august
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chicano. recent orphan and annoying about it. mostly over at twitter
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[guy who’s spent the past 72 hours watching videos on Gnosticism]: gonna be a huge year for Gnosticism I think
January 14, 2026 at 1:21 AM
[guy who’s spent the past 72 hours watching videos on Gnosticism]: gonna be a huge year for Gnosticism I think
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Dogbert weighing Scott Adams’ heart against a feather
January 13, 2026 at 6:05 PM
Dogbert weighing Scott Adams’ heart against a feather
canvassing... these are everywhere rn
January 13, 2026 at 11:23 PM
canvassing... these are everywhere rn
never thought i'd see this genre of fandom lying in a world where you can easily verify these kinds of things. the spirit of msscribe lives on
Kinda surprised to see so many people uncritically sharing this story in which
- non gay bar in Salt Lake City hosts a Heated Rivalry watch party on a random Thursday, two weeks after the season finale
- there’s somehow only one man in this non gay bar on this random Thursday night for this party
- non gay bar in Salt Lake City hosts a Heated Rivalry watch party on a random Thursday, two weeks after the season finale
- there’s somehow only one man in this non gay bar on this random Thursday night for this party
January 13, 2026 at 10:00 PM
never thought i'd see this genre of fandom lying in a world where you can easily verify these kinds of things. the spirit of msscribe lives on
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did it in four words hemmingway
December 9, 2025 at 10:15 PM
did it in four words hemmingway
huoshan huangcha got here and now i wait for this migraine to bloom so i can nuke it with a sumatriptan
December 10, 2025 at 12:23 AM
huoshan huangcha got here and now i wait for this migraine to bloom so i can nuke it with a sumatriptan
some updates for the like two of you i check up on here:
i go by he/him now
my dad died two months ago out of nowhere
i still go on a lot of little walks
i need to think of a new name
i go by he/him now
my dad died two months ago out of nowhere
i still go on a lot of little walks
i need to think of a new name
September 2, 2025 at 10:53 PM
some updates for the like two of you i check up on here:
i go by he/him now
my dad died two months ago out of nowhere
i still go on a lot of little walks
i need to think of a new name
i go by he/him now
my dad died two months ago out of nowhere
i still go on a lot of little walks
i need to think of a new name
my (regular mormon-level insane and not insane-aunt-level insane) aunt is coming to visit and she might be bringing my shitty aunt back to the house for good but my father and i were talking about how bad that would be and he described the recent household atmosphere as, and i quote, "so kickback"
March 1, 2025 at 10:12 PM
my (regular mormon-level insane and not insane-aunt-level insane) aunt is coming to visit and she might be bringing my shitty aunt back to the house for good but my father and i were talking about how bad that would be and he described the recent household atmosphere as, and i quote, "so kickback"
my dad is falling down a cancer woo medicine spiral but it's so materially harmless that i'm like... okay dad drink as much expensive internet matcha as you want. do you want my supplier. i have a little whisk
February 7, 2025 at 11:29 PM
my dad is falling down a cancer woo medicine spiral but it's so materially harmless that i'm like... okay dad drink as much expensive internet matcha as you want. do you want my supplier. i have a little whisk
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it is nice to be so politely welcomed to the jungle even if the conditions here are suboptimal
February 7, 2025 at 7:36 PM
it is nice to be so politely welcomed to the jungle even if the conditions here are suboptimal
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Pleased to report that smoking a joint and taking a bath while listening to A Perfect Circle's Mer de Noms still kicks ass
January 29, 2025 at 12:41 AM
Pleased to report that smoking a joint and taking a bath while listening to A Perfect Circle's Mer de Noms still kicks ass
i love to pass beneath ｔｈｅ ｌｅｍｏｎ ａｒｃｈ on my way home
January 4, 2025 at 11:10 PM
i love to pass beneath ｔｈｅ ｌｅｍｏｎ ａｒｃｈ on my way home
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is die hard a christmas movie, is a hot dog a sandwich, should i kill myself in front of you to purposefully cause lifelong trauma
December 15, 2024 at 7:39 PM
is die hard a christmas movie, is a hot dog a sandwich, should i kill myself in front of you to purposefully cause lifelong trauma
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They’re gonna put the shooter’s picture up on the wall at Buca di Beppo
December 9, 2024 at 7:58 PM
They’re gonna put the shooter’s picture up on the wall at Buca di Beppo
godmother-aunt invited me to her deutscheklasse xmas party and i'm nervous, i think everyone there is like borderline fluent but the best i can do is recite some fraulein wunder songs from back when i was studying it 😭
December 7, 2024 at 8:06 PM
godmother-aunt invited me to her deutscheklasse xmas party and i'm nervous, i think everyone there is like borderline fluent but the best i can do is recite some fraulein wunder songs from back when i was studying it 😭
i got into a really narsty fight with my aunt today and it took everything in me to not be like "your daughter came up to me and apologized TO me FOR you" i suffer like christ under these indignities 😔
December 7, 2024 at 1:38 AM
i got into a really narsty fight with my aunt today and it took everything in me to not be like "your daughter came up to me and apologized TO me FOR you" i suffer like christ under these indignities 😔
the boys are fightiiiiing
December 6, 2024 at 12:20 AM
the boys are fightiiiiing
my spotify wrapped never brought up that period of like three weeks i spent listening solely to sympathy is a knife on repeat so i think it's fake
December 5, 2024 at 6:49 PM
my spotify wrapped never brought up that period of like three weeks i spent listening solely to sympathy is a knife on repeat so i think it's fake
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i'm part of the unrepentant flops starter pack
November 26, 2024 at 3:51 AM
i'm part of the unrepentant flops starter pack