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allie
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Karaoke dilettante, hot glue golem, leftist killjoy. She/her.🧂🦪🎭⚾️🍸🍋
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*ripping open an alka seltzer* naaaa na na na wait till I get my tummy right
Lowkey haunted by the time three years ago I saw a 90s Giants starter jacket at a thrift store in Nevada county for $50 but was broke so I walked away arrruuugggghgghhhhhhh what do you mean we can never go back
November 4, 2025 at 7:47 AM
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SLINGS & ARROWS (2003)
Dir: Peter Wellington
August 26, 2025 at 5:46 AM
The way I am going to crash out when the Giants get eliminated will be truly historic, watch this space
August 25, 2025 at 7:45 PM
“And which programming languages do you know” bro this is literally me
August 19, 2025 at 12:25 AM
I am still not sure what I did but. All of my safari tabs went away. Like. They were suddenly gone. My tabs. Some of which had been open since I moved into this apartment. My. My tabs. My fucking tabs, man.
July 30, 2025 at 7:16 AM
I’ve been stuck in Deuteronomy 2:10 since January send help
Been feeling more “No Children” by @themountaingoats.bsky.social and trying to get back into a “This Year” mindset.
July 30, 2025 at 6:49 AM
Finding an unopened Lactaid tablet in the pocket of recently-purchased cutoffs, peak Buffalo Exchange experience
July 28, 2025 at 1:42 AM
Eddington okaaaayyy eurrrghhhh it felt like the last five years has felt I feel obligated to form a coherent thought about it but oh god eeeuuuuuugghhhh
July 23, 2025 at 4:53 AM
I finished this one this evening, headphones in on the patio at the bar down the street, escaping my sweltering house for a few hours. I don’t have kids but I want every mother I know to read the epilogue. I can’t remember the last time I wanted to save this place and not let it die gasping.
The $2.99 ebook sale of HIDING IN PLAIN SIGHT continues! Trump, Epstein, organized crime. A secret history of the past 50 years that's sadly more relevant than ever. Get it here:
Bookshop: bookshop.org/p/books/hidi...
B&N: www.barnesandnoble.com/w/hiding-in-...
Kindle: www.amazon.com/Hiding-Plain...
Hiding in Plain Sight: The Invention of Donald Trump and the Erosion of America
The Invention of Donald Trump and the Erosion of America
bookshop.org
July 17, 2025 at 5:50 AM
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This is correct. Any candidate cynically “triangulating” on trans kids is a non-starter, and now is the time to say so. There’s still so much time to advance candidates that DON’T suck.
I will never, ever vote for Gavin Newsom. Ever, under any circumstances. I don't care if he becomes the Dem nominee, he's still not getting my vote.
On a recent podcast Gavin Newsom tells Shawn Ryan how the Trans sports issue opened the door for him to change his mind on GAC for Trans Youth.

As someone who adored him since 2004 and voted for him 5 times, I can't wait for him to leave office.

There is no way I will be voting for him a 6th time.
July 17, 2025 at 1:03 AM
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I will never, ever vote for Gavin Newsom. Ever, under any circumstances. I don't care if he becomes the Dem nominee, he's still not getting my vote.
On a recent podcast Gavin Newsom tells Shawn Ryan how the Trans sports issue opened the door for him to change his mind on GAC for Trans Youth.

As someone who adored him since 2004 and voted for him 5 times, I can't wait for him to leave office.

There is no way I will be voting for him a 6th time.
July 15, 2025 at 2:49 PM
Doing some research at work and found a google review for a national park in Turkmenistan which says “I envy the wildlife, for they know not of borders”
July 16, 2025 at 11:50 PM
So fucked up that I have eaten zero corn on the cob this summer
July 14, 2025 at 7:24 AM
I wonder what the braces girl from the Friday video is up to
July 14, 2025 at 5:12 AM
Highly recommend this one, I’m currently halfway through it (hoping for a happy ending) (lol lmao)
The $2.99 ebook sale of HIDING IN PLAIN SIGHT continues! Trump, Epstein, organized crime. A secret history of the past 50 years that's sadly more relevant than ever. Get it here:
Bookshop: bookshop.org/p/books/hidi...
B&N: www.barnesandnoble.com/w/hiding-in-...
Kindle: www.amazon.com/Hiding-Plain...
Hiding in Plain Sight: The Invention of Donald Trump and the Erosion of America
The Invention of Donald Trump and the Erosion of America
bookshop.org
July 10, 2025 at 4:51 AM
I’m in such a good mood I hope Verlander gets the w tonight, he deserves it
July 9, 2025 at 5:47 PM
Patty WHEELS he was running like the rent was due lollllll holy shit I love baseball 😭 #sfgiants
July 9, 2025 at 6:13 AM
Something I like about Seattle is that the stop signs are red on the back too
June 22, 2025 at 5:35 AM
Oracle Park should put in one of those silhouette murals that zoos do to compare the wingspan of different birds, but with pitchers. Hjelle in the wandering albatross spot at the end.
June 12, 2025 at 9:27 PM
YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAZ!!
June 12, 2025 at 2:59 AM
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Police in LA have been attacking protesters and press for the last 5 days straight. More people have been injured at these protests than any other I’ve seen. The brutality isn’t just likely against agency policy, it’s also potentially lethal.

capitalandmain.com/police-viole...
Police Violently Crack Down on L.A. Protests
Demonstrators, journalists and bystanders faced LAPD tear gas and projectiles following ICE raids.
capitalandmain.com
June 11, 2025 at 3:08 AM
So happy for Adames now can we not give up any more runs to the WORST TEAM IN BASEBALL FUCK
June 11, 2025 at 2:23 AM
Absolutely living for the Buster roster shakeup era. These mfs playing like the rent is due and the landlord is standing behind the plate.
June 8, 2025 at 9:16 PM
This is why I never see movies at multiplexes, why in the fuck did I pay $17 to watch 20 minutes of commercials
June 6, 2025 at 2:16 AM
If Yaz gets DFA’d Jung Hoo is going to spend the rest of the season looking for him in the outfield like a dog whose kid went off to college
June 6, 2025 at 12:19 AM