Mounie🌙✨
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There’s no bs when you code. Line 598. That div section is gonna do exactly what it’s told to. Missed one bracket? Welp.

You stick wit it, it sticks with you.
January 15, 2026 at 1:44 AM
My mom nicknamed my friend “boiled beans” (pwa bouyi) aka plant it and nothing grows, since he’s married w/ children …SMH

He gets into an accident, “oo bon, yo sos pwa pwa bouyi laa”. Dark Kreyòl humor is so good
January 13, 2026 at 9:50 PM
….roast the sweet potatoes, put the grouper to bake, prep the okra, keep an eye on the blé. Daughter of the year!

“Please pray over her for this Jezebel spirit to leave her”

Yes.. amen 😑
January 13, 2026 at 8:51 PM
Why pick me out unprovoked to give me loud unsolicited directions on what piece of paper to focus on in a packet, in a zen room full of attendees?

Why was my peace disturbed? Bc now I have to answer 3x that “I know”, “I got it”, “thank you” to validate you… 🥴
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January 13, 2026 at 5:15 PM
🎶🗣️ “first thing Monday morning!”

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Let It Flow - from "Waiting to Exhale" Original Soundtrack
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January 12, 2026 at 4:29 PM
“Sòt pa touye w’, men l’ fè w swe”
(Being an idiot doesn’t kill but makes you sweat)
-Haitian proverb
January 11, 2026 at 5:42 PM
There’s an animal in distress (maybe) wailing in the woods, poor thing.. it cut right through the loud sound of electricity up in here.

Touye m rache m, baz, give me my 617!!!!
January 10, 2026 at 7:48 AM
God, just please send me back as a tree or a rock next time 🙄
January 10, 2026 at 5:53 AM
When that whole screen goes from full to brim with blue to full to brim with grey, it’s time to go to bed!

The R in jugular.
January 10, 2026 at 5:17 AM
69-31% ..like that means anything!!!!!
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January 10, 2026 at 2:35 AM
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He murdered her
January 10, 2026 at 1:11 AM
It’s a weird feeling man. Bussing ass for community… calls, emails, meetings… while you sickos justify breaking it. Like what’s even the point if it keeps getting worse?
January 10, 2026 at 12:30 AM
Oh goodie… I’m saving that in my favorites to flash it at the womb police
January 10, 2026 at 12:12 AM
Accepting you’re the dumb sibling is sooo freeing…
January 9, 2026 at 9:12 PM
Wow who recorded me trying to climb outta this task paralysis?!
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January 9, 2026 at 8:56 PM
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Feels like a good time to stay away from earth but I do accept that all the hospitals are on the surface.
January 9, 2026 at 12:19 AM
The & symbol was used twice in an official post. The comments are quoting George Orwell and (AND) this has been giving Ayn Rand …interesting initials.

All in all, stay in school, do your homework! That got me into advanced and AP English where I was able to read these authors.
January 8, 2026 at 5:33 PM
Who am I but a whimsical space cadet? Idk but be mindful of spices that are in every sauce.

There’s a line thick as bone between ‘multipassionate’ and you think you know every damn thing.

1+1=5? You got it, A+!
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January 6, 2026 at 11:37 AM
And I don’t gatekeep the bs I see in community work to my young friends & mentees.

Wanna lead? Expect people to people and people tf back but most of all, SPEAK UP, don’t just swallow anything.
January 6, 2026 at 11:17 AM
My writing is v rusty & no I’m not writing papers like hot cakes anymore these days but I promise you I’m gonna find a way to express and get us to the point I’m trying to make.

Stick figures, Spanglish, a dash of sass, whatever, we’re gonna get this point across.
January 6, 2026 at 11:11 AM
Learning to sit there and let the ship sink is really a skill.
January 6, 2026 at 11:06 AM
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I’m so over this week, and it’s only Monday.
January 6, 2026 at 5:07 AM
“Hope all is well” and the polite answer is “yes, all is well, blessed to be alive” …because who cares if I’m covered in stress hives after an interesting UNannounced being showed up here today?

Welcome to dystopia, take off your shoes—or don’t bc wtf are rules & laws anyway…
January 6, 2026 at 5:49 AM
Community is powerful bc you can feel defeated, low as dirty this minute and a call or text comes in from someone doing *the* work out here and it’s like.. a gulp of hope you didn’t know you need right when you need it.
January 6, 2026 at 3:32 AM
Quietly dipping my sandwich in sriracha at the café facing the window bc it’s better than witnessing yet another Sunday café date.

Screaming with my eyes, “sweetie he’s lying, give him 6 months!” 💁🏾‍♀️

Enjoy it while it lasts, though. However long that is…
December 28, 2025 at 7:31 PM