Celestial Bagel
@celestialbagel.bsky.social
He/They. Cis man. 40 years old. Polyam. Lover of history, ttrpg, story telling, video games, cinephile, being outdoors.Trying this space out, looking to make friends, be a flirt, and share some dope memes
Y'all...my wife just made a honey patch Squatch soup with Parmesan, crispy bacon, black garlic and laoganma 🤤🤤🤤
Y'all...YALL!!!
Thank you so much @childlessgambino.bsky.social
I love you!!!
Y'all...YALL!!!
Thank you so much @childlessgambino.bsky.social
I love you!!!
November 11, 2025 at 2:41 AM
Y'all...my wife just made a honey patch Squatch soup with Parmesan, crispy bacon, black garlic and laoganma 🤤🤤🤤
Y'all...YALL!!!
Thank you so much @childlessgambino.bsky.social
I love you!!!
Y'all...YALL!!!
Thank you so much @childlessgambino.bsky.social
I love you!!!
I can't stop laughing at this 🤣
Oh god! 😭
Oh god! 😭
November 4, 2025 at 11:52 PM
I can't stop laughing at this 🤣
Oh god! 😭
Oh god! 😭
Ok but what if we convince him it exists and he'll get there by doing some Scrooge level shit and then when the next stroke takes him out we can all have a good laugh and marginally better health insurance?
Trump: "I don't think there's anything that's gonna get me in heaven. I think I'm not maybe heaven bound. I may be in heaven right now as we fly on Air Force One. I'm not sure I'm gonna be able to make heaven."
October 13, 2025 at 1:01 AM
Ok but what if we convince him it exists and he'll get there by doing some Scrooge level shit and then when the next stroke takes him out we can all have a good laugh and marginally better health insurance?
Reposted by Celestial Bagel
It’s my birthday and I’m asking for reposts of my artwork!
Enjoy! Eat cake! Or cookies! I’ll have some new dark fantasy/horror work ready to show next month.
Enjoy! Eat cake! Or cookies! I’ll have some new dark fantasy/horror work ready to show next month.
August 21, 2025 at 11:44 PM
It’s my birthday and I’m asking for reposts of my artwork!
Enjoy! Eat cake! Or cookies! I’ll have some new dark fantasy/horror work ready to show next month.
Enjoy! Eat cake! Or cookies! I’ll have some new dark fantasy/horror work ready to show next month.
Y'all, this person is smart, knowledgeable, empathetic, willing and able to learn, and solution oriented!
She is great and would make a great addition to any team!
She is great and would make a great addition to any team!
Howdy, Bluesky!
I’m looking for part time remote work. I have experience in non-profits, customer service, moderation, and online fundraising. I’m also available to provide accessibility consulting in games.
Please help me get visibility by sharing the post!
Leads -> lunahbat@gmail.com
I’m looking for part time remote work. I have experience in non-profits, customer service, moderation, and online fundraising. I’m also available to provide accessibility consulting in games.
Please help me get visibility by sharing the post!
Leads -> lunahbat@gmail.com
August 18, 2025 at 9:52 PM
Y'all, this person is smart, knowledgeable, empathetic, willing and able to learn, and solution oriented!
She is great and would make a great addition to any team!
She is great and would make a great addition to any team!
Slightly diminish a band:
The Scantily Clad Ladies
Boyz II Slightly Older, Adolescent Boyz
Third Eye with Astigmatism
The Maladjusted Mime Consortium
The Scantily Clad Ladies
Boyz II Slightly Older, Adolescent Boyz
Third Eye with Astigmatism
The Maladjusted Mime Consortium
Slightly diminish a band:
Whine Against the Machine
Whine Against the Machine
Slightly diminish a band:
Averagedeth
Averagedeth
August 13, 2025 at 10:18 PM
Slightly diminish a band:
The Scantily Clad Ladies
Boyz II Slightly Older, Adolescent Boyz
Third Eye with Astigmatism
The Maladjusted Mime Consortium
The Scantily Clad Ladies
Boyz II Slightly Older, Adolescent Boyz
Third Eye with Astigmatism
The Maladjusted Mime Consortium
Slightly diminished a band:
Jimmy Eat County
Jimmy Eat County
Slightly diminished a band:
Aluminum Maiden
Aluminum Maiden
Slightly diminish a band: About as Good as Ezra
August 13, 2025 at 5:04 AM
Slightly diminished a band:
Jimmy Eat County
Jimmy Eat County
Let's help make this happen y'all!
Help get this cutie on twitch!
Help get this cutie on twitch!
If I can make $100 in tips I’ll go live on Twitch today 🥰
👀 can we do it?
👀 can we do it?
August 4, 2025 at 7:50 PM
Let's help make this happen y'all!
Help get this cutie on twitch!
Help get this cutie on twitch!
Post a random pic or everything will go bad in August?!
F*ck that. Im not taking that chance
F*ck that. Im not taking that chance
August 1, 2025 at 6:15 AM
Post a random pic or everything will go bad in August?!
F*ck that. Im not taking that chance
F*ck that. Im not taking that chance
Hey uhh, to all my friends who drink Celsius...please be aware
High Noon recalls vodka seltzer packs mislabeled as Celsius energy drinks - CBS News share.google/8qTT05VYVyW1...
High Noon recalls vodka seltzer packs mislabeled as Celsius energy drinks - CBS News share.google/8qTT05VYVyW1...
High Noon recalls vodka seltzer packs mislabeled as Celsius energy drinks
Beverage brand High Noon is recalling some of its beach variety packs due to some cans being mislabeled as non-alcoholic Celsius energy drinks.
share.google
July 30, 2025 at 7:29 PM
Hey uhh, to all my friends who drink Celsius...please be aware
High Noon recalls vodka seltzer packs mislabeled as Celsius energy drinks - CBS News share.google/8qTT05VYVyW1...
High Noon recalls vodka seltzer packs mislabeled as Celsius energy drinks - CBS News share.google/8qTT05VYVyW1...
Today marks 41 flights around the sun for me
I feel older but I also feel more loved and seen than I have ever before
I'm surrounded by people who are happy that I'm here and want me to pursue the things that make me happy
The world can be a hard place but if you're reading this, know you are loved💜
I feel older but I also feel more loved and seen than I have ever before
I'm surrounded by people who are happy that I'm here and want me to pursue the things that make me happy
The world can be a hard place but if you're reading this, know you are loved💜
July 27, 2025 at 7:11 PM
Today marks 41 flights around the sun for me
I feel older but I also feel more loved and seen than I have ever before
I'm surrounded by people who are happy that I'm here and want me to pursue the things that make me happy
The world can be a hard place but if you're reading this, know you are loved💜
I feel older but I also feel more loved and seen than I have ever before
I'm surrounded by people who are happy that I'm here and want me to pursue the things that make me happy
The world can be a hard place but if you're reading this, know you are loved💜
If you see this, quote with a robot you like that isn't from Star Wars, Star Trek, Doctor Who or Transformers
Ignoring the obvious Terminator and Bender, I don't know if I've ever affectionately referenced a robot more than this little guy, especially with @childlessgambino.bsky.social
"Robut!"
Ignoring the obvious Terminator and Bender, I don't know if I've ever affectionately referenced a robot more than this little guy, especially with @childlessgambino.bsky.social
"Robut!"
July 10, 2025 at 1:58 PM
If you see this, quote with a robot you like that isn't from Star Wars, Star Trek, Doctor Who or Transformers
Ignoring the obvious Terminator and Bender, I don't know if I've ever affectionately referenced a robot more than this little guy, especially with @childlessgambino.bsky.social
"Robut!"
Ignoring the obvious Terminator and Bender, I don't know if I've ever affectionately referenced a robot more than this little guy, especially with @childlessgambino.bsky.social
"Robut!"
10 Things I Hate About Dune
July 9, 2025 at 2:06 AM
10 Things I Hate About Dune
@childlessgambino.bsky.social This is beautiful and so you!!
July 7, 2025 at 1:34 AM
@childlessgambino.bsky.social This is beautiful and so you!!
Post the first CD you ever owned
July 6, 2025 at 12:50 AM
Post the first CD you ever owned
If y'all are in Austin and looking for a cool place to go and to support l REAL local artists, get on down to Tiny Minotaur this Saturday evening!!
TINY MINOTAUR WE ARE IN YOU until 11pm!
Come through and grab a game book or sticker or potion or necklace or some earrings or a print or bookmark or mini or ALL OF THE ABOVE!
Come through and grab a game book or sticker or potion or necklace or some earrings or a print or bookmark or mini or ALL OF THE ABOVE!
June 29, 2025 at 1:26 AM
If y'all are in Austin and looking for a cool place to go and to support l REAL local artists, get on down to Tiny Minotaur this Saturday evening!!
This is the funniest and most accurate thing I've read all week.
Congrats on winning Skeet of the Week
Congrats on winning Skeet of the Week
Zohran: Imagine living in a city where you can afford your rent, your groceries and even a meal at a restaurant now and then without much stress
Eric Adams: Imagine a platypus so powerful that it could destroy the city. We need more cops
Eric Adams: Imagine a platypus so powerful that it could destroy the city. We need more cops
June 27, 2025 at 1:57 PM
This is the funniest and most accurate thing I've read all week.
Congrats on winning Skeet of the Week
Congrats on winning Skeet of the Week
Make a book mid:
Dante's Luke Warm Bath
Dante's Luke Warm Bath
Make a book mid:
The Grapes of Scolding.
The Grapes of Scolding.
Make a book mid:
The Ordinary Gatsby
The Ordinary Gatsby
June 26, 2025 at 5:35 PM
Make a book mid:
Dante's Luke Warm Bath
Dante's Luke Warm Bath
I'm old enough to remember a time when this endorsement would have tanked any legitimate candidate
BREAKING: Jared Fogle, former Subway spokesperson and convicted child molester, has endorsed Andrew Cuomo for Mayor of New York
June 23, 2025 at 1:25 AM
I'm old enough to remember a time when this endorsement would have tanked any legitimate candidate
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Reading @michellegoldberg.bsky.social's excellent column makes me feel physically ill. The depth of the cruelty in Musk is simply unfathomable. He should never know another moment's peace. www.nytimes.com/2025/05/30/o...
Opinion | Elon Musk’s Legacy Is Disease, Starvation and Death
www.nytimes.com
May 30, 2025 at 1:18 PM
Reading @michellegoldberg.bsky.social's excellent column makes me feel physically ill. The depth of the cruelty in Musk is simply unfathomable. He should never know another moment's peace. www.nytimes.com/2025/05/30/o...
Im a Texan and I have spent my entire life subduing the intrusive thoughts so that they wouldn't embarrass or ruin me.
Turns out I could've made it all the way to Solicitor General! 🙃😵💫
Turns out I could've made it all the way to Solicitor General! 🙃😵💫
I am being dead serious. Judd Stone allegedly talked about this asteroid fantasy so often that the agency's No. 2, Brent Webster, discussed it with him and, later fearing for his and his family's safety, consulted with other top officials in the AG's office.
May 28, 2025 at 3:13 PM
Im a Texan and I have spent my entire life subduing the intrusive thoughts so that they wouldn't embarrass or ruin me.
Turns out I could've made it all the way to Solicitor General! 🙃😵💫
Turns out I could've made it all the way to Solicitor General! 🙃😵💫
Delete a letter, ruin a movie:
Ride & Prejudice
Aws
Caddysack
Wayne's Word
The Word in the Stone
Cockwork Orange
The Everending Story
Ride & Prejudice
Aws
Caddysack
Wayne's Word
The Word in the Stone
Cockwork Orange
The Everending Story
Delete a letter, ruin a movie:
Finding Emo
Finding Emo
Delete a letter, ruin a movie:
Pollo 13
Pollo 13
May 27, 2025 at 11:58 PM
Delete a letter, ruin a movie:
Ride & Prejudice
Aws
Caddysack
Wayne's Word
The Word in the Stone
Cockwork Orange
The Everending Story
Ride & Prejudice
Aws
Caddysack
Wayne's Word
The Word in the Stone
Cockwork Orange
The Everending Story