2025 at 3:14 PM
My girlfriend offered to get a copy of her house key made for me and then immediately regretted it
This is probably the most embarrassing thing in my notes app
October 5, 2025 at 6:43 PM
This is probably the most embarrassing thing in my notes app
These two... big trouble
October 4, 2025 at 6:13 PM
These two... big trouble
Whenever I remember Reince Priebus
October 2, 2025 at 3:22 PM
Whenever I remember Reince Priebus