This is such a cute design!!!

God gave me fingers to add commas to sentences and I will finger those keys till pigs fly over a frozen hell

Do I write a lot of lesbian characters? Yes. Do a lot of them have red hair? Possibly. Do almost all of them use a sword? Yeah you got me there. But does that make me the red headed sword lesbian guy? Fuck it why not. Might as well have a goddamn brand these days

I don’t even care if I win. I just enjoy the chaos

There’s something so special about showing up with an unoptimized list and just constantly make terrible moves. It’s like their brain shorts out

My local wargame group uses chess clocks for Warhammer. I never run out of time though because my strategy is “what is the dumbest silliest thing I could do right now.” Flusters the hell out of tournament pros

Wild stuff indeed!

I always remember that Egypt is so old that there were archeologists under the pharaohs researching even ancienter Egypt.