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cercidiphyllum.bsky.social
@cercidiphyllum.bsky.social
cats should not get cancer and they should definitely not get cancer twice in the same year
November 8, 2025 at 2:35 PM
knitting is a great hobby if you want to be consistently reminded that you can’t count and have terrible reading comprehension
October 26, 2025 at 10:27 PM
The wizened old tree from the hawthorn grove called. She’s concerned that you stopped engaging with the whimsical magic of the autumnal woods.
October 22, 2025 at 12:31 PM
it seems Wellbutrin has nerfed my urge to snooze the alarm what is this sorcery of just Getting Out Of Bed On Time
October 22, 2025 at 10:21 AM
this and an audio book about the Edmund Fitzgerald
October 21, 2025 at 12:20 PM
On one hand it’s a beautiful day and I’m happy to be outside. On the other hand I’m tired of going fullsend thru a privet and buckthorn thicket
October 20, 2025 at 7:36 PM
I left my headphones at home and I’m at the office. F in the fuckn chat
October 17, 2025 at 1:35 PM
sure I have work to do but a guy in Michigan put a gooseneck trailer attachment on the truck of a Buick lesabre and I have to see how this works out
October 16, 2025 at 12:59 PM
cats performing a wellness check on themselves when Craig is out of town (I deliver an inferior breakfast service)
October 16, 2025 at 11:56 AM
Reposted
[Jeff Goldblum voice] infrastructure, uh, finds a way.
October 3, 2025 at 7:32 PM
drove 515 miles today and am absolutely zapped good god
October 16, 2025 at 1:10 AM
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Probably best to chase it indefinitely
October 15, 2025 at 12:25 AM
Inside of me are two wolves. One wolf wants to play subway builder. One wolf wants to look at pictures I took today. Both wolves are ruled by a horrid procrastination monster who has not updated her operating system since [redacted] and cannot run any external applications.
October 13, 2025 at 1:25 AM
I gotta go to cedar bog. This is my only takeaway from the master gardeners conference.
October 10, 2025 at 4:33 PM
I don’t have any bioessentialiat takes about perceived pain thresholds for cis women compared to cis men; I just think that if a procedure requires a pair of forceps that go inside your body, the medical institution should offer some minimum pain relief beyond “take aleve at home”
October 6, 2025 at 7:53 PM
no standard for medication for IUD replacement in the year of our lord 2025? It’s more likely than you think!
October 6, 2025 at 7:47 PM
I try not to be bothered by noises of the city because I choose to live here in the city but last night really had it all: squealing tires from cars doing donuts, trucks with busted exhaust systems doing 50+ down my residential street, and fireworks at 6:30 am this morning. I’m tired y’all
October 6, 2025 at 12:10 PM
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August 30, 2025 at 12:00 AM
turns out if you don’t like the way that most of your current clothes are sitting on your current body you can just spend a significant number of hours turning 4 balls of yarn into 1 sweater. which maybe doesn’t solve the underlying personal crisis but does help you feel a lot better about it.
August 21, 2025 at 2:10 PM
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my friend is doing a Very Slow fundraiser for Undue Medical Debt! pls contribute or share if u can. unduemedicaldebt.org/campaign/lda...
Sponsor My Excruciatingly Slow Marathon
Hi there! I run pathetically slowly, and 2025 is the year I am training for a pathetically slow marathon! In the hopes of using my slowness for good, I’ve started this fundraiser. I am not anticipatin...
unduemedicaldebt.org
August 17, 2025 at 6:48 PM
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great news: I’m finally getting top surgery next month!! 🎉
not-great news: my out-of-pocket costs are over $5000…

asking for help is scary, but I’ve started a gofundme to try to cover some of this. I know times are hard rn, so any support (even a repost!) is deeply appreciated 💜
July 31, 2025 at 7:04 PM
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been monitoring the hbo max situation; consistently hearing reports that big bird has a fully articulated cloaca that they never show on tv
July 28, 2025 at 12:24 AM
Once again I am spending my day driving through Pennsylvania
July 8, 2025 at 6:20 PM
and I just want to say thank you to everybody, in particular god, for allowing me to spend so much time driving through Pennsylvania this summer.
June 26, 2025 at 4:54 PM
Doing my morning meditations (submitting 311 complaints about the vacant house owned by an out of state LLC on my block)
June 18, 2025 at 11:47 AM