Chad MacMaster
@chadmacmaster.bsky.social
Kinder, gentler machine gun hand
pretty sure whatever project stargate becomes it will be used to persecute people politically at a scale way beyond the holocaust
January 30, 2025 at 2:50 AM
pretty sure whatever project stargate becomes it will be used to persecute people politically at a scale way beyond the holocaust
I'm Just a guy
January 15, 2025 at 10:06 PM
I'm Just a guy
You can swallow Mike & Ikes like pills if you want. No one will stop you.
January 15, 2025 at 12:58 AM
You can swallow Mike & Ikes like pills if you want. No one will stop you.
hello all my new followers
welcome to our show
welcome to our show
January 14, 2025 at 1:50 AM
hello all my new followers
welcome to our show
welcome to our show
They're going to deport all the nannies
December 24, 2024 at 11:42 PM
They're going to deport all the nannies
December 16, 2024 at 2:10 PM
2026 prediction: the Trump administration announces a plan to privatize the entire postal system & we all get an "intro" fee of $50 a month for 2 years
December 16, 2024 at 2:50 AM
2026 prediction: the Trump administration announces a plan to privatize the entire postal system & we all get an "intro" fee of $50 a month for 2 years
hiring a stripper named "Wet Food" for the family Christmas dinner
December 15, 2024 at 1:27 AM
hiring a stripper named "Wet Food" for the family Christmas dinner
I've been off work for the week & honestly after a week of going out with friends, gym & self-care, making big meals & doing lots of leisure shopping -
I believe the Europeans have it even better than us than we know; I would really enjoy 6-8 weeks of this per year
I believe the Europeans have it even better than us than we know; I would really enjoy 6-8 weeks of this per year
December 14, 2024 at 9:17 PM
I've been off work for the week & honestly after a week of going out with friends, gym & self-care, making big meals & doing lots of leisure shopping -
I believe the Europeans have it even better than us than we know; I would really enjoy 6-8 weeks of this per year
I believe the Europeans have it even better than us than we know; I would really enjoy 6-8 weeks of this per year
time to go get a Christmas tree
December 8, 2024 at 5:56 PM
time to go get a Christmas tree
I remember when I learned in high school that your average american believes that people speaking a different language are just spouting gibberish
& that also comes to my mind when I'm forced to visit a Walmart & I look around
& that also comes to my mind when I'm forced to visit a Walmart & I look around
December 8, 2024 at 3:38 PM
I remember when I learned in high school that your average american believes that people speaking a different language are just spouting gibberish
& that also comes to my mind when I'm forced to visit a Walmart & I look around
& that also comes to my mind when I'm forced to visit a Walmart & I look around
When you are an adult you can listen to Billy Joel & bake pasta at 8:30 in the morning
It's not against the rules
It's not against the rules
December 6, 2024 at 3:17 PM
When you are an adult you can listen to Billy Joel & bake pasta at 8:30 in the morning
It's not against the rules
It's not against the rules
the unfortunate truth about the assassination is that there are likely 100s of insurance execs at all levels who will reflect on the publics reaction & see themselves as who they are & quit
but they will be replaced; our destructive capitalist systems are beyond human control
but they will be replaced; our destructive capitalist systems are beyond human control
December 5, 2024 at 2:19 PM
the unfortunate truth about the assassination is that there are likely 100s of insurance execs at all levels who will reflect on the publics reaction & see themselves as who they are & quit
but they will be replaced; our destructive capitalist systems are beyond human control
but they will be replaced; our destructive capitalist systems are beyond human control
and then sign said:
the words of the prophets are skeeted on the timeline walls,
and an angel falls
and the sound of God fucking
is silence
Do you think God and Satan fuck? Not like each other. I mean, they could fuck each other. I wonder.
December 4, 2024 at 3:59 PM
and then sign said:
the words of the prophets are skeeted on the timeline walls,
and an angel falls
and the sound of God fucking
is silence
Last night I took her to the mall to show me the things she wants that make her feel pretty then I took us out for Thai :)
December 4, 2024 at 3:47 PM
Last night I took her to the mall to show me the things she wants that make her feel pretty then I took us out for Thai :)
yum fruit & bone milk
December 4, 2024 at 3:14 PM
yum fruit & bone milk
now that Biden has passed over one fine line, he has an obligation to do something really funny to approximately 300 people & secure his legacy lest he already be forgotten
December 4, 2024 at 2:45 PM
now that Biden has passed over one fine line, he has an obligation to do something really funny to approximately 300 people & secure his legacy lest he already be forgotten
children are great bc they always say things like "I died in a car accident before I was born"
"there's a shadow woman who sometimes cries in my closet at night"
"I can hear you popping from the ceiling"
"there's a shadow woman who sometimes cries in my closet at night"
"I can hear you popping from the ceiling"
December 3, 2024 at 10:15 PM
children are great bc they always say things like "I died in a car accident before I was born"
"there's a shadow woman who sometimes cries in my closet at night"
"I can hear you popping from the ceiling"
"there's a shadow woman who sometimes cries in my closet at night"
"I can hear you popping from the ceiling"
my favorite part of Strava is following Olympians & they just shitpost all day
December 3, 2024 at 4:15 PM
my favorite part of Strava is following Olympians & they just shitpost all day
'make sure you poke it with a stick first' is just general advice for life
December 3, 2024 at 4:51 AM
'make sure you poke it with a stick first' is just general advice for life
kicked off my 2025 wealth planner & my marathon training plan tonight;
younger trap house me could never have imagined this version of me
younger trap house me could never have imagined this version of me
December 3, 2024 at 3:29 AM
kicked off my 2025 wealth planner & my marathon training plan tonight;
younger trap house me could never have imagined this version of me
younger trap house me could never have imagined this version of me
