Jake
@cfcjake23.chelsfc.me
Virginia born and raised. I make video edits from time to time, and enjoy sharing music when I'm not talking about the mighty Chels 🫡 lemme just get it out the way and say no homophobic, transphobic, sexist, or far right accounts are welcome here!
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Jake
@cfcjake23.chelsfc.me
· Nov 16
Comp thread!! Let's see if this lil loophole lets me upload longer videos 🤞
Forgot I had this app!
Go follow my IG sweeney.j23 or dm me for other socials :)
Go follow my IG sweeney.j23 or dm me for other socials :)
March 21, 2025 at 10:45 PM
Forgot I had this app!
Go follow my IG sweeney.j23 or dm me for other socials :)
Go follow my IG sweeney.j23 or dm me for other socials :)
Back to short hair 👋
Also I got a uke
Also I got a uke
January 13, 2025 at 2:16 PM
Back to short hair 👋
Also I got a uke
Also I got a uke
Hey guys, this is an impersonator. Block this account, real CFC Accountable does NOT have a bluesky
January 12, 2025 at 2:24 PM
Hey guys, this is an impersonator. Block this account, real CFC Accountable does NOT have a bluesky
Hi friends how we doing over here
January 9, 2025 at 1:37 AM
Hi friends how we doing over here
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It's a shame this app has already kinda died because I really do enjoy not seeing neo Nazis under every post here
December 17, 2024 at 9:11 PM
It's a shame this app has already kinda died because I really do enjoy not seeing neo Nazis under every post here
Settings > content and media > external media and flip everything on so you don't have to leave the app to watch it!
December 17, 2024 at 6:47 PM
Settings > content and media > external media and flip everything on so you don't have to leave the app to watch it!
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it’s very cooooooooooold 🥶
December 16, 2024 at 4:03 PM
it’s very cooooooooooold 🥶
Lil sum for the skyline coming soon
December 16, 2024 at 3:57 PM
Lil sum for the skyline coming soon
Tay Zonday didn't write chocolate rain for this
December 13, 2024 at 7:38 PM
Tay Zonday didn't write chocolate rain for this
Who tryna run some marvel rivals ¿?
December 12, 2024 at 10:56 PM
Who tryna run some marvel rivals ¿?
How'd Spotify do with my daylist? open.spotify.com/playlist/37i...
happy indie microcore thursday afternoon
Playlist · Spotify · 50 items
open.spotify.com
December 12, 2024 at 6:57 PM
How'd Spotify do with my daylist? open.spotify.com/playlist/37i...
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i’ll always ride for these two❤️🫂
December 12, 2024 at 12:52 PM
i’ll always ride for these two❤️🫂
This is Mrs Doubtfire erasure
#QuantumOfSolace star Gemma Arterton says people would find a female James Bond 'too outrageous'
"Isn’t a female James Bond like Mary Poppins being played by a man? ... Sometimes you just have to respect the tradition"
(via The Times)
"Isn’t a female James Bond like Mary Poppins being played by a man? ... Sometimes you just have to respect the tradition"
(via The Times)
December 11, 2024 at 11:42 PM
This is Mrs Doubtfire erasure
Tongues by Joywave always hits
December 10, 2024 at 11:15 PM
Tongues by Joywave always hits
YES SIRRRRR U-S-A U-S-A
December 10, 2024 at 4:55 PM
YES SIRRRRR U-S-A U-S-A
Lol it's like microwaving a filet mignon for 30 seconds and saying you're chef at Hell's Kitchen for a day
Manchester City is letting fans design its new kit with AI
Manchester City is letting fans design its new kit with AI
Players will wear the winning AI-designed uniform during the 2026-2027 season.
buff.ly
December 9, 2024 at 11:20 PM
Lol it's like microwaving a filet mignon for 30 seconds and saying you're chef at Hell's Kitchen for a day
Jamie Carragher was talking THE MOST shit when he was pissed about his boots and changing them too. Once again though, he was proven wrong and he didn't put a foot wrong the rest of the game 😂
Marc Cucurella was flawless after changing his boots.
Many players would let their head drop - he did not.
Resilient 🔵
Many players would let their head drop - he did not.
Resilient 🔵
December 9, 2024 at 10:49 PM
Jamie Carragher was talking THE MOST shit when he was pissed about his boots and changing them too. Once again though, he was proven wrong and he didn't put a foot wrong the rest of the game 😂
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an elderly pennsylvanian...
December 9, 2024 at 7:17 PM
an elderly pennsylvanian...
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Me watching a film.
1. Start watching.
2. Wonder what I’ve seen one of the actors in before.
3. Google actor.
4. Go to IMDb/their Wikipedia page.
5. Find out every single detail of their entire life.
6. Realise I’ve completely missed the plot of the film and now have no idea what’s going on.
1. Start watching.
2. Wonder what I’ve seen one of the actors in before.
3. Google actor.
4. Go to IMDb/their Wikipedia page.
5. Find out every single detail of their entire life.
6. Realise I’ve completely missed the plot of the film and now have no idea what’s going on.
December 8, 2024 at 8:06 PM
Me watching a film.
1. Start watching.
2. Wonder what I’ve seen one of the actors in before.
3. Google actor.
4. Go to IMDb/their Wikipedia page.
5. Find out every single detail of their entire life.
6. Realise I’ve completely missed the plot of the film and now have no idea what’s going on.
1. Start watching.
2. Wonder what I’ve seen one of the actors in before.
3. Google actor.
4. Go to IMDb/their Wikipedia page.
5. Find out every single detail of their entire life.
6. Realise I’ve completely missed the plot of the film and now have no idea what’s going on.
Chelsea have a legitimate chance at winning the league...
December 8, 2024 at 9:17 PM
Chelsea have a legitimate chance at winning the league...
This was $1500 and I actually considered it for about .01 seconds
December 7, 2024 at 9:16 PM
This was $1500 and I actually considered it for about .01 seconds