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CeleryKills
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Rampaging through life, just cause!
People are drawn to ideas that feel profound without requiring real understanding. That’s why quantum mysticism spreads so easily; it wraps magical thinking in scientific language so anyone can feel “deep” without engaging with actual physics.
December 26, 2025 at 5:03 PM
People assume race is a natural way to sort humans, but it was created to justify enslavement and empire. It was a political invention pretending to be biology. The fiction became powerful enough that people forgot it was engineered for control, not discovered through evidence.
December 26, 2025 at 4:13 PM
AI isn’t just for second‑language writers. It helps people with neurodivergence, writing anxiety, and ideas that outpace their words. It’s better to write with support than stay silent. Creativity should be about expression, not gatekeeping.
December 25, 2025 at 3:57 PM
Christmas isn’t about doctrine. It’s about kindness, reflection, and the quiet beauty of being human together. Whether you celebrate with lights, laughter, or solitude, may your day be full of peace, warmth, and the kind of joy that doesn’t need permission.
December 25, 2025 at 3:16 PM
There’s something comforting about knowing holiday joy has always irritated the most rigid people in history. The Puritans literally tried to outlaw Christmas celebrations because they thought fun was spiritually dangerous. Imagine banning cookies and singing because you feared joy.
December 24, 2025 at 3:47 PM
Social media replies have evolved into three distinct species, each allergic to real discourse. The ChatGPT nullifier dismisses anything “too coherent,” the inane humor responder treats every thread like open‑mic night, and the petulant child voice insists “nuh‑uh” counts as analysis.
December 23, 2025 at 3:51 PM
Modern Christmas is significantly, if not primarily, about Western Paganism, capitalism, consumerism, and the constant pressure to outdo each other. Most of what we celebrate now comes from Victorian reinventions, advertising, and older winter traditions.
December 23, 2025 at 3:38 PM
Science works by challenging its own assumptions. When new data arrives, the story evolves. That is how we move from mythic origins to evidence based history. A new paper on ancient open ocean fishes is a great reminder of this process.
December 22, 2025 at 3:01 PM
Someone told me my comment “must be AI” because “real people don’t use semi‑colons”; so now I’m legally; morally; spiritually obligated to unleash them everywhere; like punctuation shrapnel; linking thoughts that never asked to be linked; yet here they are; marching proudly.
a set of black commas on a white background .
ALT: a set of black commas on a white background .
media.tenor.com
December 22, 2025 at 2:55 AM
I has someone upset at me today because I could do ████████ in my comments.
December 21, 2025 at 8:46 PM
Most people assume DNA collection only happens after a criminal conviction. But DHS has been expanding its authority to take DNA from anyone it detains, even briefly. A recent case showed a U.S. citizen detained and processed before he could even show ID.
December 21, 2025 at 4:26 PM
Never give up on your dreams...

Unless your dream is to build a master race...
You can let that one go.
December 21, 2025 at 2:14 AM
Everyone’s buzzing about these proposed “Patriot Games,” and critics are already calling them the real‑life Hunger Games we definitely didn’t order. It’s like someone watched the movies, ignored the warning, and said “yeah, let’s do that, but with more flags and fewer safety rules.”
December 20, 2025 at 3:23 PM
I was asked why we can name conservatives who accept evolution but struggle to name even one famous liberal creationist. And honestly, it’s true. Conservatives like George Will or Mitt Romney openly accept evolution without treating it as a threat to their worldview.
December 19, 2025 at 3:41 PM
School House Rock - The Constitution
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December 18, 2025 at 4:55 PM
In August, parts of Article I vanished from the Library of Congress site. Missing were Congress’ military powers, state authority, and habeas corpus; the right against unlawful detention. These aren’t minor details; they’re core checks on government.
December 18, 2025 at 4:49 PM
Trump calls EV charger funding “an incredible waste of taxpayer dollars.” Yet 17 attorneys general say he’s unlawfully blocking money Congress already approved. While railing against clean energy, his administration racks up billions in unauthorized costs targeting Venezuela.
December 18, 2025 at 3:47 AM
rump and Republicans sold USMCA as a win for American workers. But the evidence says otherwise. The deal left loopholes wide open, letting companies keep exploiting cheap labor in Mexico. U.S. jobs are still under pressure; this “fix” is more spin than substance.
December 17, 2025 at 6:25 PM
Pew’s new survey says religion is “steady.” But that’s misleading. The most religious groups are the oldest, and they’re shrinking. Younger generations aren’t filling the pews,,, they’re less religious than their parents.
December 17, 2025 at 4:10 PM
Here was my weird grammar reminder today "all be it" is one word... spelled "albeit', which is one of the most mispronounced words written text.
December 17, 2025 at 1:16 AM
Pepsi was accused of playing favorites; cheap deals for food giants, higher costs for small shops. The FTC tried to enforce the Robinson‑Patman Act, but Trump’s FTC dropped the case, calling it “political.” Convenient for corporations, disastrous for consumers.
December 16, 2025 at 11:56 PM
December 16, 2025 at 11:40 PM
A few years ago, T‑cell leukemia was a death sentence. Today, thanks to CRISPR base editing, patients are walking away cancer‑free. Scientists built universal CAR‑T cells that don’t self‑destruct; a breakthrough made possible by steady government funding.
December 16, 2025 at 4:09 PM
Imagine every worker earning tens of thousands more each year. RAND shows the bottom 90% lost $3.9 trillion in 2023 alone compared to fair wage growth since the 1970s. That money didn’t vanish; it was siphoned upward, leaving the top 1% with nearly a third of all wealth.
December 15, 2025 at 8:06 PM