apply to foster your own children - problem solved! /s

I currently read this one to my 2 yr old nephew and just learned that they’re writing a “sequel”

You lost me at “unhealthy relationship with burritos” . . . does not compute

Don’t ever eat an expensive chocolate after eating a cheap piece of chocolate. You will absolutely taste the difference.

and See’s chocolate is worth the price 😊

Hey, Kar! Cathy Fink has a song just for you!

US shipping prices have been steadily climbing for the past decade as the PTB have been quietly dismantling the US postal service infrastructure. They prefer to run it as a business instead of the service that it is and always has been

Too easy. You just have to sing to Sweetums and he falls down unconscious

Smoky is still out there on billboards and signs, but I don’t think I’ve seen Woodsy since I was a kid. And now I’ve got the Give a Hoot Don’t pollute jingle in my head 😄

I see people throwing themselves in front of armored feds on the streets. People pushing to get close to Broadview ICE to stop the evil horrors inside & out. Regular people are throwing themselves into the path of danger daily & their reward is to have their health care taken away by rich cowards

👀 he’s everywhere

Still do!

What voodoo is this?

I work for the agency formally known as the department of defense & about 15 years ago we were instructed to answer the phone: “how may I serve you?”

Years ago I tried to sneak a second black cat into the house thinking my mom wouldn’t notice. She knew right away it was not the same cat 😄

A friend of mine who worked at Safeway in the early 2000s was sent to special training because she didn’t smile enough 🙄