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Jake
@cfcjake23.chelsfc.me
Virginia born and raised. I make video edits from time to time, and enjoy sharing music when I'm not talking about the mighty Chels 🫡 lemme just get it out the way and say no homophobic, transphobic, sexist, or far right accounts are welcome here!
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Comp thread!! Let's see if this lil loophole lets me upload longer videos 🤞
Forgot I had this app!

Go follow my IG sweeney.j23 or dm me for other socials :)
March 21, 2025 at 10:45 PM
Back to short hair 👋

Also I got a uke
January 13, 2025 at 2:16 PM
Hey guys, this is an impersonator. Block this account, real CFC Accountable does NOT have a bluesky
January 12, 2025 at 2:24 PM
Hi friends how we doing over here
January 9, 2025 at 1:37 AM
It's a shame this app has already kinda died because I really do enjoy not seeing neo Nazis under every post here
December 17, 2024 at 9:11 PM
Settings > content and media > external media and flip everything on so you don't have to leave the app to watch it!
December 17, 2024 at 6:47 PM
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it’s very cooooooooooold 🥶
December 16, 2024 at 4:03 PM
Lil sum for the skyline coming soon
December 16, 2024 at 3:57 PM
Tay Zonday didn't write chocolate rain for this
Whoever this is, they’re tragically right.
December 13, 2024 at 7:38 PM
Who tryna run some marvel rivals ¿?
December 12, 2024 at 10:56 PM
How'd Spotify do with my daylist? open.spotify.com/playlist/37i...
happy indie microcore thursday afternoon
Playlist · Spotify · 50 items
open.spotify.com
December 12, 2024 at 6:57 PM
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i’ll always ride for these two❤️🫂
December 12, 2024 at 12:52 PM
This is Mrs Doubtfire erasure
#QuantumOfSolace star Gemma Arterton says people would find a female James Bond 'too outrageous'

"Isn’t a female James Bond like Mary Poppins being played by a man? ... Sometimes you just have to respect the tradition"

(via The Times)
December 11, 2024 at 11:42 PM
Tongues by Joywave always hits
December 10, 2024 at 11:15 PM
YES SIRRRRR U-S-A U-S-A
December 10, 2024 at 4:55 PM
Lol it's like microwaving a filet mignon for 30 seconds and saying you're chef at Hell's Kitchen for a day
December 9, 2024 at 11:20 PM
Jamie Carragher was talking THE MOST shit when he was pissed about his boots and changing them too. Once again though, he was proven wrong and he didn't put a foot wrong the rest of the game 😂
Marc Cucurella was flawless after changing his boots.

Many players would let their head drop - he did not.

Resilient 🔵
December 9, 2024 at 10:49 PM
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an elderly pennsylvanian...
December 9, 2024 at 7:17 PM
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Me watching a film.

1. Start watching.

2. Wonder what I’ve seen one of the actors in before.

3. Google actor.

4. Go to IMDb/their Wikipedia page.

5. Find out every single detail of their entire life.

6. Realise I’ve completely missed the plot of the film and now have no idea what’s going on.
December 8, 2024 at 8:06 PM
Chelsea have a legitimate chance at winning the league...
December 8, 2024 at 9:17 PM
This was $1500 and I actually considered it for about .01 seconds
December 7, 2024 at 9:16 PM