LL Cool Beans
@chadlavin.bsky.social
Political theorist cosplaying as English professor.
Buffalo, USA.
Buffalo, USA.
did they release the Epstein files or not? this is a real question.
December 12, 2025 at 4:01 PM
did they release the Epstein files or not? this is a real question.
Yet ~1,400 people are on Bluesky mocking it www.forbes.com/sites/maryro...
Olivia Nuzzi’s Much-Hyped Book—With RFK Revelation—Sells Just Over 1,000 Copies
“American Canto,” one of the most hyped political books of the year, flopped in bookstores.
www.forbes.com
December 11, 2025 at 9:50 PM
Yet ~1,400 people are on Bluesky mocking it www.forbes.com/sites/maryro...
Watching a show with these 2 actors in lead roles and I'm assuming the twist is that they're brothers.
December 9, 2025 at 1:19 AM
Watching a show with these 2 actors in lead roles and I'm assuming the twist is that they're brothers.
I have more streaming subscriptions than there are media companies
December 8, 2025 at 9:17 PM
I have more streaming subscriptions than there are media companies
Seems like every 25 years Warner Bros get bought by some company that used to mail me CDs.
December 5, 2025 at 2:54 PM
Seems like every 25 years Warner Bros get bought by some company that used to mail me CDs.
Let students gamble on what grades their classmates will earn.
University budget, fixed.
You're welcome.
University budget, fixed.
You're welcome.
The co-founder of Kalshi says: " The long-term vision is to financialize everything and create a tradable asset out of any difference in opinion."
December 5, 2025 at 11:52 AM
Let students gamble on what grades their classmates will earn.
University budget, fixed.
You're welcome.
University budget, fixed.
You're welcome.
The best autocorrect mishap is when it goes for defiantly instead of definitely. This defiantly improves most sentences.
December 3, 2025 at 1:32 PM
The best autocorrect mishap is when it goes for defiantly instead of definitely. This defiantly improves most sentences.
In Hegseth's defense, he was clear about being an incompetent and drunken psychopath in his interview.
December 2, 2025 at 3:01 PM
In Hegseth's defense, he was clear about being an incompetent and drunken psychopath in his interview.
[ Googles Hamilton Nolan to figure out why everybody got mad while I was in a meeting ]
December 1, 2025 at 6:08 PM
[ Googles Hamilton Nolan to figure out why everybody got mad while I was in a meeting ]
Paging Lt. Calley. Paging Lt. William Calley. Please come to the Secretary's office.
December 1, 2025 at 6:04 PM
Paging Lt. Calley. Paging Lt. William Calley. Please come to the Secretary's office.
For the final 4 days of the semester I get to watch my students present their utopian visions. Much better than grading exams.
December 1, 2025 at 11:16 AM
For the final 4 days of the semester I get to watch my students present their utopian visions. Much better than grading exams.
Just googled "carb poisoning" to see if there's any chance I'm putting my houseguests at risk.
November 25, 2025 at 10:23 AM
Just googled "carb poisoning" to see if there's any chance I'm putting my houseguests at risk.
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man, trump fucked our economy. under joe biden, you could buy a car with this
November 25, 2025 at 5:04 AM
man, trump fucked our economy. under joe biden, you could buy a car with this
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In the running for "Overreaction of the Year Award," CEO Brian Niccol has barricaded his office to avoid striking baristas getting anywhere near him.
No matter. We'll be waiting right out front when you're ready to talk, Brian!
No matter. We'll be waiting right out front when you're ready to talk, Brian!
November 24, 2025 at 8:28 PM
In the running for "Overreaction of the Year Award," CEO Brian Niccol has barricaded his office to avoid striking baristas getting anywhere near him.
No matter. We'll be waiting right out front when you're ready to talk, Brian!
No matter. We'll be waiting right out front when you're ready to talk, Brian!
Throw it on the but-I-voted-for-him-because-bin of history
November 25, 2025 at 10:17 AM
Throw it on the but-I-voted-for-him-because-bin of history
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The CDC has put out a new statement saying that childhood vaccines do not necessarily not cause autism. Benjamin Mazer on the risks of this double-negative approach to science:
Do Childhood Vaccines Cause Tornadoes?
It hasn’t been ruled out.
bit.ly
November 23, 2025 at 9:15 AM
The CDC has put out a new statement saying that childhood vaccines do not necessarily not cause autism. Benjamin Mazer on the risks of this double-negative approach to science:
I don't know if this is a bubble but I can't find anybody IRL that has ever heard of the "reporter" whose current exploits are currently filling my feed.
November 21, 2025 at 7:56 PM
I don't know if this is a bubble but I can't find anybody IRL that has ever heard of the "reporter" whose current exploits are currently filling my feed.
If you want to see a movie about what it looks like to smoke cigarettes while delivering lectures about dating
www.imdb.com/title/tt3025...
www.imdb.com/title/tt3025...
Materialists (2025) ⭐ 6.3 | Comedy, Romance
1h 56m | R
www.imdb.com
November 16, 2025 at 12:34 AM
If you want to see a movie about what it looks like to smoke cigarettes while delivering lectures about dating
www.imdb.com/title/tt3025...
www.imdb.com/title/tt3025...
if you DON'T want to see another movie about rockstar magician vigilantes then I don't know what to do with you.
November 15, 2025 at 10:18 PM
if you DON'T want to see another movie about rockstar magician vigilantes then I don't know what to do with you.
Irony and truth might be dead, but at least comedy lives on www.nytimes.com/2025/11/14/u...
Trump Cuts Ties With Marjorie Taylor Greene, Calling Her ‘Wacky’
www.nytimes.com
November 15, 2025 at 3:25 PM
Irony and truth might be dead, but at least comedy lives on www.nytimes.com/2025/11/14/u...
This op-ed brought you to by Draft Kings.
November 14, 2025 at 4:08 PM
This op-ed brought you to by Draft Kings.
How bad is your party if you can't beat these folks?
November 13, 2025 at 11:00 PM
How bad is your party if you can't beat these folks?
If my emails ever get released the most embarrassing part will be how often I have to reset passwords.
November 12, 2025 at 8:43 PM
If my emails ever get released the most embarrassing part will be how often I have to reset passwords.
what about ... *infinity* mortgages?
November 12, 2025 at 6:46 PM
what about ... *infinity* mortgages?
my shoes absorbed a ton of ice cold water on the way to work today but at least the whole world isn't reading emails about what a slime ball I am
November 12, 2025 at 6:06 PM
my shoes absorbed a ton of ice cold water on the way to work today but at least the whole world isn't reading emails about what a slime ball I am