Bill Rose
ch-light-vessel.bsky.social
Bill Rose
@ch-light-vessel.bsky.social
Neurogardener. Musicdiverse.
The experience of watching the news on British television.
November 19, 2025 at 4:09 PM
If you survive an overloaded dinghy crossing a dangerous sea, having lost your home, your job, your family...
Just look after your watch.
November 17, 2025 at 10:10 PM
Oh no! Jeremy Clarkson is on his way to a Countryside Alliance demonstration.
November 16, 2025 at 7:27 PM
Oh look. It's Keir Starmer and Wes Streeting.
November 15, 2025 at 12:00 AM
Anyone fancy joining my campaign for an area of West London to be given special royal status? I'm thinking of calling it Palatine Acton.
November 14, 2025 at 9:26 PM
I named my hamster Redacted. That doesn't mean he/she was either a victim or perpetrator of terrible crimes.
November 13, 2025 at 9:59 PM
Reposted by Bill Rose
Skylark in flight. 😍
Not an easy bird to take a good photo of, so quite happy with this one. 😀
Taken yesterday at the Huntspill seawall in Somerset. 🐦
#birds 🐦

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November 9, 2025 at 9:02 PM
Happy Cucurbitaceae Art Weekend.
November 1, 2025 at 10:32 PM
Why draw a line in the sand if a line carved in solid rock doesn't wash away?
November 1, 2025 at 9:46 PM
No Kings?
What about all the King Malcolms? There were at least ten of them. Nobody remembers Malcolm VIII, but lots of people seem to have suddenly forgotten Malcolm X.
October 24, 2025 at 9:15 PM
The tank pulled into the space(s) and a total bastard of a gammon got out. As if Basingstoke needs an ICE wannabe.
WANKPANZER KLAXON

Submission by email. Fleet services on the M3.

Not one, not two, not three, but four spaces, this particular specimen chose to park over. If you zoom in, you'll see the inevitable twat plate too. Cunt.

#YPLAC
October 20, 2025 at 9:48 AM
We tried #nokings and ended up with Taliban Cromwell, so we went back to having kings again.
October 18, 2025 at 10:39 PM
I haven't parked yet.
October 10, 2025 at 9:30 PM
Reposted by Bill Rose
“It actually doesn’t take much to be considered a difficult woman. That’s why there are so many of us.”
― Jane Goodall

💙 RIP to a real one. My childhood hero
October 2, 2025 at 2:56 AM
Save the UK £5 million - stop shipping cash to China for old rags, flagshagging motherfuckers.
August 30, 2025 at 9:32 PM
I unplugged the lead, but it's still running and won't stop.
That's because it's a dog.
July 30, 2025 at 4:36 PM
I should be going more nuts for #Glastonbury than I did for Eurovision. Great to see Bob Vylan and Amyl & the Sniffers rocking out and speaking up. #freepalestine
June 28, 2025 at 7:57 PM
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The entirety of the communist manifesto could take a long time. If he did a spin, would it count as a revolution?
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June 4, 2025 at 12:08 PM
A harbour seal swimming in the Great Ouse, Ely, nearly 60 km upstream from the sea.
June 1, 2025 at 9:33 AM
Pithy poignant comment.
May 27, 2025 at 8:03 PM
For 3 weeks I will be mostly watching Springwatch. www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/b...
BBC Two - Springwatch
The season bursts into life with daily wildlife dramas all across the UK.
www.bbc.co.uk
May 26, 2025 at 7:21 PM
Tonight I am mostly watching Eurovision. It's the rest of the world I feel sorry for.
May 17, 2025 at 8:23 PM
www.theguardian.com/world/2025/m...
I had missed this news a couple of days ago. I hope his story can continue by being an inspiration to the next generation.
José ‘Pepe’ Mujica obituary
Former president of Uruguay who began his political career as member of the Tupamaros guerrilla group
www.theguardian.com
May 17, 2025 at 9:55 AM