Chris Devine
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Chris Devine
@celtichris.bsky.social
I collect things: fountain pens, vinyl records, musical instruments, Nixon watches, hopeless causes ...
I make things: Music, bad jokes, unnecessary 3D-printed plastic objects, connections between historical precedent and current events.
I hope.
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Just every time you see one of these motherfuckers on tv talking about the "most dangerous cities" in America, replace dangerous with black and you'll understand what they're saying.
August 12, 2025 at 9:55 PM
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May 4, 2025 at 8:25 PM
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January 22, 2025 at 7:31 PM
I’m not sure I’m ready for the dumpster that 2025 promises to be. And yet I must gird my loins for the fights ahead. I shall commence girding forthwith.
December 31, 2024 at 11:17 PM
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Strange that the Far Right, which so vehemently opposes same sex marriage, suddenly finds itself in the position of having two daddies....
December 25, 2024 at 2:54 AM
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Good morning, Bluesky. Would your day be improved with a version of "Everybody Wants to Rule the World" sung in Latin? Perhaps!

youtu.be/Xtt78SW-mgg
Everybody wants to rule the world cover in Classical Latin (SOFTBARDCORE)
YouTube video by the_miracle_aligner
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December 19, 2024 at 2:04 PM
I often have this thought, but worry it makes me some kind of curmudgeon …
LEAD SINGER: make some noise!!!!

ME: ok I think there may be a little confusion about who here is responsible for what
November 29, 2024 at 8:43 PM
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Great for the Holidays
November 28, 2024 at 1:06 PM
Do. Not. Obey. In. Advance.😡
The moral of the story, kids: It’s fine to try to stop the peaceful transfer of power and incite a mob to storm the Capitol and do all you can to overturn an election as long as you run again and win 🇺🇸
November 25, 2024 at 11:30 PM
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This joke is DOA. #CorgiCrew #VioletHasJokes
November 12, 2024 at 1:52 PM
This seems like as good a place to start as anywhere ... 10 bands to get to know me:
Spandau Ballet
Pet Shop Boys
The Weakerthans
Old Blind Dogs
Boris Grebenshikov / Akvarium
Gary Numan
Silly Wizard
Marillion
Dan Fogelberg
Patty Larkin

Hello, world!
November 15, 2024 at 9:57 PM