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@cerby.dev
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They/Them | 30s | Kaw / Indigenous | Enby

I have a strange ability to break software in ways that aren't expected. Love learning new things.

Go Leafs Go!

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Profile photo: Beaux (our dog)
Profile banner: Kraken vs Leafs game 2024.
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I love that usually the Leafs game is on and immediately after will be the Kraken game. On the days both games happen to start at the same time I have to get creative.

#LeafsForever #releasethekraken
In the foreground is a laptop on a small table with the Seattle Kraken vs Detroit Redwings hockey game playing. In the background on a desk against the wall is a larger computer monitor with the Toronto Maple Leafs vs St. Louis Blues hockey game playing.
November 19, 2025 at 12:25 AM
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Beaux is only 11 pounds and yet manages to claim two couch cushions in such a cute way that we would be awful people to disturb him and use “our” couch (we all know he owns everything here).

I can’t believe he will be 14 years old this December! Love this little guy so much.
A small black Yorkie mix sleeps soundly on a couch. He lays on his side with his little belly exposed, legs stretched out, tongue sticking out, and body stretched between two couch cushions. A vibrant orange thin blanket is behind his head.
August 24, 2025 at 8:31 PM
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As promised:
A small turnip keychain
A hilariously lopsided corgi
And a smaller version of vlad the kraken from the woobles (I have the glow in the dark set one from them and used the same pattern but smaller thread in Seattle Kraken colors).
Arranged on a couch cushion from left to right: A small lopsided crocheted corgi with a red collar. A crocheted turnip keychain with three green leaves on top and a smiling face added to the front of the turnip. A small crocheted kraken in light sea blue and dark blue colors to mimic the Seattle Kraken hockey team colors for away games. A low-light photo of a small crocheted kraken from the woobles company. The crochet piece glows in the dark and puts off light green and yellow light from the yarn.
August 10, 2025 at 7:38 AM
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@lastweektonight.com Since John Oliver loves rats (specifically Brian Swords, Stay Up Late. 1992.) I think he'd love the drama over the Hot Rat Summer mosaic in Seattle's Capital Hill. Someone dressed in a rat costume went to a city council meeting to protest them covering the art repeatedly.
Two images side by side. The left is a photo of the mural "Hot Rat Summer" in Seattle, Washington's Capital Hill neighborhood. It is a mosaic by an unknown artist of a rat standing in grass with a light blue sky behind them. Behind the head of the rat is the sun, with white and black rays coming out from the top, like a halo effect usually portrayed in religious art. In front of the rat is a heart. (Not shown: Below the rat it says "Hot Rat Summer" on the mosaic) The right image is a photo of a person in a costume full of air that is a light blue rat with white fingerless gloves and a makeshift halo standing at a microphone and speaking at Seattle's city council meeting.
August 4, 2025 at 8:18 AM
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There are some cool leather foldable bowl-type things for this so they aren’t damaged
A leather hexagon bowl-shaped dice tray with buttons on the exterior that can be undone so the bowl becomes flat and is easily packable into a bag.
May 30, 2025 at 1:33 AM
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Please observe this very cute little man who decided to show his face from under the blanket.
A small black dog is sitting up and covered with a white blanket. The blanket covers everything except his face. The dogs eyes are looking up in stereotypical “puppy dog eyes” and the very tip of his pink tongue pokes out of the end of his snout.
May 19, 2025 at 2:35 AM
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Probably an unpopular opinion, but I truly think a game 7 in Florida would have been easier for the Leafs. They feed off the crowd's energy. Not saying the crowd shouldn't be upset right now, just saying that the mental game for the Leafs would have been better in Florida.
a screenshot of Discord chat from 16:08 pacific time that says: mom: Are you nervous yet? me: a little, yeah. I'm actually more nervous about the crowd than the game because of how shitty the crowd can be, I think a game 7 would have been easier in florida almost
May 19, 2025 at 2:02 AM
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OMG I love them! So adorable!

Here's Beaux with a new treat ball we got him recently (we freeze some goodies and he rolls the ball all around the place trying to get it out lol)
Looking up from a wooden floor at a small black dog who is licking a green rubber ball with a hole in the middle of it full of frozen treats.
April 30, 2025 at 2:00 AM
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Who's crying now?
Washington Capitals player Tom Wilson making a fake crying face toward a Montreal Habs player in a mocking way. The Capitals went on to lose the game 3 to 6.
April 26, 2025 at 2:02 AM
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What if Bettman told all the refs to be harder on Canadian teams because the US is still salty about the 4 Nations playoffs? Conspiracy theory time.
Conspiracy charlie meme. A man in khaki pants and a light colored button up shirt with a tie stand and look near someone beside the camera. One arm is against a board that is filled with papers and red marker lines that link a bunch of things together.
March 31, 2025 at 2:33 AM
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Why must you do this to me, Casey?! I am only pretending to be exasperated, I've been in a Diablo kind of mood for a while, but old Diablo, so this is perfect. Thank you for the rec!
A screenshot of one transaction on a steam transaction history page. In the first line it has a hyperlink saying "Problem with a transaction? Select it below to get help." The second line shows the names of the columns of information, only two are shown in the screenshot: "Date" and "Items" The third line shows the date of "Mar 28, 2025" and the item is the "Tower of Kalemonvo" game.
March 28, 2025 at 8:33 PM
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I woke up the dog by yelling excitedly about that goal lol. Oops. Luckily my spouse is already awake or I'd be in a lot more trouble. Treats shall be provided as an apology to the ol' man.
A small, black, white, and rusty red colored long-haired dog lays on a floofy white blanket. His tongue is sticking out a little and creating a "blep" as he looks at the camera, judging the photo taker for being awake.
March 28, 2025 at 5:09 AM
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Literally my message about this to my mother in law lol
March 28, 2025 at 4:02 AM
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Stolarz is in the house! #GoLeafsGo #LeafsForever #LeafsAtKraken
Hockey goalie Stolarz for Toronto Maple Leafs standing near center ice during warmups for the Seattle Kraken versus Toronto Maple Leafs game.
February 7, 2025 at 2:39 AM
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@bicenntialcusper.bsky.social I just finished the derpy dog! (Also I relate to avoiding weaving in the ends, it’s my least favorite thing to do!)
A front view of a small crochet corgi with a very crooked face. The dog is crocheted in light brown and has a white streak down its forehead, a white muzzle and lower face, as well as a white chest. The corgi has a red crochet collar and a red, green, and gold bow on the front with a gold bell dangling from the bow. A side view of the same crochet corgi project as from the previous photo. The dog is crocheted in light brown and has a white streak down its forehead, a white muzzle and lower face, as well as a white chest. The corgi has a red crochet collar and a red, green, and gold bow on the front with a gold bell dangling from the bow. It has a small tail slightly curled.
January 21, 2025 at 8:28 AM
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According to Trump's own definition, since gonads don't form until weeks later, every single person on this planet is a female! Hello fellow lesbians!

(please excuse the fact that I'm attempting to have humor or else my non-binary self would be crying about today right now)
a screenshot of one of Trump's orders from whitehouse.gov that says: "(d) "Female" means a person belonging, at conception, to the sex that produces the large reproductive cell." The words "at conception" are highlighted in blue.
January 21, 2025 at 4:05 AM
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You mean what they do when they're in charge like this?
meme format: Four images, all with text at the top of each and below the text is a plane with various slogans painted on their sides and the planes are dropping bombs. Top left image: Text reads "Bush in office" Plane has "United we stand" painted on the side. Top right image: Text reads "Obama in office" Plane has "Forward" painted on the side and a rainbow flag painted on the tail. Bottom left image: Text reads "Trump in office" Plane has "Make America Great Again" painted on the sides and a blue lives matter / thin blue line flag stripes painted on the tail. Bottom right image: Text reads "Biden in office" Plane has "Yes we can" painted on the side and a rainbow flag painted on the tail.
January 15, 2025 at 8:47 AM
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Meme format. Top image has two cue cards. The left card says "Republican" and the right card says "Democrat" on it. Below the cards reads "Corporate needs you to find the differences between this picture and this picture." The bottom image is of a woman in business attire staring at the camera with a look as if they are unimpressed. At the bottom of that is text that reads "They're the same picture."
January 15, 2025 at 8:40 AM
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Day 3’s progress.

Didn’t get as much done today as I wanted to, but still managed to make SOME progress! Ran some errands this morning and had 6 hours of hockey games to be distracted through (Leafs and Kraken back to back).

Beaux decided he would be in the photo again.
A black, blue, and white Celtic stitch crochet piece laid out on a couch cushion. To the right is a small pile of a brown and white blanket. On top of the blanket is a small medium-hair black dog who is laid out on their side and having a very great nap. The crochet piece is partially covered by an ear from the dog and is approximately 6 inches longer than the length of the dog from head to tail as he naps.
January 5, 2025 at 6:49 AM
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Day 2’s progress. Haven’t lost my mind quite yet - and now I can even watch a show without thinking too much. However, my fingertips are a bit angry lol.

Bonus: dog included in the photo “for scale.”
A black, blue, and white Celtic stitch crochet piece laid out on a couch cushion. To the right is a small pile of a brown and white blanket. On top of the blanket is a small medium-hair black dog who is laid out on their side and having a very great nap. The crochet piece is slightly longer than the length of the dog from head to tail.
January 4, 2025 at 6:16 AM
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Follow along with me as I lose my mind making this center piece for a Maple Leafs themed scarf I want to make.

#LeafsForever
A section of crochet for a scarf. The piece is rectangular and in a Celtic pattern with three colors of black, blue, and white. The piece is unfinished and still has a crochet hook attached to it. The in-progress piece rests on a grey cushion.
January 3, 2025 at 7:20 AM
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Our little ol' man just turned 13 years old today. He's been an absolute joy to have in our lives so we made him birthday cake and went to a few local-run pet stores to get his birthday goodies. He made an absolute mess out of his cake and gelato, but we wouldn't have it any other way.
A small shaggy black dog standing on a floofy, square dog bed with a red blanket on top of it. On top of the blanket is an assortment of dog treats, a few squeaky dog toys, a new mold to make pupsicles in, and a "Happy Birthday" hat. In front of the dog bed is a plate with a round, homemade birthday cake for the dog. In the foreground being held up is a small, round, metallic plate with a scoop of gelato on one half and a small cut of homemade birthday cake on the other half. Staring, longingly, at the plate from the background is a small shaggy black dog. He eyes the food with extreme focus.
December 7, 2024 at 11:09 PM
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It's our doggo's 12th birthday today, so we took him out to pick out a new toy, but he also made off with a bunch of treats, and some peanut butter and banana dog gelato.
A small black dog sitting in the front passenger seat of a car and looking up at the camera with a stuffed otter toy sitting next to them
December 8, 2023 at 4:40 AM
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I finally have something to contribute to the silly little guys! Been learning to crochet lately and made a small stuffed Cerberus for my desk.
A small black crocheted stuffed single-headed Cerberus with a crochet bowl and bone in front of it.
December 4, 2023 at 5:15 PM
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According to Google Translate (where the link takes me), it means...you guessed it...BEAR SEX
A screenshot of translate.google.com saying that "BEAR SEX" is written in English and translates to "BEAR SEX" in English. The option for "Look at details" was selected under the translation and shows "No details found for "BEAR SEX""
August 12, 2023 at 2:43 AM