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My response to anything over the next two weeks
December 18, 2025 at 6:10 PM
What's better: an FBI that can solve cases or an FBI that doesn't have to
PROVIDENCE, R.I. (AP) — Man suspected in shooting at Brown University has been found dead in New Hampshire storage facility, AP source says.
December 19, 2025 at 4:16 AM
Nate Silverism is also having a historically bad hairline
Nate Silverism is the process of convincing yourself that all of your personal idiosyncratic grievances are actually political systems, and this is an actual theory that explains like 90% of reactionary pundits
The idea that adding an "ism" to a person or website you dislike represents some sort of analysis is very Nate Silver
December 18, 2025 at 12:47 AM
This is true for all forms of discrimination in recent years but the rise of such flippant antisemitism has been horrifying to watch especially in the context of last weekend
On a livestream yesterday, Puka both:
- Said that the Refs throw flags that they know are bad to brag to their friends in group chats, and
- Told Adin Ross that he'd do a "covetous jew" celebration on his next TD score

Suspend him tbh
December 17, 2025 at 9:42 PM
Just hosted bingo and had a fucking blast. Will be doing more of that for sure
December 17, 2025 at 2:02 AM
God damnit, now I have to research browsers
December 16, 2025 at 11:20 PM
What an awful weekend
December 15, 2025 at 5:05 AM
Eagles game ended so anticlimactically my girlfriend and her friend didn't believe me when I said it was over
December 14, 2025 at 8:37 PM
Should've tush pushed
December 14, 2025 at 8:30 PM
QB controversy
December 14, 2025 at 8:21 PM
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Bigotry always ends up here. Fuck antisemitism and fuck guns.
December 14, 2025 at 3:08 PM
Misfired on a "Happy Hanukkah" by two days. How far I've fallen
December 14, 2025 at 3:22 AM
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rare post that gets better with every single word
Currently at the New York Young Republican’s annual gala, where the MC is 18-year-old streamer Matan Even.

Introduced as a “landlord activist,” he is singing the SpongeBob theme and bombing, to boos
December 14, 2025 at 1:53 AM
It's the morning after my company holiday party and as usual everything hurts
December 12, 2025 at 6:08 PM
There is no true sanitary reason why I could not drink the floor beer. Nevertheless, I do not drink the floor beer
December 10, 2025 at 3:20 AM
Ran quizzo and bartended at the same time
December 10, 2025 at 1:58 AM
For more information on this, search YouTube for "ChatGPT smartest baby"
Jimmy Fallon: "And do you use ChatGPT when raising your baby?"

Sam Altman: "I cannot imagine figuring out how to raise a newborn without ChatGPT."
December 9, 2025 at 8:13 PM
I don't think anybody could argue that the Eagles don't have the most tortured fanbase
December 9, 2025 at 4:50 AM
I should be allowed to collect social security after watching this game
December 9, 2025 at 4:37 AM
Huck it here. Don't be a coward
December 9, 2025 at 4:28 AM
Need overtime like I need arsenic
December 9, 2025 at 4:26 AM
Need AJ to read Outer Excellence instead
December 9, 2025 at 4:16 AM
AJ Brown: my favorite Eagle
December 9, 2025 at 4:10 AM
I think I'm done with AJ
December 9, 2025 at 4:01 AM
Why on earth is LA getting their timeout back? What's the point of not allowing challenges in the last two minutes if you can take a timeout to force a review then get it back?
December 9, 2025 at 2:42 AM