Idk man, I think Michael Hobbes has documented pretty well how most of the stories were in fact inaccurate and uncharitable.

The way Do You Even Think About Me? grows is just *chefs kiss*

But seriously, can you play a song with a fucking beat?

My senior year I was one of like 4 kids from my high school chosen to be visitors at our local rotary and the 7am start absolutely was not worth skipping calculus once a month

She really said, there are Different Trains everywhere for those with ears to hear them