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They/Them | 30s | Kaw / Indigenous | Enby

I have a strange ability to break software in ways that aren't expected. Love learning new things.

Go Leafs Go!

❤ @auralytical.dev
Profile photo: Beaux (our dog)
Profile banner: Kraken vs Leafs game 2024.
I love that usually the Leafs game is on and immediately after will be the Kraken game. On the days both games happen to start at the same time I have to get creative.

#LeafsForever #releasethekraken
November 19, 2025 at 12:25 AM
Beaux is only 11 pounds and yet manages to claim two couch cushions in such a cute way that we would be awful people to disturb him and use “our” couch (we all know he owns everything here).

I can’t believe he will be 14 years old this December! Love this little guy so much.
August 24, 2025 at 8:31 PM
As promised:
A small turnip keychain
A hilariously lopsided corgi
And a smaller version of vlad the kraken from the woobles (I have the glow in the dark set one from them and used the same pattern but smaller thread in Seattle Kraken colors).
August 10, 2025 at 7:38 AM
@lastweektonight.com Since John Oliver loves rats (specifically Brian Swords, Stay Up Late. 1992.) I think he'd love the drama over the Hot Rat Summer mosaic in Seattle's Capital Hill. Someone dressed in a rat costume went to a city council meeting to protest them covering the art repeatedly.
August 4, 2025 at 8:18 AM
There are some cool leather foldable bowl-type things for this so they aren’t damaged
May 30, 2025 at 1:33 AM
Please observe this very cute little man who decided to show his face from under the blanket.
May 19, 2025 at 2:35 AM
Probably an unpopular opinion, but I truly think a game 7 in Florida would have been easier for the Leafs. They feed off the crowd's energy. Not saying the crowd shouldn't be upset right now, just saying that the mental game for the Leafs would have been better in Florida.
May 19, 2025 at 2:02 AM
OMG I love them! So adorable!

Here's Beaux with a new treat ball we got him recently (we freeze some goodies and he rolls the ball all around the place trying to get it out lol)
April 30, 2025 at 2:00 AM
Who's crying now?
April 26, 2025 at 2:02 AM
What if Bettman told all the refs to be harder on Canadian teams because the US is still salty about the 4 Nations playoffs? Conspiracy theory time.
March 31, 2025 at 2:33 AM
Why must you do this to me, Casey?! I am only pretending to be exasperated, I've been in a Diablo kind of mood for a while, but old Diablo, so this is perfect. Thank you for the rec!
March 28, 2025 at 8:33 PM
I woke up the dog by yelling excitedly about that goal lol. Oops. Luckily my spouse is already awake or I'd be in a lot more trouble. Treats shall be provided as an apology to the ol' man.
March 28, 2025 at 5:09 AM
Literally my message about this to my mother in law lol
March 28, 2025 at 4:02 AM
Stolarz is in the house! #GoLeafsGo #LeafsForever #LeafsAtKraken
February 7, 2025 at 2:39 AM
@bicenntialcusper.bsky.social I just finished the derpy dog! (Also I relate to avoiding weaving in the ends, it’s my least favorite thing to do!)
January 21, 2025 at 8:28 AM
According to Trump's own definition, since gonads don't form until weeks later, every single person on this planet is a female! Hello fellow lesbians!

(please excuse the fact that I'm attempting to have humor or else my non-binary self would be crying about today right now)
January 21, 2025 at 4:05 AM
You mean what they do when they're in charge like this?
January 15, 2025 at 8:47 AM
January 15, 2025 at 8:40 AM
Day 3’s progress.

Didn’t get as much done today as I wanted to, but still managed to make SOME progress! Ran some errands this morning and had 6 hours of hockey games to be distracted through (Leafs and Kraken back to back).

Beaux decided he would be in the photo again.
January 5, 2025 at 6:49 AM
Day 2’s progress. Haven’t lost my mind quite yet - and now I can even watch a show without thinking too much. However, my fingertips are a bit angry lol.

Bonus: dog included in the photo “for scale.”
January 4, 2025 at 6:16 AM
Follow along with me as I lose my mind making this center piece for a Maple Leafs themed scarf I want to make.

#LeafsForever
January 3, 2025 at 7:20 AM
Our little ol' man just turned 13 years old today. He's been an absolute joy to have in our lives so we made him birthday cake and went to a few local-run pet stores to get his birthday goodies. He made an absolute mess out of his cake and gelato, but we wouldn't have it any other way.
December 7, 2024 at 11:09 PM
It's our doggo's 12th birthday today, so we took him out to pick out a new toy, but he also made off with a bunch of treats, and some peanut butter and banana dog gelato.
December 8, 2023 at 4:40 AM
I finally have something to contribute to the silly little guys! Been learning to crochet lately and made a small stuffed Cerberus for my desk.
December 4, 2023 at 5:15 PM
According to Google Translate (where the link takes me), it means...you guessed it...BEAR SEX
August 12, 2023 at 2:43 AM