Callaghan
@chadcallaghan.bsky.social
Screenwriter,
Ghostwriter [insert Oxford comma]
and Scribe.
Wackadoo views expressed are my own.
http://chadcallaghan.com/screenplays.html
Ghostwriter [insert Oxford comma]
and Scribe.
Wackadoo views expressed are my own.
http://chadcallaghan.com/screenplays.html
….And so Callaghan went forth to crack open a decent FIFTH in order to toast the FIRST, who’s still, it ‘twould seem, plodding away…
#Kimmel
#Kimmel
September 24, 2025 at 3:35 PM
….And so Callaghan went forth to crack open a decent FIFTH in order to toast the FIRST, who’s still, it ‘twould seem, plodding away…
#Kimmel
#Kimmel
I believe the Avengers (Marvel and beyond) did some marvelous angering shit…
So, bravo, my superhero pallies… you are ripped from the pages of The Resistance Issue #8647.
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So, bravo, my superhero pallies… you are ripped from the pages of The Resistance Issue #8647.
www.mediaite.com/media/entert...
JUST IN: Disney Bringing Back Jimmy Kimmel’s Show After Backlash
The Walt Disney Company is bringing back Jimmy Kimmel's show, Jimmy Kimmel Live!, the company announced Monday.
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September 22, 2025 at 8:11 PM
I believe the Avengers (Marvel and beyond) did some marvelous angering shit…
So, bravo, my superhero pallies… you are ripped from the pages of The Resistance Issue #8647.
www.mediaite.com/media/entert...
So, bravo, my superhero pallies… you are ripped from the pages of The Resistance Issue #8647.
www.mediaite.com/media/entert...
(Once) Dear America,
More of this.
-Your Secular Humanist Atheist Citizen
PS- ABOLISH THE SECOND
#Minneapolis
More of this.
-Your Secular Humanist Atheist Citizen
PS- ABOLISH THE SECOND
#Minneapolis
August 27, 2025 at 5:38 PM
(Once) Dear America,
More of this.
-Your Secular Humanist Atheist Citizen
PS- ABOLISH THE SECOND
#Minneapolis
More of this.
-Your Secular Humanist Atheist Citizen
PS- ABOLISH THE SECOND
#Minneapolis
LISTEN-UP:
#SouthPark full-on babaganooshing #Trump is the best satire of our ̶l̶i̶t̶t̶l̶e̶ grown-ass twenty-first century so far. It is every bit a satirical𝓵-back to his older sibling’s CATCH-22.
Also, whenever I need the lexiconic use of “fuck-you money”, I might just nab a “MatTreyoo money” instead.
#SouthPark full-on babaganooshing #Trump is the best satire of our ̶l̶i̶t̶t̶l̶e̶ grown-ass twenty-first century so far. It is every bit a satirical𝓵-back to his older sibling’s CATCH-22.
Also, whenever I need the lexiconic use of “fuck-you money”, I might just nab a “MatTreyoo money” instead.
July 25, 2025 at 1:30 PM
LISTEN-UP:
#SouthPark full-on babaganooshing #Trump is the best satire of our ̶l̶i̶t̶t̶l̶e̶ grown-ass twenty-first century so far. It is every bit a satirical𝓵-back to his older sibling’s CATCH-22.
Also, whenever I need the lexiconic use of “fuck-you money”, I might just nab a “MatTreyoo money” instead.
#SouthPark full-on babaganooshing #Trump is the best satire of our ̶l̶i̶t̶t̶l̶e̶ grown-ass twenty-first century so far. It is every bit a satirical𝓵-back to his older sibling’s CATCH-22.
Also, whenever I need the lexiconic use of “fuck-you money”, I might just nab a “MatTreyoo money” instead.
July 21, 2025 at 6:30 PM
His face’s barely 𝑚𝑢𝑚’ed intensity,
A torrid storm always brewing;
with the thinnest panes of smiling eyes
being the only protection between you and its fury… his fury. That was the screen presence of GENE HACKMAN.
RIP to one of the Natural Masters.
#RIP #GeneHackman
A torrid storm always brewing;
with the thinnest panes of smiling eyes
being the only protection between you and its fury… his fury. That was the screen presence of GENE HACKMAN.
RIP to one of the Natural Masters.
#RIP #GeneHackman
February 27, 2025 at 2:13 PM
His face’s barely 𝑚𝑢𝑚’ed intensity,
A torrid storm always brewing;
with the thinnest panes of smiling eyes
being the only protection between you and its fury… his fury. That was the screen presence of GENE HACKMAN.
RIP to one of the Natural Masters.
#RIP #GeneHackman
A torrid storm always brewing;
with the thinnest panes of smiling eyes
being the only protection between you and its fury… his fury. That was the screen presence of GENE HACKMAN.
RIP to one of the Natural Masters.
#RIP #GeneHackman
You’d have to be one fathead rube to 𝒏𝒐𝒕 𝒌𝒏𝒐𝒘 the whole #tiktok con that #Trump shilled was anything but.
You 𝑑𝑜 get a few street points for recognizing the #Elon SEIG HEIL is a toe-dipping barometer to gauge public out-rage/cry.
[spoiler] We’re failing the moment, fellow cold-toed monosyllabicers
You 𝑑𝑜 get a few street points for recognizing the #Elon SEIG HEIL is a toe-dipping barometer to gauge public out-rage/cry.
[spoiler] We’re failing the moment, fellow cold-toed monosyllabicers
January 22, 2025 at 6:57 PM
Upon my thinking of that #Inauguration stage..
Fuck his dazzling self-aggrandizement, his huge-ass hubris, that brazenfaced mesmerism on him, that ego, that pride.
Also, fuck Trump.
Fuck his dazzling self-aggrandizement, his huge-ass hubris, that brazenfaced mesmerism on him, that ego, that pride.
Also, fuck Trump.
January 20, 2025 at 4:19 PM
Upon my thinking of that #Inauguration stage..
Fuck his dazzling self-aggrandizement, his huge-ass hubris, that brazenfaced mesmerism on him, that ego, that pride.
Also, fuck Trump.
Fuck his dazzling self-aggrandizement, his huge-ass hubris, that brazenfaced mesmerism on him, that ego, that pride.
Also, fuck Trump.
Me? Just sitting here and, in however small doses my 𝘐𝘳𝘪𝘴𝘩 can handle, watching the #Senate ̷c̷o̷n̷f̷i̷r̷m̷a̷t̷i̷o̷n̷ cuntfirmation hearings…
January 15, 2025 at 4:58 PM
Me? Just sitting here and, in however small doses my 𝘐𝘳𝘪𝘴𝘩 can handle, watching the #Senate ̷c̷o̷n̷f̷i̷r̷m̷a̷t̷i̷o̷n̷ cuntfirmation hearings…
Happy Krampusnacht, you naughties…
December 6, 2024 at 1:21 AM
Happy Krampusnacht, you naughties…
Watching a #GODFATHER PART II YouTube REACTION dealeo last night.
[beware! deep cut joke below]
Senator Geary had just dropped the disrespectful af “𝑜𝑙𝑖𝑣𝑒 𝑜𝑖𝑙 𝑣𝑜𝑖𝑐𝑒 𝑎𝑛𝑑 𝐺𝑢𝑖𝑛𝑒𝑎 𝑐ℎ𝑎𝑟𝑚” bit.
REACTION GUY: Looks like there may be some dead 𝒉𝒐𝒓𝒔𝒆 in his bed soon.
ME (to the screen): No, just the 𝙤𝙣𝙚.
[beware! deep cut joke below]
Senator Geary had just dropped the disrespectful af “𝑜𝑙𝑖𝑣𝑒 𝑜𝑖𝑙 𝑣𝑜𝑖𝑐𝑒 𝑎𝑛𝑑 𝐺𝑢𝑖𝑛𝑒𝑎 𝑐ℎ𝑎𝑟𝑚” bit.
REACTION GUY: Looks like there may be some dead 𝒉𝒐𝒓𝒔𝒆 in his bed soon.
ME (to the screen): No, just the 𝙤𝙣𝙚.
December 2, 2024 at 4:32 PM
Watching a #GODFATHER PART II YouTube REACTION dealeo last night.
[beware! deep cut joke below]
Senator Geary had just dropped the disrespectful af “𝑜𝑙𝑖𝑣𝑒 𝑜𝑖𝑙 𝑣𝑜𝑖𝑐𝑒 𝑎𝑛𝑑 𝐺𝑢𝑖𝑛𝑒𝑎 𝑐ℎ𝑎𝑟𝑚” bit.
REACTION GUY: Looks like there may be some dead 𝒉𝒐𝒓𝒔𝒆 in his bed soon.
ME (to the screen): No, just the 𝙤𝙣𝙚.
[beware! deep cut joke below]
Senator Geary had just dropped the disrespectful af “𝑜𝑙𝑖𝑣𝑒 𝑜𝑖𝑙 𝑣𝑜𝑖𝑐𝑒 𝑎𝑛𝑑 𝐺𝑢𝑖𝑛𝑒𝑎 𝑐ℎ𝑎𝑟𝑚” bit.
REACTION GUY: Looks like there may be some dead 𝒉𝒐𝒓𝒔𝒆 in his bed soon.
ME (to the screen): No, just the 𝙤𝙣𝙚.
Reposted by Callaghan
Listen to Sisko! 🖖🏽
November 24, 2024 at 9:26 PM
Listen to Sisko! 🖖🏽
I’ve yet to take a swing at that sniveling yellow swivel small dock #Gaetz.
I feel his very submission is something of a Kansas City shuffle. Same with that mungy muthaFoxer #Hegseth. Their nominations were yanked right off the Bat-utility belt, likely to smoke screen from some #Elon bitcoin shiz…
I feel his very submission is something of a Kansas City shuffle. Same with that mungy muthaFoxer #Hegseth. Their nominations were yanked right off the Bat-utility belt, likely to smoke screen from some #Elon bitcoin shiz…
November 22, 2024 at 8:34 PM
Low class. El Cheapo. Spirit. Sprayed-on color not found in nature. Bankruptcy.
I’m not sure if #SpiritAirlines is in a corporate pickle or Mar-a-Lago is getting A CHRISTMAS CAROLed…
I’m not sure if #SpiritAirlines is in a corporate pickle or Mar-a-Lago is getting A CHRISTMAS CAROLed…
November 20, 2024 at 4:54 PM
Low class. El Cheapo. Spirit. Sprayed-on color not found in nature. Bankruptcy.
I’m not sure if #SpiritAirlines is in a corporate pickle or Mar-a-Lago is getting A CHRISTMAS CAROLed…
I’m not sure if #SpiritAirlines is in a corporate pickle or Mar-a-Lago is getting A CHRISTMAS CAROLed…
To quote #Trump’s AUSTERE, not at all UNSERIOUS Chief-of-Staff appointee #SusieWiles last week:
“The clown car can't come into the White House all willy-…”
[the full-open blast of a seltzer water bottle from five days in the future]
𝑷𝑺𝑪𝑯𝑯𝑯𝑰𝑻𝑻!!
𝑆𝑃𝐿𝑂𝑆𝐻!!
“…(gurgle!) -nilly (gluuub!) like.”
“The clown car can't come into the White House all willy-…”
[the full-open blast of a seltzer water bottle from five days in the future]
𝑷𝑺𝑪𝑯𝑯𝑯𝑰𝑻𝑻!!
𝑆𝑃𝐿𝑂𝑆𝐻!!
“…(gurgle!) -nilly (gluuub!) like.”
November 20, 2024 at 4:54 PM
To quote #Trump’s AUSTERE, not at all UNSERIOUS Chief-of-Staff appointee #SusieWiles last week:
“The clown car can't come into the White House all willy-…”
[the full-open blast of a seltzer water bottle from five days in the future]
𝑷𝑺𝑪𝑯𝑯𝑯𝑰𝑻𝑻!!
𝑆𝑃𝐿𝑂𝑆𝐻!!
“…(gurgle!) -nilly (gluuub!) like.”
“The clown car can't come into the White House all willy-…”
[the full-open blast of a seltzer water bottle from five days in the future]
𝑷𝑺𝑪𝑯𝑯𝑯𝑰𝑻𝑻!!
𝑆𝑃𝐿𝑂𝑆𝐻!!
“…(gurgle!) -nilly (gluuub!) like.”
This #MikeTyson fight is the bowl of escapist mirth our collective devastation needs to shmeez...
My prediction? This #JakePaul pisher is gonna regret using the life cheat code 007 373 596.
My prediction? This #JakePaul pisher is gonna regret using the life cheat code 007 373 596.
November 20, 2024 at 4:54 PM
This #MikeTyson fight is the bowl of escapist mirth our collective devastation needs to shmeez...
My prediction? This #JakePaul pisher is gonna regret using the life cheat code 007 373 596.
My prediction? This #JakePaul pisher is gonna regret using the life cheat code 007 373 596.
Three hundred characters. Keeps a fella honest; brevity being thus-hole of twit, and all…
November 20, 2024 at 4:54 PM
Three hundred characters. Keeps a fella honest; brevity being thus-hole of twit, and all…