Sy Richardson, I need you to shoot both of my feet clean off with a Dirty Harry-style Smith & Wesson.

Very glad my parents got me on the Teeth Platinum subscription so I can keep my wisdom teeth into dulthood.

More like VERY NICE! She tells me exactly what I want to hear, which is what I think news is supposed to be.

I've seen a shocking number of vehicles just this week not use their turning signals. And not lifted trucks, either, like a Yaris. How hard is it to take a quarter of a second to flip a little switch in your car?

I also want to not be around anymore.

Will the Chiefs get a Wild Card spot?

One of Kate McKinnon's best SNL characters

I was disappointed me when I first saw it, but with some hindsight, it was obviously 1,000% percent better than a Duel of the Fates redux.

Even better

Very happy that he put Rise of Skywalker at the absolute bottom. Exactly where it belongs.