CFB Douchebag
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College football! Oh, and pop tarts.
Bobo gets a touchdown for the Seahawks against the Rams.
January 26, 2026 at 1:33 AM
Bobo gets a touchdown for the Seahawks against the Rams.
These digital yard lines and numbers in the Patriots and Broncos game look tacky. I’d rather be confused than look at these.
January 25, 2026 at 10:28 PM
These digital yard lines and numbers in the Patriots and Broncos game look tacky. I’d rather be confused than look at these.
The Patriots got awarded the 1st Down, but I think the Broncos stuffed them. What you gonna do?
January 25, 2026 at 10:06 PM
The Patriots got awarded the 1st Down, but I think the Broncos stuffed them. What you gonna do?
Indiana goes on 4th & 5 again and Fernando Mendoza has his John Elway moment.
January 20, 2026 at 3:42 AM
Indiana goes on 4th & 5 again and Fernando Mendoza has his John Elway moment.
Indiana blocks a Miami punt for a touchdown in the National Championship Game.
What a time to be alive.
What a time to be alive.
January 20, 2026 at 3:16 AM
Indiana blocks a Miami punt for a touchdown in the National Championship Game.
What a time to be alive.
What a time to be alive.
Sure Miami doesn’t get on the board against Indiana, but they did give us a cool doink sound.
January 20, 2026 at 2:17 AM
Sure Miami doesn’t get on the board against Indiana, but they did give us a cool doink sound.
Miami gets a huge call early against Indiana.
This was not ruled targeting.
This was not ruled targeting.
January 20, 2026 at 1:31 AM
Miami gets a huge call early against Indiana.
This was not ruled targeting.
This was not ruled targeting.
As always, Pat McAfee is the voice of reason.
January 20, 2026 at 12:34 AM
As always, Pat McAfee is the voice of reason.
Do you think this is a completion or an interception in the Bills and Broncos game?
January 18, 2026 at 1:10 AM
Do you think this is a completion or an interception in the Bills and Broncos game?
Indiana is so mean. They’ve proven that they can beat Oregon in many different ways, but they still felt the need to prove they can beat them on special teams too.
January 10, 2026 at 3:35 AM
Indiana is so mean. They’ve proven that they can beat Oregon in many different ways, but they still felt the need to prove they can beat them on special teams too.
This Oregon defender forced a fumble that went right to an Indiana player.
It’s been that kind of night.
It’s been that kind of night.
January 10, 2026 at 2:50 AM
This Oregon defender forced a fumble that went right to an Indiana player.
It’s been that kind of night.
It’s been that kind of night.
If you thought Indiana wasn’t messing around against Alabama, here’s what they did first play against Oregon.
January 10, 2026 at 12:56 AM
If you thought Indiana wasn’t messing around against Alabama, here’s what they did first play against Oregon.
It was close. Do you think Miami’s Malachi Toney made the catch against Ole Miss?
January 9, 2026 at 4:19 AM
It was close. Do you think Miami’s Malachi Toney made the catch against Ole Miss?
Carson Beck just threw his first interception against Ole Miss.
January 9, 2026 at 3:16 AM
Carson Beck just threw his first interception against Ole Miss.
Ole Miss almost caught it. Then Miami almost caught it. This reminds me of how the ball always got batted around in Madden 96.
January 9, 2026 at 3:04 AM
Ole Miss almost caught it. Then Miami almost caught it. This reminds me of how the ball always got batted around in Madden 96.
Ole Miss had -1 yards against Miami before this.
January 9, 2026 at 1:36 AM
Ole Miss had -1 yards against Miami before this.
Montana State scores on 4th & 10 to win the FBS Championship and ruin the Illinois State sports movie.
January 6, 2026 at 4:03 AM
Montana State scores on 4th & 10 to win the FBS Championship and ruin the Illinois State sports movie.
Montana State blocks two Illinois State kicks in a row!
January 6, 2026 at 3:57 AM
Montana State blocks two Illinois State kicks in a row!
The end of the FCS Championship Game has been off the rails. Montana State can’t set up a game winning field goal against Illinois State because the quarterback wasn’t ready for the snap.
January 6, 2026 at 3:49 AM
The end of the FCS Championship Game has been off the rails. Montana State can’t set up a game winning field goal against Illinois State because the quarterback wasn’t ready for the snap.
Montana State blocks the Illinois State go ahead field goal in the final minute!
January 6, 2026 at 3:44 AM
Montana State blocks the Illinois State go ahead field goal in the final minute!
Illinois State 33 yard completion Tommy Rittenhouse to Dylan Lord. They’re about to set up the winning field goal against Montana State.
January 6, 2026 at 3:37 AM
Illinois State 33 yard completion Tommy Rittenhouse to Dylan Lord. They’re about to set up the winning field goal against Montana State.
If Illinois State fumbled the ball one yard forward intentionally.....
January 6, 2026 at 2:45 AM
If Illinois State fumbled the ball one yard forward intentionally.....
How did a UW-River Falls player end up there?
January 5, 2026 at 3:53 AM
How did a UW-River Falls player end up there?
I’m not a D3 honk, so I find the fact that UW-River Falls and North Central have inverted color schemes on the scorebug and on their jerseys endlessly confusing.
January 5, 2026 at 2:55 AM
I’m not a D3 honk, so I find the fact that UW-River Falls and North Central have inverted color schemes on the scorebug and on their jerseys endlessly confusing.
Try to convince me that Mario Rubio and Michael Shannon aren't the same person.
January 4, 2026 at 11:06 PM
Try to convince me that Mario Rubio and Michael Shannon aren't the same person.