Carson Fijal
cfijwpg.bsky.social
Carson Fijal
@cfijwpg.bsky.social
| He/him
| Canadian prairie socdem, New Democrat 🍊
| Opinions are my own
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📍Winnipeg, Manitoba, Canada
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So when Trump brought that group of Clinton accusers to the debate in 2016, be honest, was Trump lowkey thinking “I gave Bill better toppy than any of these chicks, people say I’m the best.”
November 14, 2025 at 6:07 PM
Reposted by Carson Fijal
Fuck these traitors. Primary their sorry asses.
November 10, 2025 at 2:33 AM
Here's my 2028 hot take:

If Dems want to not just WIN the next election, but reshape the political landscape in their favor going forward, their next nominee cannot, and I mean CANNOT be anyone that's likely to be mentioned in any primetime cable segments or NYT think pieces about who it should be.
November 10, 2025 at 10:31 PM
Cuomo gains the endorsement of yet another Epstein associate. He's really been racking those up.
Congratulations, Andrew Cuomo!

I know how hard you worked for this.
November 4, 2025 at 8:45 AM
I wouldn't want to be running against Amanda Edwards. Two other Democrats have beaten her before, and they both died not long after.
November 4, 2025 at 5:51 AM
Reposted by Carson Fijal
November 2, 2025 at 2:28 PM
Andrew Cuomo was resoundingly rejected in the Dem Primary, but as his female staffers can attest, he has a hard time hearing "no"

And now his campaign messages are so out-of-step with reality that he can't find real people willing to parrot them in an ad, and needs to AI-generate them instead.
November 3, 2025 at 12:14 AM
“Feminism destroyed the traditional family”

Or, hear me out, feminism gave women the freedom to choose between a career and a “traditional family”, and then late-stage capitalism made it unfeasible for most families to survive on one income. Y’all are mad at the wrong thing.
November 2, 2025 at 11:03 PM
JD Vance has no incentive to be a good husband, because he likes it when his wife makes him sleep on the couch.
November 2, 2025 at 12:32 AM
Congrtulations to @emmaewood.bsky.social on winning the Council seat for Elmwood-East Kildonan! Our city council needs more principled people who put community first. This is a welcome addition. #wpgpoli #mbpoli
www.cbc.ca/news/canada/...
Emma Durand-Wood wins Elmwood-East Kildonan byelection | CBC News
Residents in Winnipeg's Elmwood-East Kildonan ward cast ballots Saturday in a byelection for a new councillor, following the death of Jason Schreyer in April.
www.cbc.ca
October 26, 2025 at 2:31 AM
I hope every job application for new ICE agents gets held on file, and then the next Dem president takes those applications with names and personal info, and puts them on the terrorist watch list.
October 21, 2025 at 6:14 AM
Of course. How could I forget we live in a world where rich and famous sex predators are never held accountable.
October 8, 2025 at 5:02 PM
Listen up, snowflake. This guy with a tender juicy delicious face is voting for the Leopards Eating People's Faces Party. Don't like it? Leave.
October 2, 2025 at 1:10 AM
Patel: Write some anti-ICE slogans on the bullets so we can blame it on the left.

The cartoon villain's bumbling henchmen:
September 25, 2025 at 12:44 AM
The Trump era is like living in an alternate version of "The Boy Who Cried Wolf" where the boy was never lying, the farm was constantly under attack by a ceaseless barrage of wolves, and people just went "Ugh, you're crying about wolves all the time. Nobody believes you anymore, shut the fuck up."
September 23, 2025 at 12:39 AM
We love free speech so much that we're requiring EVERYONE must dutifully follow our state-mandated script about how much we love free speech.
Oklahoma proposed bill to its public universities:

Promptly build these Charlie Kirk memorial plazas saying he was "a voice of a generation, modern civil rights leader, vocal Christian, martyr for truth and faith, and free speech advocate" — or be fined.

Ht @1amorey.bsky.social
September 23, 2025 at 12:01 AM
Regardless of whether you’re a fan of Kimmel or late-night talk shows in general, it’s objectively a huge win that the people’s backlash was stronger than the regime’s calls for censorship.
www.cbc.ca/news/enterta...
Jimmy Kimmel Live! set to return after suspension: Disney | CBC News
Jimmy Kimmel will soon be back on the air after his show was suspended last week. The Walt Disney Company said in a statement Monday that it has decided "to return the show on Tuesday."
www.cbc.ca
September 22, 2025 at 7:55 PM
I can't understate how bizarre it is, to have an "independent" political commentary/news show, in the aftermath of their host's death, just hand the show over to the administration. Have it hosted from the White House, by the Vice President, with various administration officials as guests.
September 17, 2025 at 2:06 AM
Ditto will really just fuck anything that walks like god damn
September 8, 2025 at 7:35 PM
It's crazy that scientists in Pokemon can ressurect fossils into an entire living Pokemon.

Like imagine if someone found a little piece of human skeletal remains buried in Rome, brought it into a museum, gave it a little touch-up, and BOOM. Julius Caesar is back.
September 3, 2025 at 5:11 PM
Listen. If a certain thing happens with a certain someone's health, I don't want to see ANY liberals performatively mourning. Because I KNOW some of y'all are gonna do it.
August 30, 2025 at 1:41 PM
Spruce Woods is one of the most conservative provincial seats in Manitoba. Tonight, the Manitoba PCs held onto it by only 70 votes.

While I would've loved to see Ray win it, this is by far the most pyrrhic of pyrrhic victories for the PCs. Things are not looking good for them. #mbpoli
August 27, 2025 at 2:34 AM
Dude really spent 3 seasons aura farming, and then got his ass kicked by a 12-year-old
August 21, 2025 at 2:55 AM
Glad to see the flight attendants may have got themselves a good deal, and guaranteed ground pay.

I hope this is the start of a new era for collective bargaining, where a strike ends ONLY when a deal is agreed to, not with binding arbitration or a "back-to-work bill"
www.cbc.ca/news/busines...
Air Canada, flight attendants reach tentative deal to end strike | CBC News
A tentative agreement has been reached to end the contract dispute between Air Canada and its flight attendants, both the airline and the Canadian Union of Public Employees (CUPE) announced Tuesday.
www.cbc.ca
August 19, 2025 at 3:32 PM
I'm sorry but what the fuck are the entry requirements for Mushrom Kingdom medical school
August 17, 2025 at 9:59 PM