I used to play so many papa's games for HOURS. Still do. Sometimes you just gotta make some imaginary people some fake burgers.

Larry David is so hot 🥵

I had a massive hot wheels collection as a kid and I loved to set up my little race track thing and shoot them all over the house. my favorite was a little green VW beetle, she had a lot of personality and all the other cars wanted to date her.

I love living in the city, I really do, but when that crisp air first starts, I really wish I had the space for a 12 foot skeleton 😔

I enjoy my pets but I'm definitely not as insane obsessive about cats as some folks are. That being said I'm kinda allergic to them and I don't think it's an adequate excuse to not let your spouse have one, like suck it up brow sometimes your eyes get red and irritated. whatever. quit complaining.

Just saw Lady Gaga doing a pharmaceutical commercial on IG.

she's never going to make a good album again, is she?

reject the grind, embrace 𝓒𝓪𝓻𝓬𝓲𝓷𝓲𝔃𝓪𝓽𝓲𝓸𝓷

Made some homemade chili oil for the first time and the resulting spicy noodles with marinated tofu isn't the most beautiful thing I've made but it was excellent, perfect spice level

listen I had a really shit time in public school. mercilessly bullied, extreme highs and lows with grades, some of the teachers were real shitheads. None of that means that i would have been better off getting taught by my mother. despite how miserable much of it was, it was a proper education

started playing Kentucky Route Zero today and my headphones decided that now is the time to die. the greatest click text whatever game ever made (apparently) is going to have to wait :(

went back to pittsburgh for a visit last weekend and spent some time in the most yinzer-ass sports bar that ever existed. Saw a man in a steelers shirt, steelers hat, steeler-themed nike shoes, and a steelers necklace. Got him mixed up with another guy wearing the same shirt and hat but not necklace