CFB Douchebag
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College football! Oh, and pop tarts.
I don't think Adam Sandler is at the Super Bowl to support the Patriots. I think Happy Gilmore is there to support his former caddy, Bad Bunny.
February 9, 2026 at 12:17 AM
I don't think Adam Sandler is at the Super Bowl to support the Patriots. I think Happy Gilmore is there to support his former caddy, Bad Bunny.
Coastal Carolina was down 3 at the end of overtime to UMass and got up an improbable shot for the tie.
February 7, 2026 at 8:24 PM
Coastal Carolina was down 3 at the end of overtime to UMass and got up an improbable shot for the tie.
Shedeur Sanders made Colorado's Ring of Honor and a Pro Bowl in his rookie season in the same calendar year.
January 27, 2026 at 12:47 AM
Shedeur Sanders made Colorado's Ring of Honor and a Pro Bowl in his rookie season in the same calendar year.
Did the same Seahawks defender get the penalty on 4th & 12 and allow the touchdown on the next play?
January 26, 2026 at 1:59 AM
Did the same Seahawks defender get the penalty on 4th & 12 and allow the touchdown on the next play?
Bobo gets a touchdown for the Seahawks against the Rams.
January 26, 2026 at 1:33 AM
Bobo gets a touchdown for the Seahawks against the Rams.
If you are a football fan sick of the same teams winning the Super Bowl every year, you should watch college football where there's parity.
January 25, 2026 at 11:49 PM
If you are a football fan sick of the same teams winning the Super Bowl every year, you should watch college football where there's parity.
These digital yard lines and numbers in the Patriots and Broncos game look tacky. I’d rather be confused than look at these.
January 25, 2026 at 10:28 PM
These digital yard lines and numbers in the Patriots and Broncos game look tacky. I’d rather be confused than look at these.
The Patriots got awarded the 1st Down, but I think the Broncos stuffed them. What you gonna do?
January 25, 2026 at 10:06 PM
The Patriots got awarded the 1st Down, but I think the Broncos stuffed them. What you gonna do?
Indiana goes on 4th & 5 again and Fernando Mendoza has his John Elway moment.
January 20, 2026 at 3:42 AM
Indiana goes on 4th & 5 again and Fernando Mendoza has his John Elway moment.
Indiana blocks a Miami punt for a touchdown in the National Championship Game.
What a time to be alive.
What a time to be alive.
January 20, 2026 at 3:16 AM
Indiana blocks a Miami punt for a touchdown in the National Championship Game.
What a time to be alive.
What a time to be alive.
Did Marcus Freeman opt Notre Dame out of the playoff just because he had a sweet side gig?
January 20, 2026 at 2:34 AM
Did Marcus Freeman opt Notre Dame out of the playoff just because he had a sweet side gig?
Indiana's defense is just sitting on people. Here are the point totals they've allowed this year to Top 10 teams:
Illinois 10
Oregon 20
Ohio State 10
Alabama 3
Oregon 22
Miami 0 (1st Half)
Illinois 10
Oregon 20
Ohio State 10
Alabama 3
Oregon 22
Miami 0 (1st Half)
January 20, 2026 at 2:19 AM
Indiana's defense is just sitting on people. Here are the point totals they've allowed this year to Top 10 teams:
Illinois 10
Oregon 20
Ohio State 10
Alabama 3
Oregon 22
Miami 0 (1st Half)
Illinois 10
Oregon 20
Ohio State 10
Alabama 3
Oregon 22
Miami 0 (1st Half)
Sure Miami doesn’t get on the board against Indiana, but they did give us a cool doink sound.
January 20, 2026 at 2:17 AM
Sure Miami doesn’t get on the board against Indiana, but they did give us a cool doink sound.
The one thing I won't miss about college football is the commercial breaks.
January 20, 2026 at 1:48 AM
The one thing I won't miss about college football is the commercial breaks.
Miami gets a huge call early against Indiana.
This was not ruled targeting.
This was not ruled targeting.
January 20, 2026 at 1:31 AM
Miami gets a huge call early against Indiana.
This was not ruled targeting.
This was not ruled targeting.
As always, Pat McAfee is the voice of reason.
January 20, 2026 at 12:34 AM
As always, Pat McAfee is the voice of reason.
Do you think this is a completion or an interception in the Bills and Broncos game?
January 18, 2026 at 1:10 AM
Do you think this is a completion or an interception in the Bills and Broncos game?
Indiana is so mean. They’ve proven that they can beat Oregon in many different ways, but they still felt the need to prove they can beat them on special teams too.
January 10, 2026 at 3:35 AM
Indiana is so mean. They’ve proven that they can beat Oregon in many different ways, but they still felt the need to prove they can beat them on special teams too.
This Oregon defender forced a fumble that went right to an Indiana player.
It’s been that kind of night.
It’s been that kind of night.
January 10, 2026 at 2:50 AM
This Oregon defender forced a fumble that went right to an Indiana player.
It’s been that kind of night.
It’s been that kind of night.