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Brenton Clark
@celticwnb.bsky.social
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he/him. likes taking long walks and not getting hit by cars. occasionally funny.
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The Station at Columbia City now makes my favorite breakfast sandwich, since Bang Bang Kitchen doesn’t do its breakfast torta anymore.
A breakfast sandwich on an English muffin. Visible are egg, cheese, and an ungodly pile of bacon.
November 9, 2025 at 7:03 PM
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🎶 And we will walk down to 🎶
Picture of a sign for “Teriyaki Avenue”
October 23, 2025 at 6:02 PM
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Without downloading new pics, what is it like dating you?
Picture of a slide show with the text “be nice even if it is useless”
October 22, 2025 at 8:40 PM
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@finchfrii.bsky.social here come the mailers! Eddie Lin sure likes fold outs!
Political mailer for Eddie Lin for Seattle City Council Political mailer for Eddie Lin for Seattle City Council Political mailer for Eddie Lin for Seattle City Council
October 22, 2025 at 7:59 PM
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We have reached the “locking up the ice cream at grocer stores” stage of capitalism
Picture of ice cream freezer shelf at a grocery store with a lock on the door
October 21, 2025 at 11:01 PM
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Really curious to know who is behind this “WA bikes PAC” that thinks Bruce “I won’t lead with bikes” Harrell is the best choice for Seattle Mayor.
cc: @finchfrii.bsky.social
Picture of a political mailer Picture of a political mailer
October 18, 2025 at 2:27 AM
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Spotted in Columbia City 😂
Vote for @wilsonforseattle.bsky.social for #SEAmayor
Picture of a sticker of Seattle Mayor Bruce Harrell with a clown wig and nose and the caption “now is not the time for hope” a quotation from a recent mayoral debate
October 17, 2025 at 8:22 PM
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Let’s fucking do this, Seattle! Vote for @wilsonforseattle.bsky.social
Erika Evans
Dionne Foster
@alexis4seattle.bsky.social
@linforseattle.bsky.social
#SEAelex
Picture of a ballot with votes for Katie Wilson for Mayor, Erika Evans for City Attorney, and Eddie Lin, Alexis Mercedes Rinck, and Dionne Foster for City Council.
October 17, 2025 at 12:44 AM
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@sound-transit.bsky.social would never
Image of the blue line train schedule in Chicago, showing train frequencies as often as every 2 or 3 minutes during rush hour, and a standard of every 6 minutes during the day both weekdays and on Saturdays.
October 16, 2025 at 10:18 PM
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A picture of Microsoft's Clippy, a paperclip with eyes and eyebrows, over a sheet of yellow lined paper. The caption reads, "Hi! It looks like you're trying to make a baseball team logo. Do you need help?"
September 28, 2025 at 11:46 PM
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A picture of Bart Simpson, wearing an orange shirt, sitting in a purple car. A caption says, "what an odd thing to say"
September 26, 2025 at 10:56 PM
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Sara Nelson be like
Image of Willem Dafoe playing Norman Osborne in Spiderman, wearing a suit and tie, with the caption "You know...I'm something of an anti-fascist myself"
September 16, 2025 at 8:27 PM
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September 7, 2025 at 8:29 PM
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Again baffled by the attack ads trying to paint @wilsonforseattle.bsky.social as an angry Sawant-like bomb thrower when she’s such an adorkable nerd
September 7, 2025 at 7:59 PM
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Waiting for @wilsonforseattle.bsky.social down at the waterfront to the strains of some Gen X caterwauling
Picture of a Statue of Liberty puppet at the Seattle Waterfront
September 7, 2025 at 7:14 PM
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What I woke up to this morning. @cmsaranelson.bsky.social @councilmember-amr.bsky.social @cmmarksolomon.bsky.social how many collisions, injuries, and deaths are necessary before Seattle gets serious about excessive speed on MLK? We need urgent action to slow drivers.
Car with major front end damage from a collision at MLK Blvd and S Alaska St in Seattle. A police vehicle with lights flashing off to the side.
September 3, 2025 at 4:27 PM
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@seattle.carinbikelane.com S Alaska St at 32nd Ave S. Saturday 8/23 at 240pm.
A Beacon Plumbing truck parked in a bike lane on S Alaska St in Columbia City
August 23, 2025 at 9:41 PM
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My 3yo niece, apparently unprompted, organized all her shoes like this and counted them all. 🤩
August 20, 2025 at 5:47 PM
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Seriously, what was the vision here? 🧐
Picture of the waterfront boardwalk in Seattle with my size 10.5 foot for perspective. The walkway is barely wide enough for two people to pass each other, let alone someone using a wheelchair.
August 15, 2025 at 6:14 PM
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@qagggy.bsky.social may be a croissant connoisseur but I always go for crumpets when I visit the Market
Two crumpets from The Crumpet Shop at Pike Place Market in Seattle. On the left is a lemon curd and ricotta crumpet, sweet and tart. On the right is a smoked salmon cream cheese and cucumber crumpet, rich with umami.
August 15, 2025 at 4:47 PM
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My apartment has those swing out windows and I was very leery, but the rental agent said they had inserts that would work. Took that on faith and it has worked all right. One didn’t fit the window fully, though, and their fix was…creative?
Window with management provided a/c insert Window with management provided a/c insert that doesn’t fully fit the window, with jury rigged foam inserts to block the gaps
August 8, 2025 at 12:03 AM
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#fucktheBlueAngels
#BlueAngelsoutofSeattle
#NoBlueAngelsatSeaFair
A No Parking sign in Columbia City for Sea Fair. Someone pasted a statement over it saying “Thr Blue Angels killed my dog!”
August 1, 2025 at 8:13 PM
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Got a couple mailers from @nathanrouse.bsky.social 🙌🏼
Nathan Rouse for City Attorney campaign mailer Nathan Rouse for City Attorney campaign mailer Nathan Rouse for City Attorney campaign mailer Nathan Rouse for City Attorney campaign mailer
July 30, 2025 at 10:25 PM
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This mailer for Eddie Lin is notable for me because it’s the first thing I’ve seen in the D2 race resembling an attack ad.
cc @finchfrii.bsky.social #SEAelex
Eddie Lin for District 2 campaign mailer Eddie Lin for District 2 campaign mailer Eddie Lin for District 2 campaign mailer
July 30, 2025 at 9:46 PM
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Been rewatching LOST and just got to the Nikki and Paulo episode
Image from the Fallout franchise with the text "Everyone disliked that"
July 25, 2025 at 3:09 AM