apparently Cam Skattebo is just always like this

Mastering the art of saying “I’m glad he’s dead” without using those words

Introduce yourself with four video games…

boy I picked a hell of a time to not want to die anymore

My name? Her question was like a hot bullet in my guts. Not often a dame walks in here with legs that go so far up it makes other gals look like their ass is wearing shoes. I knew she was trouble, but in this business, trouble is money. And money, pays the bills. "Sludge Chunkly," I growled, "P.I."