MicroBlogganism
@cellsareneat.bsky.social
Superellipsoid of goo with ADHD and an MSc in cell biology, amateur necro-alectryomancer, 'biology autocorrect', and maker of (very) bad niche jokes. He/Him
Made this. No, I won't explain why.
August 22, 2025 at 7:46 PM
Made this. No, I won't explain why.
Hot thermal signatures in your area!
July 25, 2025 at 9:40 PM
Hot thermal signatures in your area!
Her own source disagrees with her on ADHD and autism.. pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/31577342/
July 21, 2025 at 6:17 PM
Her own source disagrees with her on ADHD and autism.. pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/31577342/
Aaaaand there it is lol
July 16, 2025 at 6:59 AM
Aaaaand there it is lol
Damn, can't believe this is how we find out that something like 20 states and territories are no longer part of the US. But good for them honestly.
June 5, 2025 at 7:54 PM
Damn, can't believe this is how we find out that something like 20 states and territories are no longer part of the US. But good for them honestly.
We asked the predictive text machine to predict text for us and it predicted scary text and made us pee our pants, so clearly we are very smart and should get more money to make it predict less scary text
May 26, 2025 at 5:04 PM
We asked the predictive text machine to predict text for us and it predicted scary text and made us pee our pants, so clearly we are very smart and should get more money to make it predict less scary text
I would love to hear how this plant is vital for national security interests of the US..
April 22, 2025 at 12:06 PM
I would love to hear how this plant is vital for national security interests of the US..
This is just eugenetics, but pretending genetics aren't involved so people don't notice it's eugenetics
April 16, 2025 at 7:56 PM
This is just eugenetics, but pretending genetics aren't involved so people don't notice it's eugenetics
First little friend of the year! That's how you know it's spring
April 12, 2025 at 7:34 PM
First little friend of the year! That's how you know it's spring
Behold, a jellyfish!
April 8, 2025 at 5:08 PM
Behold, a jellyfish!
With no context or further explanation, I give you the funniest minute of Ancient Aliens. This is when the show peaked as comedy that also makes you angry.
April 6, 2025 at 6:23 PM
With no context or further explanation, I give you the funniest minute of Ancient Aliens. This is when the show peaked as comedy that also makes you angry.
I can't imagine trying to riff on a movie via text to speech. No way of timing it to the clip and no way of doing voices..
March 30, 2025 at 4:56 PM
I can't imagine trying to riff on a movie via text to speech. No way of timing it to the clip and no way of doing voices..
Because nothing makes riffing on movies better than people competing to be funny. You can't make CAH or Quiplash with things that partially relies on timing..
March 30, 2025 at 4:52 PM
Because nothing makes riffing on movies better than people competing to be funny. You can't make CAH or Quiplash with things that partially relies on timing..
Happy equinox Christmas to those who celebrate
March 20, 2025 at 7:26 PM
Happy equinox Christmas to those who celebrate
From the responsible places website..
Pure fucking quackery. This makes zero sense and couldn't possibly do anything to help with ADHD. And therapy and medication not working long term is just a straight up lie.. Fuck this place and the people who run it!
Pure fucking quackery. This makes zero sense and couldn't possibly do anything to help with ADHD. And therapy and medication not working long term is just a straight up lie.. Fuck this place and the people who run it!
March 17, 2025 at 5:35 PM
From the responsible places website..
Pure fucking quackery. This makes zero sense and couldn't possibly do anything to help with ADHD. And therapy and medication not working long term is just a straight up lie.. Fuck this place and the people who run it!
Pure fucking quackery. This makes zero sense and couldn't possibly do anything to help with ADHD. And therapy and medication not working long term is just a straight up lie.. Fuck this place and the people who run it!
I really wanna know what she thinks we should do instead then. If we don't know enough to tell subcategories apart, then we have no choice but to stick to the overall category till we do. We can't split the diagnosis based on knowledge we don't have yet..
March 13, 2025 at 9:55 AM
I really wanna know what she thinks we should do instead then. If we don't know enough to tell subcategories apart, then we have no choice but to stick to the overall category till we do. We can't split the diagnosis based on knowledge we don't have yet..
When I become rich, I won't tell anyone, but there will be signs
February 28, 2025 at 5:49 PM
When I become rich, I won't tell anyone, but there will be signs
Post a meme you made
February 19, 2025 at 6:59 AM
Post a meme you made
I'm once again asking science YouTubers to stop saying you can't see individual atoms with visible light when optical super-resolution microscopy techniques able to do that is very much a thing. You can explain diffraction limits without misinforming your audience..
February 5, 2025 at 5:23 PM
I'm once again asking science YouTubers to stop saying you can't see individual atoms with visible light when optical super-resolution microscopy techniques able to do that is very much a thing. You can explain diffraction limits without misinforming your audience..
To be fair, the authors also don't understand the big bang theory.. Expansion of space time is not the same as explosion. The explanation of how we know about it makes no sense if you tell people it was a litteral bang
January 31, 2025 at 6:39 PM
To be fair, the authors also don't understand the big bang theory.. Expansion of space time is not the same as explosion. The explanation of how we know about it makes no sense if you tell people it was a litteral bang
Fun fact, this little guy glows. Literally. Baby lumpfish are biofluorescent. They glow green when exposed to blue light. They lose this ability as adults, and it's not clear why they have it, but it sure looks cool!
January 19, 2025 at 8:49 AM
Fun fact, this little guy glows. Literally. Baby lumpfish are biofluorescent. They glow green when exposed to blue light. They lose this ability as adults, and it's not clear why they have it, but it sure looks cool!