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Callaghan
@chadcallaghan.bsky.social
Screenwriter,
Ghostwriter [insert Oxford comma]
and Scribe.

Wackadoo views expressed are my own.

http://chadcallaghan.com/screenplays.html
….And so Callaghan went forth to crack open a decent FIFTH in order to toast the FIRST, who’s still, it ‘twould seem, plodding away…

#Kimmel
September 24, 2025 at 3:35 PM
(Once) Dear America,

More of this.

-Your Secular Humanist Atheist Citizen

PS- ABOLISH THE SECOND

#Minneapolis
August 27, 2025 at 5:38 PM
LISTEN-UP:
#SouthPark full-on babaganooshing #Trump is the best satire of our ̶l̶i̶t̶t̶l̶e̶ grown-ass twenty-first century so far. It is every bit a satirical𝓵-back to his older sibling’s CATCH-22.

Also, whenever I need the lexiconic use of “fuck-you money”, I might just nab a “MatTreyoo money” instead.
July 25, 2025 at 1:30 PM
THEEEEE𝙉ooooo!!

RIP Malcolm-Jamal Warner.

_____________________

#MalcolmJamalWarner
July 21, 2025 at 6:30 PM
Based in toto on banal memories of CallagPallies of the Italian persuasion having their living room furniture all wrapped in plastic…

It’s sure is nice to see #Vance spreading the unnationalistic message of safe sex, with his trip to #Italy..
April 18, 2025 at 6:32 PM
His face’s barely 𝑚𝑢𝑚’ed intensity,
A torrid storm always brewing;
with the thinnest panes of smiling eyes
being the only protection between you and its fury… his fury. That was the screen presence of GENE HACKMAN.

RIP to one of the Natural Masters.

#RIP #GeneHackman
February 27, 2025 at 2:13 PM
You’d have to be one fathead rube to 𝒏𝒐𝒕 𝒌𝒏𝒐𝒘 the whole #tiktok con that #Trump shilled was anything but.

You 𝑑𝑜 get a few street points for recognizing the #Elon SEIG HEIL is a toe-dipping barometer to gauge public out-rage/cry.

[spoiler] We’re failing the moment, fellow cold-toed monosyllabicers
January 22, 2025 at 6:57 PM
Upon my thinking of that #Inauguration stage..

Fuck his dazzling self-aggrandizement, his huge-ass hubris, that brazenfaced mesmerism on him, that ego, that pride.

Also, fuck Trump.
January 20, 2025 at 4:19 PM
Me? Just sitting here and, in however small doses my 𝘐𝘳𝘪𝘴𝘩 can handle, watching the #Senate ̷c̷o̷n̷f̷i̷r̷m̷a̷t̷i̷o̷n̷ cuntfirmation hearings…
January 15, 2025 at 4:58 PM
Happy Krampusnacht, you naughties…
December 6, 2024 at 1:21 AM
November 20, 2024 at 4:54 PM