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They/Them | 30s | Kaw / Indigenous | Enby

I have a strange ability to break software in ways that aren't expected. Love learning new things.

Go Leafs Go!

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Profile photo: Beaux (our dog)
Profile banner: Kraken vs Leafs game 2024.
I feel bad for Hildeby, too. Jeez, this game is bad in so many ways it’s like where do you even start?
November 23, 2025 at 1:44 AM
This was my mistake as well lol

Nightmare fuel
November 22, 2025 at 10:47 AM
For a very blissful 3 hours I had no idea what the hell anyone was talking about…now I want that blissful time back. I think I will go and pet the dog or rinse my eyes out with bleach…
November 22, 2025 at 10:46 AM
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Ritalin, a drug so addictive they had to invent an extended release version because people kept forgetting to take their second dose
November 21, 2025 at 4:08 AM
I was not expecting to be so personally attacked and perceived today, but here we are. Extended release has done wonders for me because yep forgetting to take meds caused so many issues.
November 21, 2025 at 8:12 PM
Honestly have been wondering it for a while but with everything going on people seem more on edge in general. Right now sports is one of my only temporary breaks from the BS and all the betting ads break the immersion and enjoyment.
November 21, 2025 at 4:16 AM
I really hate all the sports betting ads. They are nonstop during hockey games. I wonder if the threats increasing is because players aren’t doing something to earn people money on their bets. Instead of just…enjoying the sport.
November 21, 2025 at 3:39 AM
I accidentally woke up our dog by cheering and saying “oh my god no way!” A bit too loudly. What an incredible ending
November 19, 2025 at 2:43 AM
Literally got detention for asking “the wrong questions” in history class about the areas response via Jim Crow laws. (I said something along the lines of “isn’t that just closeted racism instead?”) also received a lot of bullying for living in “the wrong part” of town. People should open their eyes
November 17, 2025 at 8:09 PM
Lived in both north and south. I’m from the Midwest, but did a lot of late schooling (5-12th & uni) in the south and my experience even at school I remember to be weird to me. example: no one would hang out with people outside their own race unless they were on a team or group (like band) together.
November 17, 2025 at 8:05 PM
I don’t want to like this, so I will comment to say I love that you post these for us. Especially on days I can’t watch for various reasons. I’m watching tonight, but ugh
November 12, 2025 at 12:26 AM
Eventually a flat bed tow truck came to tow it off, but that was the most entertaining week we had. We made up entire stories to each other about why and how it went from only one tire missing to all four over a weeks time.
November 7, 2025 at 6:17 PM
I’m sorry this happened to you! I’m glad you found some humor in it. Reminds me of the time during lockdowns that my spouse and I watched an ongoing saga of a car missing tires. One day it was only missing one tire. Woke up a few days later and 2 tires were gone. Then a third. And finally a 4th.
November 7, 2025 at 6:15 PM