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e (they/them)
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no one of consequence. professional cybersecurity person and failed academic. queer feminist wittgensteinian artist who values privacy and is inspired by people.
October 29, 2025 at 1:15 PM
October 5, 2025 at 6:21 PM
you click "translate" and a smug voice says "you know what this says about this guy. you know."
September 25, 2025 at 12:43 AM
lol "got it in 1"... if corporate algorithms guide all your choices and create all your entertainment, indeed, you are living a life bereft of human imagination or meaning. THANKFULLY......
September 17, 2025 at 1:15 AM
acab includes the acquaintance in the above scenario who ultimately decides not to tell your wife but is so fucking angry about losing those thirty minutes that they make this post on bsky to remind you.
July 19, 2025 at 7:29 PM
July 17, 2025 at 10:14 PM
June 16, 2025 at 8:33 PM
critics: "zaslav couldn't have fucked this up worse."
zaslav:
June 10, 2025 at 1:51 PM
May 29, 2025 at 8:42 PM
Surge pricing discourse continues to weird me out... There's lots of places in lower Manhattan that rarely are congested, and others that are utter gridlock during the day.
January 16, 2025 at 1:58 AM
earnest use of the word 'hysterical' is generally like, instant side-eye/skepticism, and puts the speaker on probation for like 5~15 years (forever, really).
January 15, 2025 at 12:17 AM
December 30, 2024 at 7:18 PM
December 28, 2024 at 10:20 PM
December 10, 2024 at 8:52 PM
November 22, 2024 at 2:08 AM
I don't want to punish my analogy too hard, but indeed: when one's question gets paradoxical ("why do we tolerate this public intolerable trash!"), probably something within the question is doing too much work ("the same reason we tolerate the private!"). they avoid guy on bus, but forgive someone;)
October 22, 2024 at 7:14 PM
huh.
October 6, 2024 at 4:33 AM
die young or live long enough to see a world this stupid.
August 1, 2024 at 9:12 PM
June 7, 2024 at 7:50 PM