If you don’t plow and salt it, the only blue I wanna see out there is the sky unless there was a specific urgent invite.
Know your rights!
Know your rights!
January 17, 2026 at 5:33 AM
If you don’t plow and salt it, the only blue I wanna see out there is the sky unless there was a specific urgent invite.
Know your rights!
Know your rights!
2014 FHD + 4 Your Eyez Only are the top J Cole albums. All this anticipation… We don’t want experimental, we want GOOD BARS & GOOD FLOW!
January 17, 2026 at 5:16 AM
2014 FHD + 4 Your Eyez Only are the top J Cole albums. All this anticipation… We don’t want experimental, we want GOOD BARS & GOOD FLOW!
Hey Google, do I have to walk a dog every single day?
Me introducing it to its uncle:
Me introducing it to its uncle:
January 17, 2026 at 4:08 AM
Hey Google, do I have to walk a dog every single day?
Me introducing it to its uncle:
Me introducing it to its uncle:
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please kiss your pets on the head for me
January 17, 2026 at 1:32 AM
please kiss your pets on the head for me
No crying over spilled milk. Return your glass bottle, though, $3 credit.
a man wearing sunglasses and a black jacket is making a peace sign with his hands
ALT: a man wearing sunglasses and a black jacket is making a peace sign with his hands
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January 17, 2026 at 2:22 AM
No crying over spilled milk. Return your glass bottle, though, $3 credit.
Day 522 of no coconuts in the sun and sand in all the places.
January 17, 2026 at 2:05 AM
Day 522 of no coconuts in the sun and sand in all the places.
Declined a gallery reception this evening. FOMO is for people who don’t value their bed enough. Are you kidding me…. I have grey hairs bye
a cartoon character is laying on a bed with a blanket and a statue .
ALT: a cartoon character is laying on a bed with a blanket and a statue .
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January 17, 2026 at 12:57 AM
Declined a gallery reception this evening. FOMO is for people who don’t value their bed enough. Are you kidding me…. I have grey hairs bye
“Do you…work here?”
“I’m on the board.”
Like that changes the fact that the car can’t be parked in the emergency section by a loading door while ample parking spots are empty?
But it made me happy they were doing their glass bottle return 🫶🏾
You have sense, apply it.
“I’m on the board.”
Like that changes the fact that the car can’t be parked in the emergency section by a loading door while ample parking spots are empty?
But it made me happy they were doing their glass bottle return 🫶🏾
You have sense, apply it.
January 17, 2026 at 12:48 AM
“Do you…work here?”
“I’m on the board.”
Like that changes the fact that the car can’t be parked in the emergency section by a loading door while ample parking spots are empty?
But it made me happy they were doing their glass bottle return 🫶🏾
You have sense, apply it.
“I’m on the board.”
Like that changes the fact that the car can’t be parked in the emergency section by a loading door while ample parking spots are empty?
But it made me happy they were doing their glass bottle return 🫶🏾
You have sense, apply it.
Monologuing mentally about my monologue I need to write. So much to choose from…
I’ll do it for the lamb chops she makes us. One of a kind!!!!
–An Urban Thespian
I’ll do it for the lamb chops she makes us. One of a kind!!!!
–An Urban Thespian
January 17, 2026 at 12:43 AM
Monologuing mentally about my monologue I need to write. So much to choose from…
I’ll do it for the lamb chops she makes us. One of a kind!!!!
–An Urban Thespian
I’ll do it for the lamb chops she makes us. One of a kind!!!!
–An Urban Thespian
There’s no bs when you code. Line 598. That div section is gonna do exactly what it’s told to. Missed one bracket? Welp.
You stick wit it, it sticks with you.
You stick wit it, it sticks with you.
January 15, 2026 at 1:44 AM
There’s no bs when you code. Line 598. That div section is gonna do exactly what it’s told to. Missed one bracket? Welp.
You stick wit it, it sticks with you.
You stick wit it, it sticks with you.
My mom nicknamed my friend “boiled beans” (pwa bouyi) aka plant it and nothing grows, since he’s married w/ children …SMH
He gets into an accident, “oo bon, yo sos pwa pwa bouyi laa”. Dark Kreyòl humor is so good
He gets into an accident, “oo bon, yo sos pwa pwa bouyi laa”. Dark Kreyòl humor is so good
January 13, 2026 at 9:50 PM
My mom nicknamed my friend “boiled beans” (pwa bouyi) aka plant it and nothing grows, since he’s married w/ children …SMH
He gets into an accident, “oo bon, yo sos pwa pwa bouyi laa”. Dark Kreyòl humor is so good
He gets into an accident, “oo bon, yo sos pwa pwa bouyi laa”. Dark Kreyòl humor is so good
….roast the sweet potatoes, put the grouper to bake, prep the okra, keep an eye on the blé. Daughter of the year!
“Please pray over her for this Jezebel spirit to leave her”
Yes.. amen 😑
“Please pray over her for this Jezebel spirit to leave her”
Yes.. amen 😑
January 13, 2026 at 8:51 PM
….roast the sweet potatoes, put the grouper to bake, prep the okra, keep an eye on the blé. Daughter of the year!
“Please pray over her for this Jezebel spirit to leave her”
Yes.. amen 😑
“Please pray over her for this Jezebel spirit to leave her”
Yes.. amen 😑
Why pick me out unprovoked to give me loud unsolicited directions on what piece of paper to focus on in a packet, in a zen room full of attendees?
Why was my peace disturbed? Bc now I have to answer 3x that “I know”, “I got it”, “thank you” to validate you… 🥴
Why was my peace disturbed? Bc now I have to answer 3x that “I know”, “I got it”, “thank you” to validate you… 🥴
a woman in a red shirt is standing in an aisle of a store
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January 13, 2026 at 5:15 PM
Why pick me out unprovoked to give me loud unsolicited directions on what piece of paper to focus on in a packet, in a zen room full of attendees?
Why was my peace disturbed? Bc now I have to answer 3x that “I know”, “I got it”, “thank you” to validate you… 🥴
Why was my peace disturbed? Bc now I have to answer 3x that “I know”, “I got it”, “thank you” to validate you… 🥴
Let It Flow - from "Waiting to Exhale" Original Soundtrack
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January 12, 2026 at 4:29 PM
“Sòt pa touye w’, men l’ fè w swe”
(Being an idiot doesn’t kill but makes you sweat)
-Haitian proverb
(Being an idiot doesn’t kill but makes you sweat)
-Haitian proverb
January 11, 2026 at 5:42 PM
“Sòt pa touye w’, men l’ fè w swe”
(Being an idiot doesn’t kill but makes you sweat)
-Haitian proverb
(Being an idiot doesn’t kill but makes you sweat)
-Haitian proverb
There’s an animal in distress (maybe) wailing in the woods, poor thing.. it cut right through the loud sound of electricity up in here.
Touye m rache m, baz, give me my 617!!!!
Touye m rache m, baz, give me my 617!!!!
January 10, 2026 at 7:48 AM
There’s an animal in distress (maybe) wailing in the woods, poor thing.. it cut right through the loud sound of electricity up in here.
Touye m rache m, baz, give me my 617!!!!
Touye m rache m, baz, give me my 617!!!!
God, just please send me back as a tree or a rock next time 🙄
January 10, 2026 at 5:53 AM
God, just please send me back as a tree or a rock next time 🙄
When that whole screen goes from full to brim with blue to full to brim with grey, it’s time to go to bed!
The R in jugular.
The R in jugular.
January 10, 2026 at 5:17 AM
When that whole screen goes from full to brim with blue to full to brim with grey, it’s time to go to bed!
The R in jugular.
The R in jugular.
69-31% ..like that means anything!!!!!
a woman wearing a white hat and a red shirt is standing in front of a sign that says praise be .
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January 10, 2026 at 2:35 AM
69-31% ..like that means anything!!!!!
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January 10, 2026 at 1:11 AM
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It’s a weird feeling man. Bussing ass for community… calls, emails, meetings… while you sickos justify breaking it. Like what’s even the point if it keeps getting worse?
January 10, 2026 at 12:30 AM
It’s a weird feeling man. Bussing ass for community… calls, emails, meetings… while you sickos justify breaking it. Like what’s even the point if it keeps getting worse?
Oh goodie… I’m saving that in my favorites to flash it at the womb police
January 10, 2026 at 12:12 AM
Oh goodie… I’m saving that in my favorites to flash it at the womb police
Accepting you’re the dumb sibling is sooo freeing…
January 9, 2026 at 9:12 PM
Accepting you’re the dumb sibling is sooo freeing…
Wow who recorded me trying to climb outta this task paralysis?!
a brown and white dog is looking out of a doorway with a broom in front of it
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January 9, 2026 at 8:56 PM
Wow who recorded me trying to climb outta this task paralysis?!
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Feels like a good time to stay away from earth but I do accept that all the hospitals are on the surface.
January 9, 2026 at 12:19 AM
Feels like a good time to stay away from earth but I do accept that all the hospitals are on the surface.