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@changelog.com still seeing legacy shows when I link out your show to my co workers. Not a gripe, just thought you should know. I’m wearing my JS party shirt right now lol
October 21, 2025 at 12:30 AM
I just want to eat tomatoes from the garden and fall asleep in peace. But I guess I am the problem.
September 18, 2025 at 4:17 AM
Just sleep? I think I figured it out. Throw your phone away.

But goddamn how will I pay my bills?

Maybe it’s a new surface.
July 16, 2025 at 5:08 AM
It’s nice to take breaks and be myopic. My pizza station looks better as a result. I played some video games. Also fuck the president.
July 14, 2025 at 2:04 AM
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Shit is brutal right now.
Disrespectfully, I need anyone who has not looked for a job within the past year to shut up because shit has changed. Your advice and experience doing this in the past means nothing. You have not job hunted like people are job hunting right now, don’t give people false hope with your outdated ideas
July 13, 2025 at 9:21 PM
July 3, 2025 at 11:47 PM
@changelog.com love today’s episode. Regarding spam SMS, y’all need to look into 10DLC registration, The Campaign Registry, and vendors like Twilio, Vonage, etc. There is a lot that goes spam blocking already, but damn, it’s crazy to see how much still comes through.
June 13, 2025 at 11:47 PM
Not dead, just grumpy.
March 29, 2025 at 5:35 AM
Long day at work.

9hrs, 86,304 api calls, and 36 thrown exceptions later, I am happy to call an all clear.

I didn’t architect the problems am facing, but I am digging us out.

It won’t fail because of me.
March 22, 2025 at 3:34 AM
Hypothetical scenario:

2024-12-01:
CEO sends company wide email, pushing back performance reviews, annual bonuses, and raises to March.

2025-03-03:
CEO sends company wide email, they’re “revisiting raises”. If you’re eligible, you might get a bonus.
March 4, 2025 at 12:51 AM
I realized today I like cleaning the floors.

Does that mean I’m grown up?
February 23, 2025 at 6:21 PM
Damn, I love GarageBand.

I don’t need a “professional” DAW.

For now…
February 23, 2025 at 12:50 AM
Found out about Chappell Roan over the holiday break. My younger sister looked at me with with absolute disgust when I told her I had just heard “Good Luck, Babe!” and that I think it “slaps”.

Getting older is fucking hillarious.
February 5, 2025 at 1:08 AM
Not gonna lie, Edward 40Hands by Mom Jeans makes me really happy. It’s just whiny enough.

Midwest emo, please never change.
February 3, 2025 at 1:42 AM
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February 2, 2025 at 3:48 AM
Tooting my own horn right now 📯

Found a wallet on the street tonight.

Got it back to the owner in under an hour.

Like my Grandpa used to say, “Be Good.“
February 1, 2025 at 4:10 AM
I can’t believe anyone pays anything for anything. That is a me problem.
January 31, 2025 at 4:54 AM
I’ve gone from being the person in their 30s that did laundry at my Mom’s house, to having people do laundry at my house. 🧼
January 31, 2025 at 12:27 AM
The fun will never end. It’s adventure time!
January 29, 2025 at 5:51 AM
I hate the flare up in the big boy seat. At least herpes and The Killers were fun in their first brilliant moments.

We’ll all die or suffer a few years of the 3rd major economic collapse of my little millennial lifetime.

Drive safe and be kind.
January 29, 2025 at 3:19 AM
In 2025 love your physical media like you love yourself. Back it up. Clean with alcohol. Handle with care.
January 28, 2025 at 5:28 AM
@changelog.com dropping news from Jan 27, 2024 today?
January 27, 2025 at 11:43 PM
Everything is worrying when everything you make is in higher level language.

Natural language is imprecise.
January 27, 2025 at 5:54 AM
Today was a good day.

Played CCR and Weezer covers with my Dad and Uncle.

Helped a friend move his wood shop. Loaded a flat bed trailer, took that to a semi trailer, and loaded that up too!

Beers after were nice.

Came home to lo mein and fried rice with my Love.

Gonna watch a movie now.
January 26, 2025 at 4:43 AM
I realized today that the level of worry I carry about the people I love is the same as Robert De Niro’s character, Jack Byrnes, in the film “Meet The Fockers”.

This isn’t a healthy way for me to live.
January 23, 2025 at 3:57 AM