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School bus driver and self published writer. Single gay guy still waiting on the one

He/Him

Check out my books!

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November 28, 2025 at 12:03 PM
I’m watching a YouTube video of the Ariel’s Under Sea Adventure attraction at Disney’s California Adventure. A dad is filming it while riding with his daughter and when they see Ursula, he says “She’s evil, isn’t she?”

Maybe she had evil thrust upon her! You ever think of that??
November 28, 2025 at 5:39 AM
The greatest Thanksgiving movie ever made! I watch Planes, Trains, & Automobiles every Turkey Day
a woman is smiling while talking on a cell phone and the words gobble gobble are visible .
ALT: a woman is smiling while talking on a cell phone and the words gobble gobble are visible .
media.tenor.com
November 27, 2025 at 7:24 PM
Bitch, please! And I mean the whiner, not America’s Best Christian!
Speaker Mike Johnson is "crushed by his workload."

Bitch, please! You've been on a self-conferred vacation the past few months.
November 27, 2025 at 5:52 PM
Ahhh the #Macy #ThanksgivingDayParade that separates the performers who can lip sync from the performers who most certainly cannot!
November 27, 2025 at 5:50 PM
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The OG Simon's Cat film!
November 26, 2025 at 4:10 PM
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happy bday Charles Schulz, b.1922, Minneapolis

“All his life he tried to be a good person. Many times, however, he failed. For after all, he was only human. He wasn't a dog.”

"My life has no purpose, no direction, no aim, no meaning,& yet I'm happy. I can't figure it out. What am I doing right?"
November 26, 2025 at 11:29 AM
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A - freaking - men
this should have torpedoed his presidency in and of itself
November 23, 2025 at 8:21 PM
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November 24, 2025 at 5:53 AM
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Carrie Fisher was the blueprint.
Protect your people. Call out the predators.
#RESIST
November 24, 2025 at 3:59 AM
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November 24, 2025 at 11:59 AM
😂🤣
Twitter's new feature that reveals where accounts originate doesn't reveal many surprises.
November 24, 2025 at 6:55 PM
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Marjorie Taylor Greene's resigning in time to get a pension is a lesson to everyone.

Most Americans don't get *any* pension anymore, but Congress gave itself a pension after only five years of work.

Our "representatives" aren't working for us, they are [barely] working for themselves.
November 24, 2025 at 2:16 PM
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I’ve been in or around politics for over a half-century now.

I’ve watched as corporations and the super-rich flooded D.C. with campaign cash and ransacked our system.

It won't be easy, but here’s how we break the corporate oligarchy and return power to the people.
The Big Picture: How We Got Into This Mess, And How We Get Out of It | Robert Reich
Robert Reich
youtu.be
November 23, 2025 at 11:01 PM
MAGA Accounts BUSTED after ELON EXPOSES THEM!
I've been waiting to see this for years.
open.substack.com
November 23, 2025 at 9:54 PM
Don’t get scammed this holiday season!
We Bought Ai Shopping Scams So You Don’t Have To
YouTube video by Corridor Crew
youtube.com
November 23, 2025 at 8:12 PM
Me seeing a dog on TV: Awww! So cute!

Me noticing my cats looking at me: Ugh! Gross! What an ugly, horrible dog!
November 23, 2025 at 7:37 PM
Christian homophobic people are hilarious!!
Catholic YouTubers Try To Blame Gay People For the 'Male Loneliness Epidemic"
YouTube video by Cade Bradley
youtube.com
November 23, 2025 at 4:11 PM
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November 23, 2025 at 12:44 AM
A quality YouTube documentary from #WaitintheWings about #WickedMusical
The 'Wicked' Lore of the Time Dragon
YouTube video by Wait in the Wings
youtube.com
November 23, 2025 at 4:03 AM
Been saying this for years. Refusing to pay your workers a living wage and raising costs to boost your profits is a pretty stupid business model.
Around 70% of the U.S. economy depends on consumer spending. As wealth concentrates in the richest 10%, the rest of America can’t afford to buy enough to keep the economy running.

This is a huge problem — and even America’s most powerful CEOs are starting to sound the alarm.
Our Economy Is in Danger. Here’s Why
Robert Reich
youtu.be
November 23, 2025 at 3:02 AM
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Around 70% of the U.S. economy depends on consumer spending. As wealth concentrates in the richest 10%, the rest of America can’t afford to buy enough to keep the economy running.

This is a huge problem — and even America’s most powerful CEOs are starting to sound the alarm.
Our Economy Is in Danger. Here’s Why
Robert Reich
youtu.be
November 22, 2025 at 8:01 PM
I need to figure out how to get paid to just do this
November 22, 2025 at 8:22 PM
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November 22, 2025 at 1:05 AM