CeleOOKIE
@celeookie.bsky.social
Reformed podcaster, quilter, insurance agent, mum to 3, dad joke aficionado
Spent the last 4 hours on my feet cooking and cleaning. Youngest just tried to guilt trip me into taking her shopping.
June 29, 2025 at 8:15 PM
Spent the last 4 hours on my feet cooking and cleaning. Youngest just tried to guilt trip me into taking her shopping.
Well, my kids are really into watching CaseOh. I'm questioning about whether this is a good thing. He reminds me of a rabid 12yo.
June 28, 2025 at 3:14 AM
Well, my kids are really into watching CaseOh. I'm questioning about whether this is a good thing. He reminds me of a rabid 12yo.
I had a gut wrenching nightmare about a friend I used to be VERY close with. So I sent her a message this morning to say I missed her and hoped she was well. It's still unread. I miss our friendship so much.
June 20, 2025 at 8:13 PM
I had a gut wrenching nightmare about a friend I used to be VERY close with. So I sent her a message this morning to say I missed her and hoped she was well. It's still unread. I miss our friendship so much.
Anybody else kinda miss wandering Target, spending $200, and only walking out with 2 bags?
June 5, 2025 at 6:41 PM
Anybody else kinda miss wandering Target, spending $200, and only walking out with 2 bags?
Kiddo made a Minecraft server and all three kids have been playing together from their PCs all week. It's so pleasant to hear them laughing and getting along. I love it.
June 1, 2025 at 2:39 AM
Kiddo made a Minecraft server and all three kids have been playing together from their PCs all week. It's so pleasant to hear them laughing and getting along. I love it.
Apparently my controversial opinion is that potatoes don't count as a vegetable when meal planning.
May 24, 2025 at 3:26 PM
Apparently my controversial opinion is that potatoes don't count as a vegetable when meal planning.
We have established that child poverty is a policy choice. Paraphrasing Booker. If you aren't watching, you should be.
April 1, 2025 at 5:44 PM
We have established that child poverty is a policy choice. Paraphrasing Booker. If you aren't watching, you should be.
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Starting tomorrow
March 6, 2025 at 11:36 AM
Starting tomorrow
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Practice saying these phrases until they roll off your tongue effortlessly:
"Am I being detained?"
"Am I free to go?"
"I exercise my right to remain silent and I want a lawyer."
"Am I being detained?"
"Am I free to go?"
"I exercise my right to remain silent and I want a lawyer."
March 4, 2025 at 6:07 PM
Practice saying these phrases until they roll off your tongue effortlessly:
"Am I being detained?"
"Am I free to go?"
"I exercise my right to remain silent and I want a lawyer."
"Am I being detained?"
"Am I free to go?"
"I exercise my right to remain silent and I want a lawyer."
Anytime my watch is OFF my wrist, the zepp app registers it as a nap.
February 24, 2025 at 3:55 AM
Anytime my watch is OFF my wrist, the zepp app registers it as a nap.
I am giving zero fucks regarding this CEO shooting. Why should I give a damn?
December 9, 2024 at 5:11 PM
I am giving zero fucks regarding this CEO shooting. Why should I give a damn?
Anybody else experiencing the phenomenon of people wearing WAY too much cologne/perfume bc it's so hot? My lungs DX
August 23, 2024 at 11:07 PM
Anybody else experiencing the phenomenon of people wearing WAY too much cologne/perfume bc it's so hot? My lungs DX
"You need to be extra careful with codeine, it'll make you dizzy and sleepy!" *me staring at the ceiling 3 hours later*
July 23, 2024 at 4:50 AM
"You need to be extra careful with codeine, it'll make you dizzy and sleepy!" *me staring at the ceiling 3 hours later*
"And in conclusion, may I please remind you that it does not say RSVP on the statue of liberty." Ili just randomly quoted Clueless at me.
July 19, 2024 at 10:49 PM
"And in conclusion, may I please remind you that it does not say RSVP on the statue of liberty." Ili just randomly quoted Clueless at me.
Best quote from the latest contrapoints, "If the boy is poor there's no room on the door" lmao
March 3, 2024 at 11:11 PM
Best quote from the latest contrapoints, "If the boy is poor there's no room on the door" lmao
Saw Dune 2. It was fantastic!
March 3, 2024 at 2:13 AM
Saw Dune 2. It was fantastic!
Played Calico and I was okay. Now we're playing Apiary (definitely a euro game) and I'm just completely lost DX
December 26, 2023 at 2:12 AM
Played Calico and I was okay. Now we're playing Apiary (definitely a euro game) and I'm just completely lost DX
Those ppl that go to every Taylor Swift concert are just modern dead heads... Change my mind.
December 24, 2023 at 11:20 PM
Those ppl that go to every Taylor Swift concert are just modern dead heads... Change my mind.